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Grislygus Aug 19th, 2007 04:24 AM

A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.

While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely.



Blah blah blah, stay the fuck away from Oregon.

MarioRPG Aug 19th, 2007 09:11 AM

Eeeeeeew, sweatpants.

Seven Force Aug 19th, 2007 02:12 PM

That's an awesome avatar you have there mario

Emu Aug 19th, 2007 02:20 PM

Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?

Rongi Aug 19th, 2007 02:22 PM

I thought it was Keenan from Keenan and Kel

Misdemonar Aug 19th, 2007 05:48 PM

its a black guy that's all we need to know

Chojin Aug 19th, 2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 501222)
It actually is A. Wonderful job Gadzooks.

:oneofthosedays

Misdemonar Aug 19th, 2007 05:55 PM

sup sup sup

Seven Force Aug 20th, 2007 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 501267)
Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?

Yes it is

Matt Harty Aug 20th, 2007 01:41 PM

oh yea baby rub my pussy

liquidstatik Aug 20th, 2007 02:15 PM

mm u make me soo w*t

MockMeAmadeus Aug 20th, 2007 02:43 PM

Shit, I got King Kong in tha trunk.:love

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2007 04:54 PM

I just coughed up a loogie as big as my thumb.

Want to know about my other expectorations? Click the link.

Mockery Aug 22nd, 2007 04:55 PM

We just reached 6000 members. 500 of which are surely spambots trying to create accounts, but still. we all like nice round numbers like that.

6000
:squigly:squigly:squigly

liquidstatik Aug 22nd, 2007 04:58 PM

HEEEYY LETS START A BAND AGAAAAAAAINN

MarioRPG Aug 22nd, 2007 05:04 PM

Heeell yea

Shyandquietguy Aug 22nd, 2007 06:26 PM

I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.

Shyandquietguy Aug 22nd, 2007 06:29 PM

Wait, maybe I'm not too sociopathic for this forum after all!

liquidstatik Aug 22nd, 2007 06:32 PM

maybe you're just way too gay

liquidstatik Aug 22nd, 2007 06:32 PM

im jk bro

Shyandquietguy Aug 22nd, 2007 06:48 PM

They're slowly updating filters here. Soon I won't be able to "hang" with anybody on the internet, which I've actually never really done on a forum before.

Nothing interests me anymore.

liquidstatik Aug 22nd, 2007 06:50 PM

you need god

Shyandquietguy Aug 22nd, 2007 06:52 PM

My family took me to church when I was young and I never really knew which branch of Christianity we were.

We were Mormons.

Moobs Aug 22nd, 2007 07:43 PM

where am i ;o

Shyandquietguy Aug 22nd, 2007 08:12 PM

Clickclick.


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