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Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 577161)
WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?

Apparently one who isn't into...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 577131)
horrible puffy ami yumi x ninja turtle porn


bigtimecow Sep 2nd, 2008 09:28 PM

porn is just weird. i can't watch it without laughing :lol

DevilWearsPrada Sep 2nd, 2008 09:34 PM

I can imagine foolfighter as some greasy, scrawny 14 year old reading your sig in a sad tone

bigtimecow Sep 2nd, 2008 09:38 PM

or in a tough guy tone, he's obviously really tough DWP

wake up man

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 09:51 PM

Department for Work and Pensions?

bigtimecow Sep 2nd, 2008 09:54 PM

pub, look closer you dummy

DevilWearsPrada Sep 2nd, 2008 09:55 PM

you hurt me, publover.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 09:57 PM

Oh right, yeah. sorry new guy, I was ignoring you so much it didn't occur to me that someone would use your initials. Sorry dude,

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 577162)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 577137)
I don't have any clue how that meme got started.

What meme?

This one:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576455)
I highly doubt this i the beginning of a cold war. I do think it is a start to a set precedent in something much bigger that Russia is planning.

Georgia
???
Profit

The mystery path to profit?

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 577180)
hey FF check out my sig, you're a star now :love

I once got sigged by Adam. :(

I ruined it, though. :(

I can't remember how, though. :confused:

I probably thought I was being funny, though. :domo

Funny? I mean random, though. >:

Haha, I'm so random. :lol

Kiwifruit ******s! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 10:17 PM

Chojin was right, all this red is fricking great. :)

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 574128)
uh...what am I suposed to write?

Please could you answer these questions:

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

Of course, 'f you're a wuss, feel free to omit any you don't feel like answering'

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuFresne (Post 577206)
A clock made of cocoa that birds come out of? I'll believe it when I see it!

Hey guys, DuFresne is back! :love

ElPila666 Sep 2nd, 2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 577121)
I'll suck your cock, even.

I'm so hungry for cock too :oneofthosedays

DevilWearsPrada Sep 2nd, 2008 11:05 PM

well GAAWD I'll fill out your crazy love survey

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 11:08 PM

Thank you. :)

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 11:09 PM

Me three :love

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577221)
Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 577215)
I'm so hungry for cock too

Me three :love

Who isn't? :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durin413 (Post 577205)
How bout this one. Would you be willing to stick your entire arm 3 feet deep into extra foul smelling and fresh dogshit for $500 (or whatever that works out to in Europe money?

That would just be the 1. :blah

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 577226)
Name- THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Age-null
job-douchebag
where are you at?-molester
how did you find out about this site?-I forgot
what's your favorite thing about the site?- forums
why did you start posting-I get bored
Level of Educ.-I'm in high school
hobbies-guitars, video games, building paraphenelia, smoking from paraphenelia
fav. music/band-I like alot of post hardcore and experimental, and grindcore
fav. book-1984
fav. movie-Shaun of the Dead
Fav. Video Game-Guitar Hero
fav. food- Chinese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I'm in highschool, 'tard :rolleyes
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

So...

I was right to ignore you. Congrats.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 2nd, 2008 11:22 PM

Selective reading in a forum is like holding your hands over your ears in real life and screaming "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" whenever somebody you don't like or maybe have never met speaks.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 2nd, 2008 11:27 PM

Also who are you to ignore me based on my interests? You probably enjoy shit I don't and I have no internet hangups with you

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 11:43 PM

Ouch! Dude, words can hurt. :tear

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolfighter009 (Post 577241)
imma talk 1337 now 101 r0f1 0mg 1m 741k1n9 1337 101 1 pwn j00 n00b R0F1

Excuse me, Sir. I was wondering where on these forums you saw such behavior, which led you to the belief it was at all acceptable.

Because it isn't. >:


You shitbag of shit with shit for parents who had shit for brains. :)

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 12:28 AM

apparently I missed something while I was sleeping



again

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2008 12:47 AM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2008 12:48 AM

:rolleyes hi rankeri :rolleyes

ElPila666 Sep 3rd, 2008 03:01 AM

Oh man ii don't know what to do, the mockery skin it's awesome by that cool ghost and goblins background



and by the other hand there the bapery skin with the red skulls and stuff

:?

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 03:32 AM

:rolleyes hi esuohlim, how have ya been? :rolleyes

liquidstatik Sep 3rd, 2008 03:41 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1258/...fc8c7b.jpg?v=0
this movie is dumb >:

liquidstatik Sep 3rd, 2008 03:42 AM

f u flickr

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 03:50 AM

THIS SUMMER'S DESTINATION FOR FUN

liquidstatik Sep 3rd, 2008 03:51 AM

they have to be strippers to pay for college but they also make music togethr and are ninjas :eek

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 03:58 AM

and all this will lead them into hillarious situations right?

liquidstatik Sep 3rd, 2008 04:30 AM

that and lol attempts at sad scenes D:

Ploxtrot Sep 3rd, 2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 577272)
they have to be strippers to pay for college but they also make music togethr and are ninjas :eek

Believe it.

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 577266)
:rolleyes hi esuohlim, how have ya been? :rolleyes

>: fine >:

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 11:35 AM

>: haha, same here, i'm doing great! >:

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2008 11:43 AM


Jeanette X Sep 3rd, 2008 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 577318)

You should submit that to Fark.com's Caturday.

I HAZ A SLEEPY SLING.

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2008 11:51 AM

I've had Seamus captioned twice on Caturday over there.
I believe I shall be a regular poster of blank pictures for them.....

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 577318)

LESS CAT MORE PUSSY!

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 12:32 PM


Hungwey. :noob3

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:03 PM

I'd post that pic of jap ice cream, but knowing Pub he would most likely bitch and moan about being at work >:

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2008 01:31 PM

It's not my bday yet CIG

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 577339)
I'd post that pic of jap ice cream, but knowing Pub he would most likely bitch and moan about being at work >:

Only if you're someone I'm currently trying to get banned. ;)


Which you're not. :eek


Post it! :orgasm

ElPila666 Sep 3rd, 2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 577333)

Hungwey. :noob3

Flan! :yum

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:51 PM


RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:53 PM

That'll do it

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:54 PM

Did I just page break?

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:54 PM

That guy is way too pleased to see that little girl wanting some cock in her mouth.
Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 577349)
Flan! :yum

It's giant. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:54 PM

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Sep 3rd, 2008 01:54 PM

Hmm tasty! :lol

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:54 PM

>:

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:55 PM


RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 577353)
That guy is way too pleased to see that little girl wanting some cock in her mouth.

What's wrong with a girl eating ice cream? >:

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 577318)

Let us have this on the new page too. :wank

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 577333)

Hungwey. :noob3

This one too.

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 01:58 PM

The ice cream penises can stay where they are.

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 01:59 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 577359)
What's wrong with a girl eating ice cream? >:

Nothing. It's just that the guy looking really pleased with himself happens to have a special yellow flavour treat for her. :liquidstatik

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 02:03 PM



:eek

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 02:12 PM

Awww, dude! I already said I wus hungrwy. :(



Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 577368)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 577021)
Doesn't the fact that its a man's voice speaking make it fairly obvious it isn't me? >:

Sorry I hadnt watched it when I asked.


Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 02:30 PM

YEAH, YEAH! FREAKING FOOL FIGHTER DOUBLE-OH NINE STYLE, BIATCH! W00T1 :hat

RaNkeri Sep 3rd, 2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Russian high jumper Ivan Uhov competed while being wasted. According to Uhov's Swedish co-competitors Stefan Holm and Linus Thörnblad, Uhov was so drunk that he was hardly able to take off his tracksuit. Uhov started and dropped from 217, after that trying in vain from 223 and once again in vain from 232. Eventually Uhov's coach lead him out of the track. "While we were drinking Red Bull, he was drinking Red Bull with vodka" said Thörnbald
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmRkKFOhKo

I'm terribly sorry for rather lousy translation/compression, I haven't used "newspaper english" for a while. Feel free to let me know from any possible errors in my grammar. This is serious >:

Chojin Sep 3rd, 2008 05:17 PM


Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 05:23 PM

Why is he underwater? :eek

ElPila666 Sep 3rd, 2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 577376)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmRkKFOhKo

I'm terribly sorry for rather lousy translation/compression, I haven't used "newspaper english" for a while. Feel free to let me know from any possible errors in my grammar. This is serious >:

I have the exclusive video of him drinking red bull

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=8523yv6dJn4

:x

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 07:27 PM

Adam, you're being really mean lately, I think you need to change the hearts in your avatar into skuls and daggers.


Or stop being so mean, maybe?

Grislygus Sep 3rd, 2008 08:22 PM

Okay, the people playing Castle Crashers right now are seriously pissing me off. Anyone up for a few rounds at the moment?

WhiteRat Sep 3rd, 2008 09:50 PM

foolfighter is an alt, right?

bigtimecow Sep 3rd, 2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 577445)
Adam, you're being really mean lately, I think you need to change the hearts in your avatar into skuls and daggers.


Or stop being so mean, maybe?

its totally justified, FF is being a ****** >:

bigtimecow Sep 3rd, 2008 10:03 PM

does the bape skin censor out the word n*gger or what

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2008 10:13 PM

i'm in mockery skin and it still looks like n*gger to me...
The bape skin was not cooperating, so i'm waiting for it to be safe before i switch back to it.

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 10:17 PM

:pagebrak

bigtimecow Sep 3rd, 2008 10:35 PM

oh, i switched the first one to n*gger, let me change it back and look for myself

bigtimecow Sep 3rd, 2008 10:40 PM

oh shit, it seems that n*gger is just being straight up censored :eek

DevilWearsPrada Sep 3rd, 2008 10:45 PM

I thought everything was censored. To test: Fuck.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 3rd, 2008 10:45 PM

oh...

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 10:48 PM

Only ****** is censored because some people misguidedly think it is a hilarious thing to say. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 577075)

Are those bongs on that table? :eek

DevilWearsPrada Sep 3rd, 2008 10:55 PM

They're didgereedoos, Tom.

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2008 11:01 PM

I'm not Esuohlim. >:

Something that he no doubt finds a relief. :(

Neen Sep 4th, 2008 10:16 AM

Furries are into american indian culture. That makes me sad, pissed and grossed out all at the same time.

Emu Sep 4th, 2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 577520)
Only ****** is censored because some people misguidedly think it is a hilarious thing to say. >:


Are those bongs on that table? :eek

I don't think a wood bong would work very well :(

MetalMilitia Sep 4th, 2008 11:22 AM

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW :weed

Tadao Sep 4th, 2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 577587)
Furries are into american indian culture. That makes me sad, pissed and grossed out all at the same time.

Weren't American Indians the original furries?

Dixie Sep 4th, 2008 03:06 PM

Not too worried about it. Someone's got to buy our cheap reservation souvenir shit.

Guitar Woman Sep 4th, 2008 03:54 PM

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

Guitar Woman Sep 4th, 2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Digimon and Aladdin. The story should use pants-shitting as a plot device!
awesome

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 03:58 PM

I clicked it ten times & the plot device was always something already covered by one of the two suggested shows. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 4th, 2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!
:lol

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:07 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bill Nye the Science Guy and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use starting a band as a plot device! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:09 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and Splinter Cell. The story should use suicide as a plot device! OMG, it suddenly makes so much sense. :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:15 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doug and Dance Dance Revolution. The story should use a diary entry as a plot device!

Esuohlim actually wrote that one. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:30 PM

James Bond/Clarissa Explains it All/Alcoholism

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:32 PM

Final Fantasy 4/Final Fantasy 5/a seemingly routine day

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:36 PM

Pub Lover/Guitar Woman/Sex :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:37 PM

Pub Lover/Internet/Reality. :tear

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:37 PM

Me/Hating/This >:


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