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Colonel Flagg May 28th, 2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 630044)
Hahaha I just got an email saying they are gonna publish my zombie walk.

Congratulations T. I learned something new today. Never mind if it's inappropriate, rude, or downright nasty. :|

(That was a compliment.)

Tadao May 28th, 2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 630088)
urban dictionary did not assist me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=zombie%20walk

definition #4

VOTE IT UP!

Dimnos May 28th, 2009 12:50 PM

Nice. Voted.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 12:57 PM

You better vote it up Shrub, I made it just for you.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 12:58 PM

Man, I appear to be late.

Oops.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:09 PM

That's ok, when I get done with you you won't be able to go very far.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 01:14 PM

S******.


But once I've recovered, its my turn.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 01:15 PM

WHAT! Why the hell is that beeped?

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:22 PM

can't say nigg er.

I already told you, that strap on is not going up my ass.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 01:29 PM

Then up your nose it is!

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:42 PM

I shall have to stretch out my septum hole then.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 01:48 PM

But blood makes a great lubricant!

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:51 PM

Deal, but the dildo has to be Japanese size.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 01:54 PM

Ok. Wouldn't want to kill you. That would ruin the rest of the manouver.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:58 PM

I'm gonna practice on hookers so that I can turn you into the perfect zombie.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 28th, 2009 02:01 PM

Can I donate to the Tadao's Zombie fundraiser instead?

Shrubfest May 28th, 2009 02:02 PM

Should I dress up first, or you gonna tear my clothes for me?

Silly question.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 02:07 PM

No no, foreplay is everything. The tearing of clothes, the bloody scratches, the carefully placed bruises. Just makes sure you stay out of the sun.

Kitsa May 28th, 2009 02:55 PM

Eeeggghh. Thanks for proving that you & I were never meant to be, Tadao. :hypno

:lol

Tadao May 28th, 2009 02:57 PM

Hehe, one self loathing day you'll want it. Thank god for you it goes away after a day.

Kitsa May 28th, 2009 03:42 PM

I'm fairly certain that in my state a donkey punch would be pretty lethal, so I'm gonna have to pass.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 03:53 PM

If youre already dizzy than I won't have to punch you in the back of the head.

Kitsa May 28th, 2009 06:09 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 06:40 PM

Well done, Rankeri. :rolleyes

kahljorn May 28th, 2009 06:45 PM

Such sweet message board fondling :love

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 06:46 PM

:pagebraK

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 06:46 PM

Oh bugger.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 07:10 PM


Kitsa May 28th, 2009 07:12 PM

I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 630180)
I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

Puns. :lol

Tadao May 28th, 2009 07:31 PM

ZING!

Kitsa May 28th, 2009 07:49 PM

My brother just got back from a vacation in England. He went to watch a Top Gear taping and did this:

http://www.everymanracing.co.uk/

He also sent back a t-shirt that said "my brother went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

:\

Tadao May 28th, 2009 07:59 PM

Use it to pick up dog barf.

kahljorn May 28th, 2009 10:51 PM

IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.

IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 10:57 PM

Now the ratio of pigeons that know not to land in the road vs the vast majority of the shitbirds is a little better. Well done.

Tadao May 28th, 2009 11:11 PM

Maybe it was suicidal.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 11:15 PM

Did K's town run out of hungry cats?

Also, what would have to happen for a pigeon to want to end it all?

Tadao May 28th, 2009 11:21 PM

Being a pigeon.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 11:23 PM

I would enjoy being a pigeon. :(

Tadao May 28th, 2009 11:27 PM

Just watch out for Kahl.

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2009 11:39 PM

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 11:47 PM

That would be your auto-onanism clouding your judgement again.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2009 11:49 PM

SHIT, I forgot that it was Sam that I accused of being a persistant wanker earlier. :dunce
Sorry Dylan. :x

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2009 11:56 PM

I love you anyway, baby.

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 12:16 AM

PIGEONS NEED TO HAVE SELF-RESPECT TOO. PEOPLE AND PIGEONS ARE NOT SO MUCH UNALIKE.

PROBABLY SOME LITTLE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF IT AND TOLD IT IT HAD NO SOUL OR SOMETHING

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 12:18 AM

AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF VENERATION FOR THE STATUE OF ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI

THAT WORD SUCKS CAUSE SOMEBODY COULD BE LIKE OH AN "ASS IS I" THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE NOW ISNT IT KAHLJORN :COY

Dr. Boogie May 29th, 2009 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 630180)
I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

"Tad Limp" was Pub's porn name.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 29th, 2009 11:33 AM

I wish you would have run over a seagull instead.

Womti May 29th, 2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 630199)
IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.

IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE.

:bestthread

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 02:55 PM

BUT IF I RAN OVER A SEAGULL THEN IT COULDNT FIND CHICKS, MAKE EGGS. YOU WANT TO RUIN ITS CHANCE TO FIND CHICK MAKE EGG? ASSHOLE.

YOU STUPID BUNNIES YOU HAVE NO CHICKS!

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 03:23 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 03:23 PM

Happy Birthday, Zomboid.

Dr. Boogie May 29th, 2009 04:05 PM

Yeah, tomorrow.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 04:07 PM

It is already tomorrow here in Texas. ;)

It is also snowing. :(

Tadao May 29th, 2009 04:09 PM

Fuck Texas, they are the reason that the presidents dead.

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 04:40 PM

We were driving along and some dumb bitch opened her door right into traffic. She was parked and didn't even look...coffee in one hand, phone to her ear, just opened the door. If we'd been a few inches over, we'd have taken off the door and maybe worse. Damn near gave me a heart attack.

Do you think that sort of thing actually scares people into being careful, or do you think they're just oblivious in general and it's a daily miracle they don't die?

Tadao May 29th, 2009 04:43 PM

Nah, people are pigeons.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 04:52 PM

If I paid attention to the many ways I could die at any moment, I would be too scared to leave my house. :(

Ways to die inside my house can be safely ignored?

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 04:52 PM

when that happens, legally is it the door-opener's fault or the person driving by's fault?

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 04:55 PM

Legally? No idea.

Rationally? Ha ha ha!

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 04:56 PM

Eh, that's not so bad, even though it is annoying. I consistently see people crossing busy intersections with their children -- not at the crosswalk, although the crosswalk is like 20 feet away.

The best solution is to yell at them and make them feel stupid.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 04:58 PM

One of my least favourite frustrations is feeling inadaquate in convincing a stupid person of their stupidity.

I rarely get this feeling anymore thanks to the internet. :)

Tadao May 29th, 2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 630355)
If I paid attention to the many ways I could die at any moment, I would be too scared to leave my house. :(

Ways to die inside my house can be safely ignored?


Kitsa May 29th, 2009 05:18 PM

I regularly see people walking with very small children...2 or 3 years old...across a freeway on-ramp to get from a residential area to a shopping district. Without even holding their hand or looking back to make sure they're okay.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 05:20 PM

Gross! That guy didn't clean the tops of his wall cabinets. :x

Dr. Boogie May 29th, 2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 630330)
It is already tomorrow here in Texas. ;)

It is also snowing. :(

It's still friday. You passed out into your pile of coke.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 05:45 PM

Nuh Uh, it is Saturday. That is why I am at work.

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 05:51 PM

I just found out our neighbor's been digging through our trash again. I hate that :(

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 05:52 PM

Do you have interesting trash?

Tadao May 29th, 2009 05:55 PM

Isn't it against the law? Doesn't matter though cause you won't ruffle feathers. Unless it's a gay meth head feather.

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 05:58 PM

no, our recycling around here is supposed to pay for the trash pickup, that's the agreement with the city...and people scrounge through the recycling before the truck comes and steal it to make the money themselves.

This guy was doing that and he took some other stuff...if I have it on the corner marked FREE, that's one thing, but don't go digging through my damn trash :(

There are people who will actually untie your trashbags to see if there's anything good in there. You'd think this was Calcutta, not suburban Ohio.

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 05:59 PM

...and for what it's worth I do not believe for a MINUTE that guy was gay. Meth head, maybe.

Dr. Boogie May 29th, 2009 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 630375)
Nuh Uh, it is Saturday. That is why I am at work.

You don't get paid for posting in this thread. Still.

Tadao May 29th, 2009 06:04 PM

He also didn't live next door. I don't care if people take all my recycling. I'm the one throwing out a nickle every 2 cans or whatever. But digging in my waste bin? I would be setting up spring loaded mice traps on those fuckers.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 06:04 PM

Of course not, I get paid not to post in other places. :(

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 06:05 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 29th, 2009 06:06 PM

Paid in scorn.

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 06:09 PM

I was just about to ask how much you charged :(

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 07:31 PM

I live in a downtown area and people digging through the trash at odd hours of the night, the day or anytime really isn't all that unusual :O

Kitsa May 29th, 2009 07:38 PM

yeah, well, where our communication breakdown usually happens is that this isn't a downtown area, and that wandering weirdos and people digging through private homes' trashcans are actually unusual here.

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 08:08 PM

You need to have more compassion for others IN THIS ECONOMY.

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 08:15 PM

also your post didn't make any sense :(

Colonel Flagg May 29th, 2009 08:17 PM

I'm curious - are you the only one in your community with this problem? i.e. do you have the best trash? Or are you just one stop on the "buffet"?

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 08:21 PM

probably a buffet unless her trashcans are the only one not in a backyard or somethin.

Tadao May 29th, 2009 08:44 PM

I bet it's because her trash is clean and organized.

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 10:41 PM

:lol man if this is rare for you guys then you guys have probably never seen a bum work truck before, have you?
BNum work trucks are pretty big, can carry lots of garbage, and are often constructed out of two shopping carts tied together, strollers with big trashcan things on them, or numerous other ingenious contraptions. I'll have to try to get a picture.. they're great when they are taking up both lanes in the road, going 2 miles per hour...

the other day I saw a caravan of three bums crossing a street with their bum trucks

Tadao May 29th, 2009 11:51 PM

Hahahaha I have never seen that. I've seen 1 shopping cart with bags hanging over the side, but not 2 tied together.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2009 11:51 PM

HEY WHERE'S GRISLYGUS?

Tadao May 30th, 2009 12:02 AM

WHo took the annoying critter people out of my signature :/

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 01:00 AM

I'll have to get a picture next time i see one of them pushing it down the middle of the street...

Sam May 30th, 2009 01:05 AM

SUITCASE FULL OF CASH, SO YOU KNOW I GOT THE CANDY CHROME
AUTOMATIC IN THE DASH, HAND IN HER PANTYHOSE
I GOT A FATTY ROLLED, WE DOING SIXTY FIVE
SHE OPENS UP HER MOUTH, AND PUTS MY DICK INSIDE

Tadao May 30th, 2009 02:05 AM

I assume you mean side by side. Like a hummer? Not like this.


Kitsa May 30th, 2009 04:18 AM

The problem is concentrated in about six duplexes at this end of the street, where a redneck mentality prevails. In this instance, I found out later this evening that it was an immediate neighbor going through the garbage. I don't know if someone goes through everyone else's trash or not.

When we first moved in, the people across the street stole our newly delivered recycle bin, leaving them with three and us with none. And every time you bring anything recognizable to the curb, like an old torn-up couch or anything, you can see the blinds parting. As soon as it's dark (in most cases), someone comes out and drags it back to their house. I say "in most cases" because I've also seen it done in broad daylight.

I was very used to seeing this in downtown Chicago, but in suburban Ohio it's a little weird.

Dommin May 30th, 2009 04:20 AM

One of my songs is now the official themesong for the AMV Hell spinoff series, AMV Minis.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 30th, 2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 630461)
The problem is concentrated in about six duplexes at this end of the street, where a redneck mentality prevails.

Read it too quick and thought you said the redneck military.

Kitsa May 30th, 2009 10:43 AM

'bout that.

Dommin, I'm happy for you but I don't know what that is :(

Dommin May 30th, 2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 630478)
'bout that.

Dommin, I'm happy for you but I don't know what that is :(

http://www.amvhell.com

If you have any interest in anime whatsoever, there's a good three hours of laughs there.

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 02:41 PM

nah ive seen that but one of the guys im thinking of in particular has two carts side by side. he might even have some carts in front of those ones, so that its four carts total. I dunno though its hard to tell. It's huge, and it has like a mound on it, and when you see the guy pushing it down the street his body's at like a 45 degree angle most of the time.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 30th, 2009 02:47 PM

Bum bigrigs lead to Bum Convoys

Tadao May 30th, 2009 04:57 PM

DUDE SCARY LASER GUYS!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/


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