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Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 04:27 PM

:pagebrak

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 06:34 PM

lol I can see that this place hasn't changed a bit.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 06:43 PM

You've only been gone a coupla month, Dilweed

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 06:45 PM

I mean, HOW IS IT GOING, BUDDY! LONG TIME NO SEE! YOU STILL A GANGSTA PIMP MACKING ON ALL THE LADIES?

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 06:46 PM

I know, but still, that coupla months felt like a coupla of years.

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 06:47 PM

I REALLY MISSED YOU GUYS! :tear

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwarx (Post 575782)
I know, but still, that coupla months felt like a coupla of years.

YOU GET TRAPPED IN SOME SORTA TIME DILATION BUBBLE BY VISITING MARS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OR SOMETHING? :eek

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575785)
YOU GET TRAPPED IN SOME SORTA TIME DILATION BUBBLE BY VISITING MARS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OR SOMETHING? :eek

Naw, I just didn't feel like posting here.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 06:56 PM

You were better off.

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575789)
You were better off.

Don't worry, I'll eventually get bored of posting here in a few days and leave.:lol

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 07:09 PM

...or until MLE makes a thread about wanting me banned for "not contributing".

I love you guys :3

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 07:10 PM

I think you can make a very good arguement for getting MLE banned for not fulfilling her role as mod. ;)

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 07:11 PM

Ugh, really? Arguement? Idiot.


Hey BigTimeCow! Your Tattoo looks great! :eek

Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 07:17 PM

Actually, to be fair, that happened a year ago. Although it could happen again :rolleyes:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 07:20 PM

She's have to begin posting again for that. You're not even at risk from Esuohlim anymore as he's disappeared so far up his own ass he is actually taking advice from me.

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 07:47 PM

Where is that jerk Gus anyways.

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575800)
You're not even at risk from Esuohlim anymore as he's disappeared so far up his own ass he is actually taking advice from me.

I'm on top of the world these days it seems, I feel bulletproof :eek

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 08:14 PM

But are you rejection proof, Professor?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 575801)
Where is that jerk Gus anyways.

He is getting pictures/video of himself sliding across the hood of his car. >:

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 08:18 PM

Take 564?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 08:21 PM

He pwomished. :(

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 575806)
But are you rejection proof, Professor?

I feel, for the first time in my life, that trying would be worth it. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 09:10 PM

Attaboy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 575814)
Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 575813)
I've been waiting for this to come out ever since I saw the trailer on the PSP game: Battlefront: Rogue Squadron

Fascinating.

NEEDS MORE CATS

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 09:12 PM


Qwarx Aug 24th, 2008 10:04 PM

I bet if 4chan saw that, they'd make a lolcats caption for it.

Dixie Aug 24th, 2008 10:06 PM

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 10:15 PM

I very nearly said that. :hypno

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 575819)
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 575814)
Fascinating.

I'm tired. Sue me.

Poor effort. Should've gone with the cat picture. :posh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwarx (Post 575818)
I bet if 4chan saw that, they'd make a lolcats caption for it.

Please don't mention that place, GW.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 10:16 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2008 10:19 PM


HickMan Aug 24th, 2008 10:21 PM

that guy cracks me up

HickMan Aug 24th, 2008 10:21 PM

i wish the chat was more interactive

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 10:22 PM

It would be funny to have a live chat window, but then it would ruin this fine thread.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 24th, 2008 10:56 PM

I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 10:57 PM

I don't understand.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 24th, 2008 11:27 PM

GET OUT OF HERE YOU BUM

HickMan Aug 24th, 2008 11:29 PM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 575830)
I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

YOU'RE GAY

Tadao Aug 24th, 2008 11:37 PM

I'LL PUT MY GIANT JOKE INSIDE YOU!

Fathom Zero Aug 25th, 2008 12:17 AM

LEMME WHIP MY JOKE OUT

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 575830)
I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS :eek



AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT :(

Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 12:24 AM

"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin

HickMan Aug 25th, 2008 12:28 AM

:rolleyes

Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 12:31 AM

What? You wanna fight?

Spoilers!

Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 12:43 AM

Do you know how much internet you will be allowed while in service?

HickMan Aug 25th, 2008 12:45 AM

HOME OF THE
FREE BECAUSE OF
THE BRAVE

:rolleyes

HickMan Aug 25th, 2008 12:46 AM

None for the first 3 months and then Every now and again

Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 01:01 AM

Shame that you will miss my posts :(


Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 01:04 AM

I want Sacks to do this pic in charcoal.


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2008 02:12 AM

Happy birthday Sacks. I hope it's a grand day. The rest of you can go to hell.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2008 03:17 AM

Shit, I posted that before it announced his bday. Happy day sir.

Rez Aug 25th, 2008 05:55 AM

:oao
YYYEEEEEEEAH

Dixie Aug 25th, 2008 07:54 AM

Happy birthday Sacksy!

wobzire Aug 25th, 2008 04:20 PM

That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

Emu Aug 25th, 2008 04:42 PM

None of the Zappa children will tour in the south.

I can't say I blame them, but god damnit I am not driving to Washington D.C.

JJ_Maniac Aug 25th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 575908)
That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

From now on I'm referring to her as "That crazy vagina girl"

MarioRPG Aug 25th, 2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 575908)
That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

If only she were an ok member, that'd make a great title.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 25th, 2008 05:58 PM

Wobzire why not you agree penis very beautiful like flower vagina horribly deformed

wobzire Aug 25th, 2008 09:14 PM

wobzire . Vagina is not at all beautiful it is a real fact that I will tell anyware . one person high lights vagina with a stupid comment that its like a flower.responding to stupid comment ,I wrote will a flower bleeds every month nor will it smell very bad. so any person if makes stupid comment we will realise it as stupid. we a groupe of girls have a definite opinion that penis is beautiful than vagina and vagina in most of the cases looks very ugly. acoording to our opinion some penis is like a flower.

wobzire Aug 25th, 2008 09:18 PM

Totally hitting on me.

JJ_Maniac Aug 25th, 2008 09:37 PM

Of course

Dixie Aug 26th, 2008 10:59 AM

I have to get emergency dental surgery at 1.
Stupid fucking wisdom tooth.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2008 02:12 PM

Good luck with that, CiG.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 575886)
Transsexuals can't get or get someone pregnant. Never mind time travel.

I like that line. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 575913)
We're not talking about penises anymore, we're talking about shemales! GET WITH THE TIMES!

JEEZ!


Kitsa Aug 26th, 2008 02:48 PM

Carnivore Is God: Valium and Versed are your friends.

At least, they're my friends. I used to wish I had a fucking drip of that shit to wheel around work with me.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2008 04:32 PM

At least one of those crazy vagina girls posts much the same on an African messageboard.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 576006)
Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 575633)

So sex toy links are not NSFW but that hideous picture ElPila666 posted is just fine?! :x

Leave them alone! They're in love! You anti-horseist! >:

Dixie Aug 26th, 2008 08:03 PM

I totally understand why people like Vicodin now.
My surgeon was very kind to me and made sure I was full of novacaine before he began the tooth brutality.
It took 35 minutes for them to pry the wisdom tooth loose.
When I felt a weird popping pressure I heard the assistant and the surgeon both say "Ew!"
They asked if I would like a souvenier, of course I did! I've never had a dentist offer me my tooth, especially one that kind of grossed them out.
I took pictures of the tooth. It's big, and a bit mutant like with the roots all fused together. When my head stops swimming I will post them.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2008 10:23 PM

I think the guy doing the Mother 3 translation started the site as a joke, and now he's kinda worried about all the pissed off people there will be when he admits he has done fuck all work on the project.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2008 11:52 PM

I'd be pretty pissed myself but then again I wouldn't be above playing that kind of joke on people either :(

MattJack Aug 27th, 2008 12:39 AM

Chicas are fun

Zomboid Aug 27th, 2008 03:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSXBu...eature=related

Razor's debut match. That shit's fucking funny and it reminds me of why I liked it so much when I was a kid. I think I was like 8-9 around the time razor ramone debuted and he was my favorite :(

Kitsa Aug 27th, 2008 07:33 AM

That's not Razor Ramon. :(

MattJack Aug 27th, 2008 11:00 AM

I use to LOVE Razor too :(

I thought his special move was so cool. I performed the Razor's Edge several times on my younger brothers during our wrestling matches.

RaNkeri Aug 27th, 2008 11:51 AM

I'M BACK

HickMan Aug 27th, 2008 01:13 PM

EVERYBODY JUST STOP and stfu

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 01:41 PM

Welcome back, Rankeri. :)

I wish I had noticed your absence. :(

ElPila666 Aug 27th, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 576159)
EVERYBODY JUST STOP and stfu

:domo

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 03:39 PM

Freddy! :D

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 03:40 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 03:46 PM

MURDERBALL DUDE

Dixie Aug 27th, 2008 04:10 PM



Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 04:15 PM

Ho-lee shit. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?

Dixie Aug 27th, 2008 04:19 PM

It's a mutant tooth. I have named him Igor.

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 04:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fRv...eature=related

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 04:27 PM

That's just awful.

Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 04:34 PM

Clean your carpet :x

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 04:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmXgOQNtNQ

Dixie Aug 27th, 2008 04:38 PM

It is clean dammit! I just had it steamed 2 weeks ago!!!

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 04:41 PM



:lol

:(

Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 05:37 PM


Dixie Aug 27th, 2008 05:49 PM

I'm imagining that seal farting for some reason.

Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 06:01 PM

A nice slow long hot one.

ElPila666 Aug 27th, 2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576164)
Freddy! :D

Sup Jarv ;)

ElPila666 Aug 27th, 2008 08:59 PM

Como estas Jarvier? :x

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 09:03 PM

Nut much, Buddy. ;)

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 09:03 PM

Sup wut chu?

Colonel Flagg Aug 27th, 2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 576170)

Hey Thanks CiG! I didn't even have to ask! :)

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 09:10 PM

Flagg, are you really that bad looking that we don't want to see what you look like?

Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 09:12 PM

He's old

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 09:14 PM

So are you. :blah
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576222)
I seriously hope nothing bad happens to Obama and that he does win the election. I can't wait to watch all these stupid peoples hope and dreams crushed and stomped on by a political whore.

That would be better than him actually fulfilling people's crazy hopes & dreams. :x

Colonel Flagg Aug 27th, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576227)
Flagg, are you really that bad looking that we don't want to see what you look like?

I'm older than Burbank. That's damned near dead.

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 09:21 PM

One picture. We all so "Wow, no kidding, you're really old." and then you get to letch on everyone else and ask for pictures to your heart's content. Which I'm pretty is blood.

Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 09:21 PM

Yeah, he has the right to have an opinion on assassinations.


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