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Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 10:38 PM


Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 11:19 PM

I like it when Zomboid or Gadzooks are around, they make every thread be about me.

Guitar Woman Jul 6th, 2008 12:24 AM


Guitar Woman Jul 6th, 2008 12:32 AM

Well, I thought it was funny.

The Leader Jul 6th, 2008 01:02 AM

I liked it. :)

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:29 AM

I kinda lold

Misdemonar Jul 6th, 2008 01:59 AM

man fuck that gw he thinks he's funny what a faggot

ElPila666 Jul 6th, 2008 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 566015)


SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS. ;<

Whoa dude!, Spaceballs!


wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 09:19 AM

Work again...

HickMan Jul 6th, 2008 10:43 AM

Oh yeah!
Yeah! She's gotta have soul
Or it won't feel right
Well, just plain, clean, and simple
Wrapped up nice n' tight

And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!

It's gettin' hard to find
Guess it ain't hip enough now
You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff

Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
I so love my baby's poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah

I've been out there
Tried a little bit of everything
But it's all sex without love
I found the real thing is poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman

Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho

Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
C'mon baby
Homegrown, homegrown, down-home
Uh-ho ho


Shrubfest Jul 6th, 2008 10:44 AM

OOH.
Cake. I was supposed to make cake....

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 10:59 AM

It's never to late to make cake

HickMan Jul 6th, 2008 11:53 AM

especially POUNDCAKE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 6th, 2008 12:12 PM

So my friend told me her boyfriend got a yeast infection. His reasoning was that he drinks too much yuengling beer. I called bullshit but this guy is sticking to that answer.

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2008 12:18 PM

50,000 watts of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold
Rockin' overload
Start to explode

IT'S YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT

CALL IT HEAVY METAL.

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565935)
Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

I go to sleep by six pm. :(

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:27 PM

Weeeell, I pass out. But that counts, right?

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565989)
I still can't take good pictures ;_;


Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565992)
no dude i'm hot i just dont' smile or anything so they always look dumb :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565993)
I'm hot too :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 566026)
I'm hot :]

I would like nude photos from each of you! :orgasm

GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY!

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:35 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:36 PM

FUCK YOU PUB =(

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:36 PM

my nose looks so huge when i make angry faces :x

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:40 PM

YOU LOOK LIKE A PROBISCUS MONKEY! :eek

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:40 PM

IA M :eek

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 12:41 PM

AHH! ANGRY NOSE!

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:41 PM

i didn't know what PROBISCUS meant 'til i googled it and not only are you a JERK, but you spelled it wrong >:

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:45 PM


liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:46 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:47 PM

my parents swear i never broke my nose, but i'm pretty sure i did :(

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566125)
you spelled it wrong >:

Oh man, I know! It's the vowels that always get me. If I pronounced words probably instead of with a fake English accent I think I'd be able to spell. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566125)
you a JERK >:

:eek

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 12:48 PM

it was probably them then

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:48 PM

jk bby ily tho ferreal

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:49 PM

wobzier nah my daddy made it pretty clear when he hit me :'(

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 12:52 PM

I respect that. I think I'm going to be the kind of dad that only hits kids in their sleep

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 12:52 PM

unless your serious. then you know. sorry and all that

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:52 PM

depending on wut you mean by hit, i'd have to say the same D:

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 566136)
unless your serious. then you know. sorry and all that

nah lol, he tried to fight me one time, it was pretty scary, he's like 4 times my size :lol

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 12:56 PM

UH OH! ;)

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 12:57 PM


wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 01:00 PM

always with the crying children liquid.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:02 PM

i was gonna post a child abuse poster but that was good 'nuff

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:03 PM

there's this billboard in town that has a crying kids face on it, with stuff like 'YOU'RE A FAILURE, SHUT UP, I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I'M GONNA HIT YOU' etc written all over his face, it's pretty funny :(

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 01:05 PM

is it an add for sharpie markers?

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566141)

...searcytrainings.com/_uimages/PUB9.jpg? :eek

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:08 PM

hahaha :eek

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:08 PM

like you'll ever have kids to beat :rolleyes

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 01:15 PM

oh. they would have to be mine?

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2008 01:17 PM

Don't you people eat your children?

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 01:19 PM

No no your thinking of hampsters, not people. Easy mistake to make

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:19 PM

if it's a girl maybe

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 01:22 PM

Please tell me I'm misinterpreting that.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 01:23 PM

D:

Shrubfest Jul 6th, 2008 01:31 PM

Yay, i finished my ironing!

HickMan Jul 6th, 2008 02:31 PM

FAMILYS COMING OVER GUYS

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 02:33 PM

tell them we said hi

Guitar Woman Jul 6th, 2008 03:01 PM

man I'm supposed to be the resident jewnose

I demand my satisfaction

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 03:06 PM

i got the curly hair you better watch out

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 03:26 PM

[07:14] this horse NOISE: i was watching a video about denmark
[07:14] PublicPubLoather: Happiest place on earth
[07:14] this horse NOISE: and they said they're the happiest place to live because everyone has low expectations in life
[07:14] this horse NOISE: that doesn't seem like it should count ;(
[07:15] PublicPubLoather: I have really low expectations and I still fail to meet them,
[07:15] this horse NOISE: :lol
[07:15] this horse NOISE: not low enough i guess :x
[07:17] PublicPubLoather: They are pretty fucking low. :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: hahaha
[07:17] this horse NOISE: :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: how low can you go? D:
[07:19] PublicPubLoather: Today I hope not to cry, die, or masturbate furiously while I look at dicks.
[07:19] this horse NOISE: hahahahahhaha
[07:20] this horse NOISE: me too :<

wobzire Jul 6th, 2008 03:28 PM

me too

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 03:28 PM

the me too part was wrong im i swear :eek

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 03:29 PM

Yeah, it originally said "oh noes, i've already done two of those today! :eek"

MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 03:36 PM

...at the same time. :eek

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 03:39 PM

I can't hodl the gun if one hands on my dick and the otehrs tickelin' my balls :x

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 03:46 PM

I actually opened photoshop when I had the idea of wanking with a gun, but I really don't know what the hell I was thinking of making.

HickMan Jul 6th, 2008 03:49 PM

Immortal Goat looks a little Jewie if you ask me :\

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 05:24 PM

I just upgraded opera and they've moved the new tab button and I keep flicking my wrist in the wrong direction and having a moment of minor confusion. :(

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566194)
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

..

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 06:11 PM

I know you love to sing that song, but maybe it'd be less gay if you waited for someone else to post.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:13 PM

you can't win a race if you wait for the competition to catch up :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 06:20 PM

If you're trying to win that thread, you're lagging pretty bad yourself.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:21 PM

okay hare

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 06:28 PM

You double and triple post in there all the time, and I still have double your posts. Give it up.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:31 PM

i only started caring like a week ago compared to you who've cared since birth ;_;

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 06:33 PM

How did I care about the internet before it was invented?

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:36 PM

it was made before you were born, doofus

MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 06:44 PM

While the origins of the Internet go back as far as the late 1960s with the ARPANET project, the "Internet" as we know it today wasn't accessible to the public until the early 80s.

EDIT: Ooops, I mean

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:45 PM

he didn't say accessible internet :x

MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 06:48 PM

Actually I just looked on wikipedia and it wasn't commercially available until the late 80s. :eek

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:48 PM

edits :'(

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:49 PM

yeah but the internet internet was made in the early 70s by the gov'ment i thought, but i dont fo sho :O

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:50 PM

i guess i was thinkin the arpanet nvm

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:51 PM

either way shut up pub

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 06:56 PM

I don't mind shutting up, because I was being silly, but then I was right and oh man, no thanks.

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 06:57 PM

:lol wudoin? :eek

MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 07:00 PM

Hey so this year is the Internet's 20th birthday. I guess that would explain all the porn :/

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566223)
:lol wudoin? :eek

I took so long formatting text badly that I thought you'd've posted several times, but you didn't post at all and I was mad at myself for not checking.

ARE YOU HIGH, DANNY?

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 07:06 PM

YEAH KINDA D;

liquidstatik Jul 6th, 2008 07:12 PM

PLAYING IN FRUITY LOOPS 8]

MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 07:51 PM


MetalMilitia Jul 6th, 2008 07:53 PM

You don't get a much warmer greeting than being shot with "flaming balls".

HickMan Jul 6th, 2008 08:39 PM

I like the model pose baby :lol

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2008 09:21 PM

The CRIMEZ rule is still in effect, and you're breaking it right now, Mister. >:

bigtimecow Jul 6th, 2008 11:33 PM

oh my god guys jeff dunham is on this guy is so funny


:hick

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2008 12:18 AM

Is that the puppet guy

GAY

Tadao Jul 7th, 2008 01:14 AM

Don't you mean "Gay, on a stick"?

liquidstatik Jul 7th, 2008 02:47 AM

why aren't you gusy awake? ;'(

Tadao Jul 7th, 2008 03:17 AM

NO YOU SHUT UP

liquidstatik Jul 7th, 2008 03:23 AM

MAKE ME :@

executioneer Jul 7th, 2008 03:28 AM

i'm awake, i'm at work >:

liquidstatik Jul 7th, 2008 03:29 AM

haha dang, where do you work? :x


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