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Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:38 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2008 04:39 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Daily Show and Gundam Wing. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2008 04:40 PM

Fanfiction combining Reservoir Dogs and Grand Theft Auto. And a party!

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:42 PM

My Fist/Your Face/A Soothing Caress

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2008 04:50 PM

mah dick/ur mouth

that's all I've got so far

Chojin Sep 4th, 2008 04:55 PM

the plot device could be his parents walking in

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 04:56 PM

your dick/my mouth/a visit to the severe trauma unit of the local hospital

DevilWearsPrada Sep 4th, 2008 05:08 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Robin Hood. The story should use a plague as a plot device

I can see it now, robin hood being in the middle ages and all, and CSI could fit in like examining a death scene or something

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2008 05:34 PM

I thought everyone in New Zealand was toothless.

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 577690)
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Robin Hood. The story should use a plague as a plot device

I can see it now, robin hood being in the middle ages and all, and CSI could fit in like examining a death scene or something

It starts out in Sherwood forest in Merry Olde Englund during the days of Good King John. Robin is being chased by the sheriff's men, so he ducks into a hovel. Inside he is beset upon by an old Jewish crone who bites him on the arm. Fearing for his Christian soul he flees outside into the waiting swords of his previous pursuers. The scene cuts to modern day vegas, Robin Loxley is the new member of the CSI night team. Enraptured by the boyish good looks of his assigned partner, Greg Sanders, he forgoes his previous stance of abstaining from his gay-urging, believing that sex with Greg is worth the damnation of his Christian soul. Later, after a steamy, yet oddly lit sex-romp in a curiously deserted vegas alley, Greg begins to develop puss-sores all over his body that weep uncontrollably. The affliction soon spreads to the rest of the team and even the general public! Robin, cursing his weakness and the ruination that he has wrought, is the only one untouched by the plague, and works feverishly to save the day.

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577694)
I thought everyone in New Zealand was toothless.

Chojin is so massive that would he cause ligament damage to my jaw.

ElPila666 Sep 4th, 2008 05:54 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Major League Baseball. The story should use aliens as a plot device!

More like...

My dick/Your dick/Crossing Swords :x

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 05:56 PM

My dick/Your dick/Peace in the middle east

ElPila666 Sep 4th, 2008 05:57 PM

:lol

Grislygus Sep 4th, 2008 05:57 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Knight Rider and 1984. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2008 07:15 PM

Smurfs/Snorks/Racial Intolerance :(

Guitar Woman Sep 4th, 2008 09:00 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2008 11:09 PM

Ghostbusters 3?

Ploxtrot Sep 4th, 2008 11:36 PM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Half-Life and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

Not bad. :)

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577809)
STAND BACK WHILE THE EXPERT GIVES ADVICE:

Stop being a coward :(

Oh. My. God. :eek

Did you ask her out? :eek

What did she say? :eek

How much did you cry & beg? :eek

Tell me EVERYTHING! :eek

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 12:58 AM

The expert needs to take his own advice. :(

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 12:59 AM

Don't worry though I've got a plan all worked out, I just haven't seen her yet :o

Dixie Sep 5th, 2008 07:30 AM

Leave the jumpsuit and ninja stars at home next time please. K thnx.

MetalMilitia Sep 5th, 2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577842)
Don't worry though I've got a plan all worked out, I just haven't seen her yet :o

I hope your plan isn't to take her to the cinema and while pretending to yawn put your arm on her naked boobs?

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 10:54 AM

My plan involves articulate verbal skills and making unawkward faces so it's still a fucking work in progress >:

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 10:54 AM

What's with all these boners about Google Chrome I still use Internet Explorer version 6

RaNkeri Sep 5th, 2008 11:41 AM

Looking into your eyes I know I'm right
If there's anything worth my love it's worth a fight
We only get one chance
But nothing ties our hands
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

Running away will never make you free
And nothing we sign is any kind of guarantee
I wanna hold you now
I won't hold you down

I'm shaking the past
Making my breaks
Taking control
If that's what it takes


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

I wanna hold you now
I wont hold you down
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach

(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

A universal flu vaccine which could mean an end to the annual flu jab is being trialled on UK volunteers.
Uh oh, zombie plague. :antiscience
Quote:

13 golf balls are removed... from inside a Labrador
Huh, pretty cool. That dog likes gobbling balls. :proscience
Probably didn't even need to put peanut butter on them. :kulturkampf

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 577940)
HIGHFIVE!

Code:

hey do you think this guy knows that we're fucking with him

Or the flip side!

Code:

He does now

Grislygus Sep 5th, 2008 03:19 PM

Code:

he BETTER, fuck, it's like teaching a parrot to say "I'm an asshole" so far

MarioRPG Sep 5th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577874)
My plan involves articulate verbal skills and making unawkward faces so it's still a fucking work in progress >:

That's why you get her to look the other way when you ask.

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 07:15 PM

Yes it's fake.


Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 07:23 PM

Is Tadao's avatar a red x for anyone else

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 07:25 PM

That picture made me warm inside of my pants, then last night the internet told me it was fake

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 07:25 PM

That would be strange, I-Mockery saves avatars to it's own database.

Hey Esu, do you plan to get the girl with music?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577990)
I don't know man I just spent like 45 minutes of my time on what amounts to 20 seconds of gay noise so don't tell me it doesn't have its merits


Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 07:27 PM

I'm going to stand on her lawn and hold my laptop over my head :(

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 07:27 PM

YOU BETTER MAKE HER A SEX EPIC YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 07:30 PM


Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 07:59 PM

Spy.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 08:00 PM

Meet the sandvich.

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 08:06 PM

meet the shamwow

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 08:06 PM

there should be a skin replacement that turns the scout's bat into a rolled up shamwow.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 08:08 PM

More like Zorbeez, amirite?

executioneer Sep 5th, 2008 09:23 PM

i don't know what this gibberish you n*ggers are talking is but quit it ok

JJ_Maniac Sep 5th, 2008 10:46 PM

Those shamwow things are bullshit. If they're selling five billion of them along with every normal purchase, they can't be worth ANYTHING.
I personally think the Scout's bat should be replaced by a giant novelty corndog.

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 10:48 PM

Spoilers!

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 10:50 PM

I like the one that replaces it with a big purple dildo.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 578080)
I personally think the Scout's bat should be replaced by a giant novelty corndog.

Hey knucklehead! Want some fries with that? Boink!

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 10:51 PM

Statistics indicate that knife fighting with your Otherworld twin aboard haunted merry go rounds is the number one killer of teens in Toluca county. Probably because of that fucking janky blocking system.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 578082)
I like the one that replaces it with a big purple dildo.

Chad Warden would be proud.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 10:58 PM

:pagebrak

WhiteRat Sep 5th, 2008 11:40 PM

Vince is a god.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 11:46 PM

Let's run this shit
----:domo----
Into the ground?

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 12:35 AM

Why did that new guy pagebreak? :confused:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 578100)
Who the hell is Tony Bennett?

>:
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 578056)
i don't know what this gibberish you n*ggers are talking is but quit it ok

Agreed. Make them stop, Willie.

WhiteRat Sep 6th, 2008 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 578096)
Let's run this shit
----:domo----
Into the ground?

I changed my avatar before I saw this thread today, and you can take that to the bank!

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 12:53 AM

I would like an explanatory paragraph, please. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 578047)
You can tell because you quote posts right above your own.

I'm glad it was obvious to someone without mod powers or regular updates by IM from the creator, I expected it to be.
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 578069)
Is this possible? Like could I replace the video card with a better one and not have to do anything I wouldn't do on a PC afterwards?

End is better than mend, my brother.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 6th, 2008 01:21 AM

I paid $1000 (U.S.D.) on this goddamn laptop in february and it fucking lags when I play Portal and even Jade Empire


on the lowest settings :(

Jeanette X Sep 6th, 2008 01:22 AM

What should I do with Madonna now that she's been unmasked? :\

DevilWearsPrada Sep 6th, 2008 01:23 AM

Kill her off, it'd be a waste of time now

WhiteRat Sep 6th, 2008 01:26 AM

Who was Madonna?

WhiteRat Sep 6th, 2008 01:27 AM

nevermind

Jeanette X Sep 6th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 578112)
Kill her off, it'd be a waste of time now

Damn, I only got her as far as Evita 1996, she had twelve years to go.

Ah well, she wasn't really all that provocative after Erotica anyway.

*pounds an ash stake into Madonna's heart, cuts off her head, dismembers her, burns the body, and scatters the ashes at the crossroads*

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 01:32 AM

Who is the guy in your avatar, JerkDouglas?

New Guy, you were ripped off.

Jeanette, let her die & wait at least three months before your next character.

WhiteRat Sep 6th, 2008 01:34 AM

I'm not quite sure who he is. Can anyone help me out here?

Jeanette X Sep 6th, 2008 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 578116)

Jeanette, let her die & wait at least three months before your next character.

Meh. I don't know if I'll even make a new character. I'm tired of setting up new e-mail accounts. But it was fun while it lasted.

*keeps cone bra for personal use*

DevilWearsPrada Sep 6th, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 578115)
*pounds an ash stake into Madonna's heart, cuts off her head, dismembers her, burns the body, and scatters the ashes at the crossroads*


MEET ME AT THE CROOSSS-ROAADS

DevilWearsPrada Sep 6th, 2008 02:08 AM

On a side note, I never thought I would ever need to photoshop Eazy E out of a video and impose madonna in his place

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 6th, 2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 578111)
What should I do with Madonna now that she's been unmasked? :\


At least skip to "Confessions on a dance floor" then stop. :love

Tadao Sep 6th, 2008 02:19 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 6th, 2008 02:32 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/0...ies/index.html

:eek

Ploxtrot Sep 6th, 2008 03:02 PM

So where do I sign up for that site?

RaNkeri Sep 6th, 2008 04:56 PM

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Ploxtrot Sep 6th, 2008 05:40 PM

Anyone else getting this ad?



And no, I didn't add that OMG myself, it was really there.

Tadao Sep 6th, 2008 05:46 PM

Why should I give a shit?

RaNkeri Sep 6th, 2008 05:52 PM

:lol

RaNkeri Sep 6th, 2008 05:52 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 06:04 PM

New Guy, I'm your buddy & I would really like to crush you. The ad was supposed to be your only warning. :eek

Rankeri, only loser nerds care about origin stories. Not just nerds, loser nerds. The kind of nerd that even other nerds don't like. >:

Tadao, who loves ya, baby? ;)

RaNkeri Sep 6th, 2008 06:05 PM

origin stories? I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying, buddy

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 06:06 PM

I didn't post what I was talking about, because I decided I couldn't be bothered to edit it down to the part I was addressing. So screw you, finlander.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 578203)
Zombie's Halloween.

Based on Rog's review I was waiting it to be a lot worse than it was. Sure, it's not nearly as good as the original, but it was ok.

I mostly agree with Rog's opinions, but I have to disagree with few of them. For example giving a crappy childhood as a reason for Michael to go nuts wasn't a bad idea. I've always preferred to get answers to big questions and usually get annoyed if the film doesn't give them nor any clues/hints. Don't get me wrong, having a few unsolved questions is always great IF they fit into the plot, but since this is a slasher film we're talking about I really don't see much room for them, especially if they are supernatural(For example Michael's immortality, the reason that he's just "pure evil" is rather weak. Atleast let me know why he is pure evil, I don't care whether he was born that way or he ate an expired twinkie but I want answers god damnit!). But then again, I'm not horror buff like Rog so I might as well shut up.


RaNkeri Sep 6th, 2008 06:11 PM

I'm afraid I still don't get your point :x

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2008 06:13 PM

Baby, I'll give you my point all night long. :orgasm

DevilWearsPrada Sep 6th, 2008 06:23 PM

Remember that sweet gif I made :(

Neen Sep 6th, 2008 10:28 PM

What of it?

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 01:21 AM

I want you all to know that I love you guys very much! Everyone!!

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 01:25 AM

Why you are not shy at all!

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 01:38 AM

Wanna sing with me man? Before I get the shits?

Shrubfest Sep 7th, 2008 05:10 AM

Miserable, miserable day. I've been up for an hour and i already wish today were over.

Chojin Sep 7th, 2008 05:42 AM

but you look so happy.

Shrubfest Sep 7th, 2008 05:45 AM

Ah, the irony.....

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 01:36 PM

Baby oil and porn.

MarioRPG Sep 7th, 2008 04:34 PM

I've never eaten a Twinkie. Should I?

Girl Drink Drunk Sep 7th, 2008 04:59 PM

I had one before and it wasn't that good :\

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2008 06:11 PM

Canadians :rolleyes

RaNkeri Sep 7th, 2008 06:22 PM

I've never even had one :(

Not that it matters anyway, I have coeliac disease :/

Dixie Sep 7th, 2008 06:42 PM

Twinkies are gross.
A friend of mine came here from Finland a few years ago and HAD to try a Twinkie. The Twinkie ended up being smashed into another friend's face because Sami thought it was so gross. We tried to warn him.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 06:50 PM

Fins :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 7th, 2008 06:56 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Emu Sep 7th, 2008 06:57 PM

Twinkies, meh.

Now, Twankies :yum

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 06:59 PM

Oh, the food product, I thought we were talking about buttholes.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 07:05 PM



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