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liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2007 05:41 PM

7F i like your avatar and title ;<

Lenor Feb 24th, 2007 06:18 PM

I like sevens avitar too..

Noob where is myn?

Terra Feb 24th, 2007 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 473902)
i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

good question from some fucktwad that has been waiting all these years for his dick to grow

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 06:30 PM

no avatar yet

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 06:32 PM

not yet dude

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 06:33 PM

sometimes my dick grows when I'm around sexy ladiez

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 06:39 PM

blood rushes to it & penises are like sponges and it makes them rock hard bro

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 06:50 PM

damn, i knew there was something going on down there. Is there any way I can stop the blood rush or possibly increase it?

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 06:57 PM

When that happened to me I would start having trouble to breath and get headaches. Apparently it was something to do with my lazy blood and that i could of died :x

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 06:58 PM

razorblades, bro! lots of them!

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 07:00 PM

Serious PENIS problems :(

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 07:03 PM

I just threw my last razor away :( I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though :(. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

Terra Feb 24th, 2007 07:37 PM

good luck mattjack! just make sure this woman knows she has a choice to BE WOMAN OR TERRA! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TERRA BECAUSE THEN A TREE TRUNK WILL GROW OUT OF HER VA GEE GEE AND SHE WILL BE LOST TO WANDER I-MOCK IN SEARCH OF FERTILIZER!

have fun!!

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 07:40 PM

If her vag is a demonic tree from another realm in MK2, then I'll be Smoke and take saftey in or around it!

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 07:44 PM

If any kind of plant grew out of any human being i would be pretty worried. Especially after watching that batman movie with Poisen Ivy ;o

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 07:53 PM

what if it was a weed plant?

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 07:57 PM

I'm sure if a weed plant came out of a woman i would already be high

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 08:24 PM

Hey guys, my town is famous again.
Extreme Makeover came to help out this cripple family.

http://www.extremeok.com/mambo/index.php

MattJack Feb 25th, 2007 06:14 AM

My date went well fellas! No blood rushes! I went out with a russian girl and she was nice. I hope to hear from her tomorrow! In mother russia, you don't date girl, they date you!

Moobs Feb 25th, 2007 07:44 AM

Currently Active Users: 31 (1 members and 30 guests)

Uhhhh...guys? Guyyyys???



:(

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 12:06 PM

^_____________________________________^

Moobs Feb 25th, 2007 12:09 PM

gay rainbowsss ;D

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 12:47 PM

go gay rainbow team :x

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 12:50 PM

This avatar is sooooo the cool.

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 12:55 PM

it's okay i mean it could have been cooler like i thought it was some sort of snowman and then i looked at it and i forgot it was a fish and i was like "man that would of been funny if he ad like the ice climbers"

good job with te word puns bro

thats what i would of said

but now you get nothing from me

NOTHING, FATHOM! NOTHING!


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