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Dixie Aug 21st, 2008 10:36 PM

You would.

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2008 10:37 PM

PARTY HEARTY?

Pub Lover Aug 21st, 2008 10:56 PM

Matty Harty

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2008 11:26 PM

:(

ElPila666 Aug 22nd, 2008 09:38 AM

:hypno

bigtimecow Aug 22nd, 2008 12:49 PM

sup guys ;D

bigtimecow Aug 22nd, 2008 12:49 PM

i just wanted to tell you guys that this is the best thread ever and nothing will ever beat it

bigtimecow Aug 22nd, 2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575347)
Matty Harty

where is he? he always had great avatars :(

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2008 12:55 PM

I became too interested in his personal life & he got scared.
Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 575401)
i just wanted to tell you guys that this is the best thread ever and nothing will ever beat it

Are you drunk?

bigtimecow Aug 22nd, 2008 01:43 PM

no i'm not you >:

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 02:20 PM

Drinking is awesome!

HickMan Aug 22nd, 2008 02:27 PM

you guys are fags

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 02:30 PM

sexy fags :wink

HickMan Aug 22nd, 2008 02:57 PM

please stfu

HickMan Aug 22nd, 2008 02:58 PM

no more mockwars so this is the place to be mean :mean

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 03:01 PM

I'm not a fag! I have a girlfriend and everything!

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 575413)
please stfu

Take a memo Klinger

JediScum Aug 22nd, 2008 03:38 PM

I heard this place was taking applications for retarded, drunk assholes with with a 4 year degree in Faggot. Now, i've only really done community service work in GAY, But i'm eager to learn from you people.

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2008 03:41 PM

retarded...? :tear

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2008 03:46 PM

I'm fluent in ASSHOLE

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 03:57 PM

I'm sure it rolls off your tongue.

JediScum Aug 22nd, 2008 04:10 PM

Yes, Pub... "Retarded" .... it's supposed to be a "nice" way of saying you clapp yer hands like a circus seal, howl at the moon, and believe ANYTHING on American TV.

I'm so lonely now that the race cars have stopped....

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2008 04:17 PM

You can't set the baseline of humanity as being diminished capacity.

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 05:00 PM

:tear Hurty words.

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2008 07:46 PM

My mom got flashed today at the yard sale.

But it was one boob and in the middle of the lady's chest and she was like 90.

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 07:49 PM

Was it even on purpose?

HickMan Aug 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

:pagebrak

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 08:20 PM

I take full responsibility for that failed page brak.

sloth Aug 22nd, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575299)
Happy Birthday, Sloth. :)

fuck 23 man, i already bought some clothes 'because they were comfortable' and i can feel myself nodding along silently with the daily mail

but thankyou pub

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2008 08:31 PM

Yes, it was, actually. She got carried away with storytime and flashed us to show us her scar.

I also got called a fornicator.

Later, we saw an elderly Japanese man rollerblading down the middle of the street with a knotted handkerchief on his head, in full elbow and kneepad regalia.

It's been quite a day.

bigtimecow Aug 22nd, 2008 08:44 PM

i need help, like now

i want to restore my laptop to it's factory state, but i don't want to uninstall windows xp because i don't have my disk on me. i just want to delete EVERYTHING and uninstall EVERYTHING other than windows

HELP!!!!

liquidstatik Aug 22nd, 2008 09:38 PM

isohunt.com and a blank cd :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 22nd, 2008 09:59 PM

Happy Birthday Sloth. Buy yourself a tie.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 11:09 PM

http://totallylookslike.com/

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 11:11 PM


wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 11:14 PM

Holy crap thank you! That was exactly what I neede to kill time at work tonight.

Asila Aug 22nd, 2008 11:27 PM

I wonder why I only come on here these days when I'm trashed.

wobzire Aug 22nd, 2008 11:32 PM

For fun.

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2008 12:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjkMhwNWcbY

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2008 11:00 AM

If I could fight ANYBODY on this board it'd be YOU

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2008 11:11 AM

Name a time and place where you want your ass whomped on and I'll be there, Paco.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 03:17 PM

Hey guys, guess where I'm not.

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2008 04:51 PM

Where Fathom and I are about to fight becasue you don't like violence? PUS

MarioRPG Aug 23rd, 2008 05:00 PM

You aren't on the internet?

Shrubfest Aug 23rd, 2008 05:18 PM

Evening, anybody.

Pub Lover Aug 23rd, 2008 05:27 PM

Morning, People.

Shrubfest Aug 23rd, 2008 05:29 PM

Ah, time difference. Lovely.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 05:39 PM

There is nothing lovely about time difference.

liquidstatik Aug 23rd, 2008 05:39 PM

:O!

Shrubfest Aug 23rd, 2008 05:43 PM

I'm sure there is. Not that I could think of anything.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 05:47 PM

When I look up at the moon and think of my love, it makes me sad that Pub isn't doing the same. :tear

:pagebrak

Shrubfest Aug 23rd, 2008 05:50 PM

Aw, thats sweet...

Or not...

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2008 05:54 PM

it is. dummy. PUS

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 05:55 PM

I can't fight you Hickman, I don't want to send in a broken soldier.

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2008 06:22 PM

I may be a broken soldier, but AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A BROKEN SHOULDER

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 07:05 PM

HEY I'M OFF LIMITS!

Neen Aug 23rd, 2008 08:53 PM

This is fine, yes indeed. Come get some. :\

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 09:00 PM

I have too much respect for Hickman to call him a soulless whore for America.

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2008 09:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIFKKa1u-U

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2008 10:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSuEM...eature=related

Pub Lover Aug 23rd, 2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 575349)

The hair seems a little flat, but I really like how you've captured the eyes.

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2008 12:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgl7PxgR1zY

HickMan Aug 24th, 2008 02:38 AM

mc chris SUCKS just like YOUR FACE

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2008 04:26 AM


wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 09:14 AM

GOOOD MORNING!

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2008 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 575625)
mc chris SUCKS just like YOUR FACE

Wuzzat? I can't hear with ALL THAT DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 575660)
Alright, so a bit of background first. Every year at my old school, we would be forced to do ads for a in-school "company" for Economics. This is the ad for "Loyola Threads"

That's me dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfiRbPPLADU

I now know exactly the length of your flaccid cock. :hypno

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:34 PM

Happy Birthday, Blue Fox. :)

What the hell are you doing being seventeen already? >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:35 PM

Happy Birthday, Sacks. :)

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 02:35 PM

Sex in ads work.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:38 PM

You buy stuff when you see dicks bouncing around said stuff?

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 02:43 PM

I, guess.

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 02:44 PM

Depends on the dick I suppose.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 575678)
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 575675)
STOP MAKING THREADS >:

>:

DON'T START BEING ALL MAD AT DANNY! HE'LL GET CLAY TO BEAT YOU UP! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BEATEN UP BY CLAY, SO YOU? DO YOU, ROBBY?!

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2008 02:54 PM

I THOUGHT HE WAS AGREEING WITH ME >:

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 02:56 PM

I was agreeing! I hope that Clay doesn't feel like he HAS to beat me up.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:57 PM

:pagebrak

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 02:57 PM

I have messed up yet another page brak.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 575682)
I THOUGHT HE WAS AGREEING WITH ME >:

THEN THAT MEANS HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT FORCEFUL ENOUGH ON YOUR OWN

THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP FIGHT YOUR BATTLES

HE IS TOTALLY CALLING YOU A PUSSY, MAN

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2008 02:58 PM

WOBZIRE :'(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 575684)
I hope that Clay doesn't feel like he HAS to beat me up.

CLAY HAS TO BEAT US ALL UP, HE IS IN THE ARMY


ALMOST

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2008 03:01 PM



:eek

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 03:01 PM

I just don't want him to feel like he HAS to ya' know? I don't want it to be forced.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 03:04 PM

Yeah, because he might hurt himself? STOP CALLING EVERYONE A PUSSY, ROBBY!

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 03:10 PM

I WOULD NEVER! You guys are so nice!

Shrubfest Aug 24th, 2008 03:13 PM

Stop talking, wob! You're digging a hole!

HickMan Aug 24th, 2008 03:13 PM

I BEAT PEOPLE UP BECASUE VIETNAM SCREWED WITH MY HEAD

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 03:17 PM

Reasons I wish I still had photoshop:

Editing Shrub's avatar.
Animating JJ-Maniacs penis.
The just this second idea of combining those two things.

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2008 03:18 PM

>:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 03:21 PM

What is that, Dillion? You want to know why I don't have photoshop?

Well, the computer I had it on got seized because some jerk reported me. >:

wobzire Aug 24th, 2008 03:22 PM

They took your computer beacause you had an unregisted copy of photoshop?

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2008 03:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X1OsuRUYA

Shrubfest Aug 24th, 2008 03:24 PM

I'm so glad you don't. Thanks.

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2008 03:26 PM

THANKS BUT NO THANKS

WhiteRat Aug 24th, 2008 04:03 PM


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 575709)

10,000 Volt Ghost, why are you letting that little girl smoke a cigarette?

JJ_Maniac Aug 24th, 2008 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575699)
Reasons I wish I still had photoshop:

Editing Shrub's avatar.
Animating JJ-Maniacs penis.
The just this second idea of combining those two things.


Cweepy.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 04:24 PM

Oh go to hell, you little shit, and stayout of my goddamn thread. >:

JJ_Maniac Aug 24th, 2008 04:26 PM

Ow, my ego.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 04:27 PM

I'm kidding, Buddy. You're alright. Shake that wang!


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