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Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:34 PM

Ha ha oh man, I have no idea what's going on but I wanna be a part of THIS one, yessir, but nobody knows who I am so I better try and be real smooth and do what everyone else is doing okay here I go do this REAL careful now

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:35 PM

:pirate

Kitsa Sep 19th, 2008 03:35 PM


Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:37 PM

Wait, SHIT, someone already used that pirate face gotta find a common thread here, what's goin on, what's the JOKE, okay, that Tadao guy used a DIFFERENT pirate so I guess that's what we're doin, treadin on dangerous ground gotta gun for it now

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 580349)
Ha ha oh man, I have no idea what's going on but I wanna be a part of THIS one, yessir, but nobody knows who I am so I better try and be real smooth and do what everyone else is doing okay here I go do this REAL careful now

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:38 PM


wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:39 PM

If you REALLY want to fit in here ask people about the cowboy song thread! They love it!

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:39 PM

I found that picture on the internet, guys, I'm a fuckin genius

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:40 PM

Think I'll make a Simpson's reference here, ha ha, there was a pirate in that, Coldcache you cunning devil

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:41 PM

Hey hey guys, check this out since we're talkin pirates and all

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:41 PM

:confused:

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:42 PM

COLDCACHE YOU'RE RUINING PIRATE DAY FOR ME!

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:43 PM

Yargh... he don't be knowin' what today be.

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:44 PM


wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:44 PM

He's just a parrot looking for a cracker.

RaNkeri Sep 19th, 2008 03:44 PM

:rolleyes

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:45 PM

Look at that his LEGS MOVE oh my fucking god is that just the wackiest thing you've ever seen howya doin guys

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 03:46 PM

We are doing good. We're Pirates.

Coldcache Sep 19th, 2008 03:46 PM

Hey Rankeri, don't be giving me that vet power bullshit I'm pals with pac-man and wobzire, they know how it works around here and they're gonna help me learn the comedy ropes right guys

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 03:58 PM

I like posting my inner monologue from my Coldcache account.

ElPila666 Sep 19th, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 580129)
I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<

I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal.

Yar, that really turns me on :orgasm

ElPila666 Sep 19th, 2008 04:08 PM



:rolleyes

wobzire Sep 19th, 2008 04:27 PM

I like that picture. That is what pirate day is all about for me. Thank you elpila.

ElPila666 Sep 19th, 2008 05:26 PM

Oi your welcome mate! yar! :(

Neen Sep 19th, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 580346)
Noone at my work is talking like a pirate...

Captain Noone be a scurvy pirate. No one dare mess with him.

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 05:49 PM

Arrr! Methinks I found the inspiration for me clipart pirate:



Neen Sep 19th, 2008 05:54 PM

HEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUYS.

MarioRPG Sep 19th, 2008 06:46 PM

Guys todays history fact is gross.
Spoilers!

Kitsa Sep 19th, 2008 07:43 PM

He believed the mob when they said his wife was a witch, and then when they came after him he thought maybe she wasn't a witch after all.

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 09:07 PM

guys why dont you do talk like a ninja day you know since they don't say anything due to their need for stealth it'd be just as internet faggotty and it won't get on my nerves as much

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 09:10 PM

okay how the hell come i'm not getting any carriage returns in my fucking posts

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 09:21 PM

There be no International Talk Like a Ninja Day, matey.

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 580432)
okay how the hell come i'm not getting any carriage returns in my fucking posts

I'LL RETURN YOUR CARRIAGE BUDDY BOY!

Tadao Sep 19th, 2008 09:36 PM


JJ_Maniac Sep 19th, 2008 09:45 PM

Caterwaul him, boyos?

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 03:28 AM

I'm like the king of knowing what the ladies like.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2008 03:33 AM

Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 03:41 AM

My cock isn't the bait, it's the goal.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2008 03:47 AM

See, I have no idea. I was under the impression that a healthy & supporting relationship was the goal.

It's pretty clear I don't live in the kingdom of Knowing What The Ladies Like, your Majesty.

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 03:54 AM

No no no, a healthy and supporting relationship is the disease you catch if you are not careful.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2008 04:00 AM

I'm gay, I only have to worry about going to hell if I ever manage to get laid.

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:01 AM

Truth be told, I was gonna just post cute animals in the thread.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2008 04:06 AM

Wait, the internet has run out of pictures of cute animals? FINALLY!

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:14 AM

Never, not with cuteoverload.com around.

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:17 AM

HEY WHITERAT! HOW'S FATCAT?

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:32 AM

Jerkrat


For Seth


Dixie Sep 20th, 2008 03:05 PM

Seth needs to bring the fez back.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 20th, 2008 03:07 PM


pac-man Sep 20th, 2008 03:12 PM


Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 03:13 PM

CIG, you're not on AIM. Look at this shit http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...un-overlo.html

Fucking adorable. SQUEEEEEEE

DevilWearsPrada Sep 20th, 2008 03:25 PM



PAGE BRAK

Jeanette X Sep 20th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580508)
Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

Don't confuse not being able to get something with being afraid of it. :\

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2008 11:40 PM


RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 10:16 AM

I got meself a television, hurrah :posh

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2008 01:18 PM

Mark Hoekstra died.

http://geektechnique.org/

He's one of the few people I've ever looked up to. He was right where he wanted to be in life and did what was right to him. Goddamn it.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 02:02 PM

Oh man, he was murdered by the CIA. :geggy

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 03:44 PM

Heading out to West LA today, anyone need me to pick up some extra gay for them?

MarioRPG Sep 21st, 2008 03:48 PM

2 scoops please.

RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 04:28 PM

I'll keep the leftovers

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 04:30 PM

I'll try to bring back a bucket of gay then.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 04:38 PM

Is it possible to suddenly become allergic to apples :(

RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 04:49 PM

Most likely :science

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 04:59 PM

Man, you ever want to blow a bunch of little kids' minds, run out to the ice cream truck with them!

But "Pap Paw" of "Pap Paw's Treats" was a tad creepy for my taste, I don't think I'll be giving him my business again.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 580731)
Most likely :science

I guess it's better than celiac disease :lol

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 05:00 PM

I became allergic to most fruits. I think it was from lack of eating them.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 05:04 PM

But I love apples :( :( :(

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:07 PM

Try washing them, they may have pesticides on them, but don't go organic, it's a way for hippies to use their mindcontrol drugs on you. :eek

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 05:08 PM

Yeah, well, I can't eat mango, avocado, cherry, kiwi, etc without a serious irritation to my throat and a headache. :( :( :(

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 05:10 PM

Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I'm allergic to a ton of stupid shit and it sucks. It is possible to develop a sudden allergy. I shazamed my way into a honey allergy that way one day.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:11 PM

What about condoms in those flavours, you're still ok with them, right? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:12 PM

haha @me & Kitsa going for the same joke. :lol

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 06:18 PM

Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2008 06:27 PM

Yeah, isn't Tadao only half a man?

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 06:31 PM

Sure he has been fixed, but that doesn't make his massive dong any smaller.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 580753)
Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

Honey, I don't care what he gets up to with you, but when I'm with him, he always sheaths his piece.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 06:41 PM

He gets up to nothing with me, I can assure you of that.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 06:43 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2008 06:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5W7u0pYkE

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2008 06:44 PM

where's that embedding for youtube videos you promised, faggots?

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 06:45 PM

APPLE FORUM >:

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 06:46 PM

You pricks embedding youtube videos in every page is the last thing my capped bandwidth needs. :x

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 07:14 PM

Oh no oh man clicking a link is too hard

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 07:25 PM

Dude, I have no self-control. :(

ElPila666 Sep 21st, 2008 07:55 PM

Where's Danny :confused:

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 08:12 PM

He got kicked out of where he lived because he is a useless layabout stoner. :lol

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 08:23 PM

:lol

wobzire Sep 21st, 2008 09:02 PM

Poor guy.

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2008 09:52 PM

myspace.com/thefathomzero

I lost my phat-ass background.

bigtimecow Sep 22nd, 2008 12:39 PM

wtf, i was just talking to danny tatom the other day and he didn't tell me he got kicked out :(

i thought we were friends :'(

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 12:43 PM

Maybe he forgot. :lol

His memory is pretty bad. :x

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 12:44 PM

I miss him.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 12:57 PM

He sent me a kiss and never came back. What a jerk.

Esuohlim Sep 22nd, 2008 01:24 PM

I thought he was in jail :o

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 01:31 PM

I made a new comic but I can't post it from work.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 01:34 PM

That's silly. Can't you up it to photobucket so we can preview it?

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 01:36 PM

Photobucket is blocked from my work.

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 03:07 PM

I think I have to kill my co-worker. He is apparently a comedian in his spare time. He is literally leaning over my cube right now, as I type this, telling me about his "bit". I feel bad for him and I think he would benifit from being dead.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2008 04:00 PM

To be fair, though, Danny WAS a super-pedo.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:04 PM

An ancient italian child with extraordinary abilities? :eek

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 04:08 PM

In my opinion he was super AND pedo.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durin413 (Post 580957)
McFly, That isn't a toy boat, Cthulhu is just that big.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG

THAT IS A MICRO MACHINE BOAT

CTHULU IS ONLY THE SIZE OF A GI JOE


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