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Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:20 AM

Chicago's okay. Not on St. Patrick's. That's pretty dumb. I like what Cleveland does, where their water just catches on fire.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:20 AM

Elx, that nissan clearly has attention deficit disorder. The one with down's syndrome is on the left.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715285)

More nips to bring the resident Nip back. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:21 AM

I'm gonna be busting out a barbecue with a huge group on Saint Pattie's, FUCK the bars. Nothing pisses me off more than that "EVERBUDDY'S A LITTLE IRISH ON SAINT PATRICKS DAY HAWR"

No, buddy. They're not.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715356)
I hope she come back with that picture. :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715354)


see, I did it :(

Yay, she posted it as I typed. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:23 AM

'Course, I'm not REALLY Irish, my family had to leave Ireland for Scotland after two brothers in the family (my great-great uncles) up and murdered an english soldier. Then grandma and grandpa moved here in the fifties

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715250)
I was just about to do an entire series of "Professor Tadao and the Sucker" illustrations to contribute to the thread, and then I remembered that (obviously) Macs are not equipped with MS Paint.


:(

Explain to me again why you have a mac and have robbed me of your awesome mspaint creations. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:24 AM

School required me to have it. Unfortunately

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:25 AM

Especially since they didn't help with the cost, at all. Or let me use THEIR freaking macs

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715254)
hello chat thread! how is everyone this lovely evening? :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715329)
I forgot I eek rather than frown.:eek

Every eek from me for the last three years has been a secret frown, I just didn't want to bring you all down. :eek

elx Mar 16th, 2011 04:26 AM

this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715366)
Every eek from me for the last three years has been a secret frown, I just didn't want to bring you all down. :eek

:willie

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715367)
this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

snagged. Good work, though. I'll take credit for it.

elx Mar 16th, 2011 04:27 AM

Just kidding. Bye bye.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161133)

..

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:27 AM

Not that anyone other than us actually reads this thread



Or inhabits this forum.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715268)
Message boards suck for depression. :(

I find they help me sink into it very well. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:29 AM

Wait, wille does the twitter

Twitter seems interesting now

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:30 AM

Oh fuck, Tadao's gone. The pain of Godzilla's return led to his suicide after all :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715271)
I went furniture shopping after and I wanted to hug everyone I saw.

Wanted not did.:eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:31 AM

Yussssss! I found my Clive Barker advance copy. wooo

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:32 AM

advance of what

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715271)
Because she's flippin jewish as bananas she wanted to know if she could buy it in generic form for me instead, right?

Wait, bit paranoid of me, but I was just racist at T so it is in my head. Are you Jewish or was that a slur? :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:34 AM

The Thief of Always. It's funny - I always thought I'd dislike his stuff, but I dig it a lot more than other horror stuffs.

Also, I'm a sucker for the dark fantasy subgenre. Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Talisman, etc. I dig 'em all.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715271)
I spent a few more hours editing wikipedia articles, but only the dead links. [...] Another major problem with wikipedia is that there is absolutely no work being done on the simple english version, which is the most important IMO.

I thought this adorable, but then as I edited out the rest of the text to make that comment I remembered I have expressed exatly those two comments about Wikipedia. So I find my own views adorable. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:37 AM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:38 AM

Then Weaveworld and Abarat are the directions that you want to go in. Galilee too, if you're as just gay as Mr. Barker is IRL. Mr. B. Gone was fucking terrible, coldheart canyon was stupid... short stories are where it's at, Books of Blood and Cabal were sick as fuck

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715275)
no but you can have a hug. or I can fill out your taxes for you.

I think I missed the boat on hugs. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715332)
Anything red. She can't drink it.

Why can't she? I thought your mom was all about the boozing. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:42 AM

Red stuff makes her break in hives. Really freaky, it is.

Pub, do you like the Italian Job? Coz I watched it like three times the other day. Best Mini chase scenes ever.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715334)
tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?

I think he & I hate each other or something. So good? :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715383)
Then Weaveworld and Abarat are the directions that you want to go in. Galilee too, if you're as just gay as Mr. Barker is IRL. Mr. B. Gone was fucking terrible, coldheart canyon was stupid... short stories are where it's at, Books of Blood and Cabal were sick as fuck

I really dug the Books of blood. I'll keep those in mind.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:44 AM

I liked the original Italian Job better, but I do admit that the remake was pretty cool

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715345)
Fathom was tricked into showing Tadao HIS tits, and no one can share his pain.

My nipples are on this board somewhere. :x

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:45 AM

I didn't know that I never wanted to know that before today

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715351)
Or, because she's fifteen and you don't want psychopathically paranoid Australians to find out and attack you for the attempted perusal of child porn

That is true. I should get on my Liquid Statik account for that. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:47 AM

Michael Caine's such a pimp. I'm gonna watch Get Carter next.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715354)


see, I did it :(

That is a sad looking car. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:48 AM

I have yet to see whatzit, Harry Brown.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715354)
I'm making green eggs.

Is that really a thing? I thought that was a made up thing. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:49 AM

Remember this shit?



That's pretty fucking poignant.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:49 AM

He was incredible in The Man Who Would Be King. Outdid Seanchewing Connery in that one

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715354)
what are you guys doing for st. patrick's day?

Nothing. It isn't marked here, I think. It was also not marked in Britain when I lived there. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:50 AM

But then the English hate the Irish. :lol

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:50 AM

Fathom, what kind of weirdass High school did you go to

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715355)
Shhh. The aussies'll beat you up just for looking at small tits on an adult, talking like that will get you sent to an Outback penal colony where you're forced to re-enact the events of Turkey Shoot and Mad Max, with real bullets

Sounds fun. What is Turkey Shoot? :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:51 AM

I just remembered he was in an Austin Powers movie. :x

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:52 AM

Cheezo Aussie exploitation flick.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715367)
this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

Yup and you'll wake up with no edit button. You actually want to be abused? :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715370)
Just kidding. Bye bye.

Not about this being boring though, eh? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:55 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715402)
Fathom, what kind of weirdass High school did you go to

Inner-city public school where the diverse student population facilitated my creative and intellectual growth.

Hahahaha, I'm just fucking with you. It was a shitty inner city school where there was a fight every other day between twenty people, locked down every week, and it was all poor as fuck. It fits the economy of the attendees, though, so I guess it's all good.

I kept to myself mainly, hung out with a couple squares, realized they were squares, then cut off all contact with them and went to college.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:56 AM

good work

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715372)
Not that anyone other than us actually reads this thread



Or inhabits this forum.

That is very true. True and sad. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:58 AM

They like talking about vikings, reading Lord Byron, and making Warhammer figurines. They only started smoking recently after changing their minds about thinking it's not cool. Raging superiority complexes in every one of them. Last I heard, the most successful of the bunch is working at a Boost Mobile, and a stockroom dude at JC Penney is right behind him.

I think some might be going to school? It's been two years at this point, so I could give a fuck.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715374)
Wait, wille does the twitter

Twitter seems interesting now

The Twitter is a medium. Transient and limited. Small concepts that are soon gone. I never reread Twitter like I do this place. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:59 AM

He uses it rarely but more often than here. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715375)
Oh fuck, Tadao's gone. The pain of Godzilla's return led to his suicide after all :(

:(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715381)
So I find my own views adorable. :eek

When they're in the mouth of a sexy girl. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:02 AM

In many ways opinions are like cocks. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:03 AM

I'm so happy being a PHIL/ENG major w/ FR/FVS minor. I've found the groove.

Now if I could only work Industrial Design in there somewhere.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715387)
Red stuff makes her break in hives. Really freaky, it is.

Red wine makes me barf. I would get on with your mom. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:05 AM

I wonder if that means I'd get on with Jake Busey. :eek

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:07 AM

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:07 AM

You totally would.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715387)
Pub, do you like the Italian Job? Coz I watched it like three times the other day. Best Mini chase scenes ever.

The British one from the 60s with Michael Caine or the more recent American one with Donald Sutherland?

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:07 AM

http://official.fm/track/85486

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715424)
The British one from the 60s with Michael Caine or the more recent American one with Donald Sutherland?

Caine for sure, although I think Marky Mark does a decent job.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:08 AM

Because I adore the former one. I watch it at a couple of times a year. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715388)
I think he & I hate each other or something. So good? :eek

T hasn't shown us his nipples in years. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715390)
I liked the original Italian Job better, but I do admit that the remake was pretty cool

I do agree. Normally I'm not a fan of remakes but it wasn't terrible. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715392)
I didn't know that I never wanted to know that before today

Kick a guy when he's down why don't ya. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715394)
Michael Caine's such a pimp. I'm gonna watch Get Carter next.

I didn't like the American remake of that one. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:13 AM

I found my Turkish instructional cassettes along with my Clive Barker stuffs today. Maybe I'll actually use them. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:16 AM

Caught up because you all died. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:17 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:17 AM

I am not died

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715432)
I found my Turkish instructional cassettes... :eek

Took me several minutes to understand you meant the language and not a recipe for Turkish Delight. :dunce

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:19 AM

Why Turkish?

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715435)
I am not died

Indeed. At least Miss Elx told us she was ducking out. The sweet little thing. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:20 AM

We don't emote on this board but if we did I would glare so hard at T & Gus. :eek

elx Mar 16th, 2011 05:21 AM

PEEKABOO

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715422)
So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Hey Babs, I said stuff at you about ten pages back. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715437)
Why Turkish?

They were giving them away at the library. I used to live on a military installation, so they have various language instruction courses that people need to utilize if they're gonna be going to various places. I grabbed a couple that they were giving away. Cassettes are kinda dated nowadays.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715440)
PEEKABOO

<3

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715422)
So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Guns are harder to get here so a lot more of our murder-suicides are done with knives. :(

elx Mar 16th, 2011 05:25 AM

I feel bad that bab's had something genuinely interesting to discuss but everyone (glaring at you, fathomzero!) disregarded him. I also feel amused at the thought of Zhukov showing up any minute now and realizing he JUST missed the party.


edit: oh my bad, this post has been updated in response to the recent developments.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715442)
Cassettes are kinda dated nowadays.

I should take a picture of under my bed. I have a good three hundred of those things. I tell myself I will listen to them again one day. I won't. Where is my knife? :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715446)
(glaring at you, pub!)

You make a chap smile, Miss. :)

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:27 AM

The road is completely blocked off and there's more than a dozen police cruisers outside. Totally ruined my buzz.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715446)
I feel bad that bab's had something genuinely interesting to discuss but everyone disregarded him.

I responded to it in time as I worked it into making a joke about my own demise. ;)

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715449)
The road is completely blocked off and there's more than a dozen police cruisers outside. Totally ruined my buzz.

Still an unfolding event? Are you sure he's dead and you're safe? I know you'd be number two on my list after a spouse, buddy. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715446)
(glaring at you, fathomzero!)
edit: oh my bad, this post has been updated in response to the recent developments.

Awww, boo. ;)

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715442)
They were giving them away at the library.

A lot of the books I have are ex-library. One way or another. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715446)
I also feel amused at the thought of Zhukov showing up any minute now and realizing he JUST missed the party.

That is his life in a nutshell. He'll be relieved, I assure you. :eek

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:34 AM

Anyways, he's definitely dead. I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them. It's just absolutely a mess right now, they have the scene all surrounded and the house taped off, pretty intense.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715422)
So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:35 AM

I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715456)
I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them.

First reaction: Lame. I hope the blighters do okay. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715456)
I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them.

Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? #liquidstatik


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