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Neen Sep 15th, 2008 11:43 PM

After every 25th post

ElPila666 Sep 16th, 2008 12:58 AM

:eek

wobzire Sep 16th, 2008 10:46 AM

Hey guys is that horrible picture lemonparty.org or .com or what? I'm trying to pull a prank but I can't risk looking that up at work.

ElPila666 Sep 16th, 2008 01:32 PM

Isn't that John Mccain?

wobzire Sep 16th, 2008 01:42 PM

I don't know for sure, but if somone could tell me what the site is I'm going to trick my boss into finding out.

Esuohlim Sep 16th, 2008 01:48 PM

You can find lemonparty right here dude

Esuohlim Sep 16th, 2008 01:49 PM

ahahahahahaha i got you good

wobzire Sep 16th, 2008 01:50 PM

I am so ashamed.

Zomboid Sep 17th, 2008 03:18 PM

I am in the library between classes, and these fucking art students are discussing some performance or something and it is VERY ANNOYING.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 17th, 2008 03:40 PM

Happy Birthday Tadao

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2008 03:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=danXQQ5mjzE

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 03:45 PM

Happy Birthday, Tadao. :)

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2008 03:50 PM

If I smash the RFID in a driver's license, will it matter?

I mean, there's no way to tell for sure it was me.

Dixie Sep 17th, 2008 03:50 PM

Happy birthday Taddles!

wobzire Sep 17th, 2008 03:53 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 03:56 PM

Why thank you. You guys make a slow death less painful.

RaNkeri Sep 17th, 2008 04:05 PM

I'm having trouble falling asleep :(

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 04:07 PM

Have you tried drug abuse? All the kids are doing it.

RaNkeri Sep 17th, 2008 04:14 PM

I would, but then I would be too scared of "falling a sleep and never waking up" scenario to actually fall asleep :(

ElPila666 Sep 17th, 2008 04:25 PM

Pub dice:
I try and take your compliments with good grace, but you are so assuredly wrong, that it makes me wanna hit you.

Freddy dice:
i won't post anymore so fuck you pub

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 04:30 PM

That is my away message. :(

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 05:00 PM

Your other one states that you know where I live.

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 05:20 PM

Moorpark.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 05:26 PM

All lies

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 05:31 PM

I'm glad.

I would hate to think your name was Kenny :x

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 05:31 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2008 07:17 PM

lol, I had to break into my own house today.

Sort of unsettling because it was so easy.

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2008 07:22 PM

Oh, I probably shouldn't be posting stuff like this in the "Pub Lover's stalkee portfolio" thread.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 07:24 PM

Yeah, it no longer qualifies as rape now.

MarioRPG Sep 17th, 2008 07:38 PM

That just means he'll be able to set up the wacky contraptions ala home alone that much easier.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 08:45 PM

TIME WASTER

http://www.conceptships.blogspot.com/

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2008 08:51 PM

What, from waiting for it to load?

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:01 PM

WHat? You still running on a 33.6?

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 09:07 PM

You're right, Tadao. I wasted a minute of my life finding out it's just a bunch of nerdy battlestar galactica shit

bigtimecow Sep 17th, 2008 09:09 PM

there was an awkward moment in class today :(

mad silent

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 579880)
You're right, Tadao. I wasted a minute of my life finding out it's just a bunch of nerdy battlestar galactica shit

Yeah, if only it was another pointless cliche that you spew out every other post.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 09:10 PM

Yeah I know right? Mr. Stanley is such a tool

bigtimecow Sep 17th, 2008 09:16 PM

I AM REFERREE; MOCK WARS GO

TADAO YOU FIRST

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:19 PM


Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:23 PM

That opening move may have been too much for him.

bigtimecow Sep 17th, 2008 09:27 PM

DWP FAILURE TO RESPOND QUICKLY -5 POINTS

TADAO +10 POINTS FOR OPENING WITH AN IMAGE AND +5 POINTS BECAUSE DWP IS HIDING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:39 PM

:domo




































:domosleep

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2008 09:44 PM

PUB

RANK THE TMBG ALBUMS

RIGHT NOW

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 579878)
WHat? You still running on a 33.6?

It's seriously not loading for anyone else?

And SHTU UP TADAO GOD

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 09:46 PM

Who sanctioned this? I want to see a statement of mockerary corespondance

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 579901)
It's seriously not loading for anyone else?

And SHTU UP TADAO GOD

I'LL SHTU UP WHEN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 09:51 PM

You just wait Tadao. I'm rallying my troops after that act of guerilla mockwarfare. I will publish a damage report ASAP and we can line up our troops on the field of honor



cunt

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 09:55 PM

Face it, your dad can't help you on this one. He's never coming back for you.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:02 PM

Damnit, you tyrant, you captured him didn't you

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 10:06 PM


DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:08 PM

:pagebrak

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:11 PM

That was our special golf game, Fartin :(

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 10:13 PM

I bet he was showing you how to put in the hole all day.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:15 PM

Well yeah :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2008 10:24 PM

Was that from the Juttin's dead dad thread

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 579900)
PUB

RANK THE TMBG ALBUMS

RIGHT NOW

I actually tried to do that the other day, but it was maddening as every album has at least one song I really like & one I detest.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 579913)
Was that from the Juttin's dead dad thread

I just googled father and son

But DWP should really stop waiting around in the mall for him to show up. It's just sad.


DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:44 PM

I was waiting for MY GIRLFRIEND

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 10:52 PM

I'll let you rent one of my bitches.


DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:56 PM

Nice suit, AZN

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 10:57 PM

haha but really i'll take the one on the right

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 11:05 PM

Woah! Hold on there Tex! These bitches are mine.



I have some one more accustomed to your looks though.


DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 11:10 PM

Asian pedophiles love the taste of kellogg's shredded wheat

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 11:13 PM



Tadao Ando - master architect

DevilWearsPrada Sep 17th, 2008 11:15 PM

http://tadao.org/

Or: How Tadao Spent His Summer

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 11:21 PM

:lol

Tadao Sep 17th, 2008 11:27 PM

Created On: 02-May-2002 >:

MarioRPG Sep 18th, 2008 08:17 AM

But honestly Tadao where do you get half this shit.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 02:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA_zs4nBdJM

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 579969)
But honestly Tadao where do you get half this shit.

Ancient Chinese secret.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 580028)
A
If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING!

I'm a Texan, Bud. :rolleyes

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:47 PM

GEORGE W BUSH IS FROM TEXAS

AND THAT MAN COMMANDS RESPECT

NUFF SAID

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 03:48 PM

I totally forgot to post a pic of my hideous blister on here :( Now it's all healed. I mean, I have a pic, but it's no longer relevant. Fuck.

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2008 03:49 PM

I have a kilt.

MADE OF GUNS

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 03:49 PM

And by hideous blister you mean your clit, right?

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:52 PM

Atleast that means it's easier to find when you're a few drinks deep :\

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 03:53 PM

Not that you would bother.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:56 PM

Here, here!

:posh

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 03:58 PM

:pagebrak

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:59 PM

TOO LATE

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

Sure, Tadao, why not. You can't really do much to me on the "you're not as attractive as you think you are" front, I'm way ahead of you.

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:03 PM

Does that Mr. Peanut looking emoticon mean your mad at me?

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:03 PM

Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/

Mattjack you should reconsider going to the Funfunfun show

http://www.funfunfunfest.com/lineup/

Look at stage 3

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 580047)
TOO LATE

yeah

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 04:04 PM

not self loathing. Trying to find a compromise- humility that doesn't look like fishing self-deprecation.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580051)
Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/

Liquidstatik did.

Want me to repost that picture where I compared him to a monkey?

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 580050)
Does that Mr. Peanut looking emoticon mean your mad at me?

I thought he was agreeing.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580052)
yeah

man chair bro i wuz jus playn :(

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:07 PM

Ok good. I feel better now. I feel like peanuts now.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580054)
Liquidstatik did.

Want me to repost that picture where I compared him to a monkey?

Yeah well, he would feel different if she was 9.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580051)
Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/

Mattjack you should reconsider going to the Funfunfun show

http://www.funfunfunfest.com/lineup/

Look at stage 3

Stage 3 does look good.

I'd go for Bad Brains alone, but Leftover Crack is an added bonus!

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:10 PM

Where the hell has liquidstatic been now that you mention it? I want his opinion on something.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:11 PM

The Adolescents and the Milkmen would be worth my 60 bucks.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:12 PM

He got kicked out of his home for being a lazy layabout.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580059)
Yeah well, he would feel different if she was 9.

He doesn't like the redheads even then. I went though all the different scenarios with him & he was pretty adamant.

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:15 PM

I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=15

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:17 PM

i'm afraid to click the link :(

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 04:17 PM

The Relationships of I-Mockery, Part One

"DATING HALP"

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 578835)
She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.


MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:18 PM

because I might like it too much deep down :(

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:18 PM

That is probably wise not to look then.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:18 PM

oh god what have i become :(


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