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Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2007 08:14 PM

Holy hell, the Play n' Trade I applied for employment at is all kinds of nice. It has an ENORMOUS skylight in the middle, and the walls are lined with kiosks for every console and handheld from the past 6 years. There's also one dedicated specifically to Guitar Hero, and at the counter we have 2 high-powered PCs with widescreen LCD monitors. The dudes I'll work with are about my age, and the manager is in his late 20's or early 30's and really easy-going about everything. I showed up and started helping out until he showed up. I unpacked all the games for the store, and they had shit that wasn't even out yet. When he finally got there he seemed impressed by my application and resume being presented all professional-like, and the actual interview is set for the 26th.

I really, really, really, REALLY hope I get this fucking job. I'd almost pay to work in a place like this, it is that fantastic.

:<

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2007 08:29 PM

Pay to work :eek :eek :eek

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2007 08:30 PM

Sort of like World of Warcraft, but without the furries

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2007 08:51 PM

You're not gonna make the cut :lol

Chojin Nov 13th, 2007 08:54 PM

You should have pretended to be a girl for the first year of your employment!

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2007 09:34 PM

A pretty girl behind the counter at Burger King started flirting with me.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2007 10:22 PM

I would say hit that but it's probably not nice to hit retarded girls. :(

I guess what I'm saying is I'd be hell of embarrassed to tell people I met my girlfriend while she was working at Burger King >:

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2007 10:26 PM

Then you get my position completely.

HickMan Nov 13th, 2007 10:42 PM

She must be a --

Mississippi Queen
If you know what i mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything
Way down around Vicksburg
Around Lousiana way
Lives a canjun lady
Called the Mississippi Queen
You know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes
Was gettin their kicks
Buddy beg your pardon
I was gettin mine
Mississippi Queen
If you know what i mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything
This lady she asked me
If i would be her man
You know that i told her
Id do what i can
To keep her lookin pretty
Buy her dresses that shine
While the rest of them dudes
Was makin their bread
Buddy beg your pardon
I was losin mine
Oh you know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes
Was gettin their kicks
Buddy beg your pardon
I was gettin mine

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2007 08:06 AM

I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.

HungryWantBiddy Nov 14th, 2007 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 511119)
I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.

That would make her more appealing (to me anyway) than any chick I've ever seen working at Burger King.

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2007 10:19 AM

Holy shit my head's in pieces :x

bigtimecow Nov 14th, 2007 11:47 AM

LOL SORRY

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2007 01:23 PM

I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2007 01:48 PM

I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2007 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511140)
I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.

Was she wearing a jaunty hat because I've heard something about that.

HickMan Nov 14th, 2007 01:56 PM

Your avatar doesnt even look like a predator

-Clayton

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2007 02:03 PM

You'll have to blame japs for that.

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2007 02:05 PM

Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.

MarioRPG Nov 14th, 2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 511145)
I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.

Oh man, I see stuff like that happen everyday.

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 511150)
Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.

Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2007 11:18 PM

My head is so fucked up right now.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2007 11:47 PM

I saw a guy at work today that had a goiter.

RaNkeri Nov 15th, 2007 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 511184)
Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol

I believe it's also too big. That's why I changed it in the first place.

HickMan Nov 15th, 2007 11:33 AM

It's been so long from the last time I changed my avatar I forgot how

-clayton


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