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Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:19 PM

:pagebrak

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:19 PM

pedophile is the technical term

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:19 PM


MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:20 PM

Oh hai again Chris, how ya been dood?

:(

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 580066)
I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=15

He is a hot little 12 year old girl though.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 580069)
The Relationships of I-Mockery, Part One

"DATING HALP"
Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 578835)
If you ever read the birthdays, I just turned 17. She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.



This should be on this page too.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:23 PM


MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

:barf

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 04:24 PM

only cause i h8 blondes tho

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 04:25 PM

I hid it behind that link to preserve everyone sanity Mr. Lover.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:30 PM

That was how LegoLars used to look.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 04:31 PM

"A Marine sergeant singled out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest military award, military officials said."


:lol

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

I just saw a porno clip with a guy that looked like Richard Belzer.

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

Next Relationship

"I may have betrayed you guys too (said Train Man to his 2Channel)"

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades (Post 578911)
There was this girl who wouldn't respond to my MSN messages, that I knew from years ago. I had the biggest crush on her. Now she's just responded and we're trying to organise a meet-up. That and she once promised to marry me if I got a basketball in a hoop three times, which I delivered.

Could this be the end of my single life? :love


Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580086)
That was how LegoLars used to look.

He now looks like a burly, bearded viking. Which is sexy in a completely different way.

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 04:44 PM

Next Relationship

"This ugly fat girl really likes me"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat (Post 572622)
She always treats me nice. Like she's the nicest person to me (probably because she has a self esteem problem), and she's kind clingy. Anyway I have had GF's that were of the attractive sort, and they don't treat me as good.


Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 04:57 PM

Next Relationship

"What's the best thing to say to a girl who THINKS she is fat?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 578146)
My girlfriend imagines that she is overweight, and that I find her unnatractive.

She's gorgeous, and not large at all. She's not just fishing for compliments, either, she actually thinks she's fat. I spend all the time I possibly can telling her how beautiful she is, and touching her, I definitely AM attracted to her.

I'm wondering what other people would say. I reinforce how desirable I find her, and usually wind up using reason and logic. Doesn't really work.

Damn fashion industry.


Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 04:58 PM

Didn't Suzanne Somers just call her husband a pedophile?

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 05:18 PM

I thought there'd be more than that, shit. Can't do the old stuff.

How fucking old is Suzanne Somers, anyway?

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 05:20 PM

(born October 16, 1946)

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 05:25 PM

Should've been reduced to a burlap sack by now, plastic surgeons are doing the devil's work

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 05:29 PM

I wonder why guys don't do it too. It's weird seeing people like the McCains together. You would think that a woman so obsessed with her youth would want her man too look young too.

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 05:31 PM

I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 580095)
The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'.


The Leader Sep 18th, 2008 05:47 PM

If only it were so...

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 05:47 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 580105)
I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll

My brother has that chin. LA girls love that shit.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 580113)
Since a large portion of these candies are still in production, check out these two big lists o' mine...

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2007
spam

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2006
spam

Infraction.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 580066)
I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

I asked Danny, & he said he'd hit it, which really could go either way, or indeed both ways with him.

ElPila666 Sep 18th, 2008 06:21 PM

Stupid germans! >: she could had became into the most beathiful jailbait shemale ever, why they want to take her dick off? :(

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 06:28 PM

I just snapped a pic of this badass maternal wolf spider in my driveway. Those are babies on her back.


Guitar Woman Sep 18th, 2008 06:35 PM

I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<

I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 07:40 PM

The treadmill desk would be great for phone sex operators.


Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 07:51 PM

That is one unpleasantly masculine chick

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 07:56 PM

She is smelling fat guy sweat all day.

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 07:57 PM

And it's leaking in through her pores and slowly changing her into a dude

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 08:00 PM

Look at the lazy fuck way in the back. It's holding itself up by hanging its arms over the wall.

Grislygus Sep 18th, 2008 08:02 PM

MUST ESCAPE... TOO... FUCKING... FAT

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 08:05 PM

Relevant or not, I decided to go ahead and share the hideously gross blister with you. I got it from having a questionable spot burned off at the dermatologist's. Redhead fair-skin bonus points!



For any of you who were on the fence about doing me.

(the blister is long-gone, btw- was just extremely ugly while it lasted)

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 08:07 PM

How did you not pop it?

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 08:10 PM

It was painful to even touch it. It got to where it looked like there was a giant red jellybean growing off my hand.

It popped involuntarily when I forgot it was there and accidentally slammed it in a drawer. And it hurt like righteous fuck.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 08:19 PM

I would have put a hot needle through that shit right away. I know you're not supposed to, I don't know why though. Someone else can Google it.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 08:21 PM

It's like protective bubble wrap over your wound.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 08:24 PM

So is a band-aid after you pop it.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 08:38 PM

It was right near my knuckle, band-aids kept coming off, it was a major pain in the ass.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 08:43 PM

Yeah, that isn't a band-aid friendly spot.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 08:45 PM

I tried looping one around the front and one around the back to hold it on, but when it got wet it'd just slide right off. I was very relieved when I got past the bandaid stage.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 18th, 2008 09:25 PM

Jellybeans, you say? Maybe JellyBelly planted their mutant seed in you while you toured :x

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2008 09:43 PM

this was way before that, unfortunately. Carrying a mutant jellybelly seed sounds kinda cool.

Neen Sep 18th, 2008 10:06 PM

You know that "SKRAA" sound you hear from various birds-of-prey on TV or in movies? Well, it turns out that it's added there for effect; only one species of falcon actually makes that sound. So, while I was out on my daily stroll, I heard it, clear as day.

Fuck that was awesome.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 18th, 2008 10:33 PM

IRL bald eagles make a kind of weak cluck type noise

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 10:35 PM


Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Man gets ass thrown in jail
2:33PM Friday Sep 19, 2008

CAIRO - A donkey[!] in Egypt has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob.
Egyptian media is reporting that an agricultural research site in the Nile Delta owned the paddock that the corn was stolen from.
AFP says donkey and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint set up after complaints from the research institutes's director about missing crops.
A local judge sentenced the donkey to 24 hours in prison, and the owner was fined 50 Egyptian pounds.
:domo

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:23 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:32 PM

Time for pics of cats without homes.


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:35 PM


pac-man Sep 18th, 2008 11:38 PM

Is there anyway you can add some sad violin accompaniment or play the theme from The Incredible Hulk or something?

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:39 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:41 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:43 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:50 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:52 PM


Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 11:56 PM


pac-man Sep 18th, 2008 11:56 PM

Hehehehe.... LOLCats.

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 12:03 AM


Sam Sep 19th, 2008 12:04 AM

The first two cat pictures look like they were taken inside of a toaster oven or a microwave. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 19th, 2008 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580224)

pirate cat?

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2008 12:44 AM

Pirate cat reminds everyone it's time to talk like pirate cats all day. :eek

Sam Sep 19th, 2008 12:48 AM

Pub Lover reminds everyone it's time to talk like Pub Lover all day. :eek

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 01:11 AM

Arrrr, get ye whiskers out of me rum or I'll string me tennis racket with ye guts.

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 01:13 AM

Was that pirate cat talk or Pub Lover talk?

Kitsa Sep 19th, 2008 07:43 AM

I thought Pub Lover talk was just a series of bitter snarls.

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 580243)
Pub Lover reminds everyone it's time to talk like Pub Lover all day. :eek

OK: :(

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:24 AM

:(

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

:( :(

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

:( :( :(

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

:tear

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

>:

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

>: >: :tear

RaNkeri Sep 19th, 2008 08:38 AM

:\

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2008 01:07 PM

Esuohlim. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 580257)
I thought Pub Lover talk was just a series of bitter snarls.

Wow, you're really bad at reading. :eek

:(

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 02:32 PM

:(

Misdemonar Sep 19th, 2008 02:33 PM

:)

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 02:48 PM


Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 02:50 PM


Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2008 03:02 PM

:pirate

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:03 PM

We are having a pot-luck at work today. SO AWESOME

Grislygus Sep 19th, 2008 03:04 PM

>:>:>:

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:06 PM

Sorry, but it is!

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 03:07 PM


Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580293)
Esuohlim. :(

:(

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 03:08 PM

:pirate

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 03:12 PM


pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:13 PM


Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2008 03:16 PM

You're not allowed in the club pac-man you goddamn nignog

Grislygus Sep 19th, 2008 03:18 PM

That was weak

Grislygus Sep 19th, 2008 03:19 PM

what the fuck is that, Clipart?

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:19 PM

That was hilarious!

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:25 PM


pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:29 PM



"Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all."

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:29 PM

Noone at my work is talking like a pirate...


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