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Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:15 PM


Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:24 PM

I forget what honey tastes like :(

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:28 PM

If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache . :x

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2008 04:29 PM

My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:32 PM

If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock :(

"It tastes like burning!"

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 581024)
My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

You're about to have (or by now have had) a seizure and/or you're schizo.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:59 PM

I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2008 07:00 PM


Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:06 PM

I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles. :(

I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties. :(

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2008 07:10 PM

If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?

I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:15 PM

I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.

Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:26 PM

Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 07:26 PM

I would only marry for love.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:29 PM

I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property. :(

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581072)
I would only marry for love.

The love of conservatory living? You could put a wicker sofa and a plant in there.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 08:24 PM

I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 10:22 PM


DevilWearsPrada Sep 22nd, 2008 10:30 PM

Dear god, they're like little bearfoxraccoons

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:33 PM

Red Pandas. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:34 PM

Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal :eek

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 10:35 PM

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii! :eek

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 10:38 PM

They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 10:41 PM

I'm gettin some dome, ya'll.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 11:01 PM

otherwise known as "brain".

Jeanette X Sep 22nd, 2008 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 581144)
They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.



I'M THE QUEEN OF THE FUZZY-WUZZY CUTIE WOOTIE ANIMALS AROUND HERE, YOU FUCKERS! AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT! >:

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 11:08 PM

Guys, I'm still gettin dat brain.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 11:11 PM

Who is doing it? Comrade Rocket/Wooshi?

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 11:11 PM

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 11:13 PM

Yes, I asked.

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 11:13 PM

YES YOU DID.

YOU DID INDEED.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 22nd, 2008 11:15 PM

:eekWhy are you continuing to post while getting your d-sucked

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 11:16 PM

Because his last gf posted here & she broke his heart and we hate her forever for it.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 22nd, 2008 11:18 PM

while sucking his d tho right

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 11:22 PM

I'LL NEVER TELL ;)

Spoilers!

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 581160)


I'M THE QUEEN OF THE FUZZY-WUZZY CUTIE WOOTIE ANIMALS AROUND HERE, YOU FUCKERS! AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT! >:



YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BITCH! >:

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 11:23 PM

Sea Otter looks like a retarded mistake compared to the cuteness that Tadao sometimes posts. :(

MetalMilitia Sep 23rd, 2008 06:51 AM


Grislygus Sep 23rd, 2008 12:45 PM

Stop posting from that horrible site


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 581167)
You soared so high and the sun melted your beautiful gossamer wings.

I will never forget you in my heart of hearts, as you were taken before your time. :tear

Screw off, my character got banned ten minutes after posted with him

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 02:12 PM


wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 02:13 PM

Is that real? That would be useful.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 02:14 PM

Yes it is.

wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 02:16 PM

That's awful.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581243)
Stop posting from that horrible site


wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 02:17 PM

HAHAHA LOOKIT ITS EYES!

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 02:39 PM


Dixie Sep 23rd, 2008 03:02 PM


http://www.monpa.com/dwc/
Cat Dancing anyone?

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 03:09 PM


MetalMilitia Sep 23rd, 2008 03:22 PM


MetalMilitia Sep 23rd, 2008 03:25 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2008 03:56 PM

I should really stop masturbating in the morning. It makes me tired all day.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58 PM

What picture is going to go with that statement?

wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58 PM

Yeah, you have to at least wait untill your lunch break.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2008 04:04 PM

Who else besides Terra can remember what my fetish is?

MetalMilitia Sep 23rd, 2008 04:05 PM

My guess is publover.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2008 04:07 PM

That's what you'd call "a friend with benefits." ;)

wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 04:15 PM

You have a Publover fetish?

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 04:33 PM

John McCain sure blinks a lot for a guy who tells the truth.

MetalMilitia Sep 23rd, 2008 04:48 PM

If the internet is to be believed, John McCain sure lies a lot for a guy that tells the truth.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 04:53 PM

How dare you! He didn't have the luxury of going to clubs and doing drugs like you do, NO, he was staying in the Hanoi Hilton with his eyelids propped open by bamboo chutes in sleep deprivation. And now he has to blink every 1/2 second to keep his eyeballs moist. The man is a HERO!

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 05:59 PM

OMG DUDE! I HAVE BEEN FLEXED AT OVER THE INTERNET!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581203)
Fucking Canadians

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed Knight (Post 581330)
Fuck you you mean, I'm Québéquois too, and you're fucking lucky to be behind your computer, cuz I'm sure that you'd never say "Fucking Canadian" in front of me.


SAVE ME!

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2008 06:07 PM

hey boys looks like we've got ourselves a canadian

:willie

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 06:10 PM


Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 06:25 PM

This guy is too easy.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 06:59 PM

Someone make it stop!

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 07:38 PM


Crash Dummie Sep 23rd, 2008 07:44 PM

Why so ser...... ok, doesn't really apply there.

wobzire Sep 23rd, 2008 08:22 PM

I think its cool that there is a Canadian flag on the coin for the United States of Awesome.

Crash Dummie Sep 23rd, 2008 08:48 PM

My american cents must be outdated, they don't have this design on them. Where can I get some of these?

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 580739)
Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I just now understand what you said. Lol, that was good.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2008 09:39 PM

Kitty learning about sunlight. I guess this originated at SA.


Jeanette X Sep 23rd, 2008 10:01 PM

You better not say anything bad about my poor dead dog >:

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 12:07 AM

It's cute. Looks kinda blind though.

Jeanette X Sep 24th, 2008 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581445)
It's cute. Looks kinda blind though.

His vision was fine, his eyes were just weirdly colored.

MattJack Sep 24th, 2008 08:53 AM

I had a stomach virus for about 36 hours.

I lost 12lbs in that time :O

It must have been a super model virus!

hold yer applause

wobzire Sep 24th, 2008 09:21 AM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Sep 24th, 2008 10:12 AM

Lemmy is the coolest.

Neen Sep 24th, 2008 11:50 AM

Koopaling?

Dixie Sep 24th, 2008 12:23 PM

I cannot stop farting today.

Zomboid Sep 24th, 2008 02:05 PM

I cannot stop puking out of my asshole. I have some reeeeeal bad shits :(

Zomboid Sep 24th, 2008 02:08 PM

I am seriously sitting here in my foundations of composition class, listening to some really boring English shit, just imagining how bad it's gonna be when I get to a toilet and let it all go, but at the same time looking forward to it because it seems really urgent. My stomach keeps making noises and I feel my turds being vaporized :x

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:20 PM


Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 02:27 PM

Tadao, where the hell did "Doomed Knight" Canadianboy talk shit, the search engine on here sucks.

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 02:28 PM

And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:30 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...t=313&page=126

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581519)
And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Haha, yeah, movement would be horrible.

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 02:34 PM

Managing to NOT shit your speedo in front of over a hundred people while doing the fucking Butterfly stroke gives you unyielding faith in the God Almighty

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 02:36 PM

Doomed Knight
Forum Virgin


More like Doomed Virgin ha did you see that wordplay

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:36 PM

Leaving a little brown trail behind you in your swim lane. :lol

Schimid Sep 24th, 2008 02:38 PM

According to a reputable and completely unfalsified ad on this website, Paris Hilton's IQ is 120. Mine is 125.

What the hell, man.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:39 PM

Are you smarter than a total whore?

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 02:41 PM

TAKE THE TEST AND FIND OUT

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:20 PM

What I find truly truly hilarious is that I will likely wind up living in Canada after my parents die.

Crash Dummie Sep 24th, 2008 04:51 PM

Take some precautions, they say you're head might turn square and you could start saying "eh" uncontrollably.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 04:52 PM

Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 04:53 PM

Oh man. JOAT is gonna be sooooo pissed.

Babs Sep 24th, 2008 05:06 PM

damn I bet everyone missed me

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2008 05:08 PM

Fucking boxheads. Germans and Canadians.

Crash Dummie Sep 24th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581565)
Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

Square heads is a nickname for english speaking Canadians... Go figure, I have no idea where it comes from.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 05:24 PM

Fucking Canadians


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