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Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:03 PM

Hey guys, is it true that Wesley Snipes is dead? :eek

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:04 PM

My best bud Biffy told me, but I dunno if I trust him as much as you, Internet. :(

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:07 PM

The internet says no.

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?bl...&c=1&tb=1&pb=1


But it IS true that Denzel Washington was murdered by Michael Jackson.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:09 PM

So I had this dream where I met the RetroKat's dad but I was too embarrised to tell him my screenname or the website so I just left the store & carried on with my dream. What is proper dream/internet protocol? I just don't know. :(

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:11 PM

Molestation and kidnapping, probably.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511890)
Molestation and kidnapping, probably.

And that applies to REAL life too right? I ask as I have Tropical in a pretty intimate embrace & I wonder if he's protesting too much...

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:17 PM

Just remember, nobody else is a real person.



:aok

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:20 PM

You say that but it sure feels real when he bends back your arm for stroking his leg in public. ;(

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:21 PM

OH EMM GEE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY POSTCOUNT?! >:

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:21 PM

That's why you drug it first.

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:21 PM

Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511896)
That's why you drug it first.

He doesn't drink. >:

It's like being on a date with a Mormon chick, except he doesn't have a 'tashe.

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:23 PM

Scratch that, just click your name in a thread and click "view public profile".

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:24 PM

Drug the FOOD, god.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511897)
Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.

I don't care about MY postcount. >:

I do care about everyone else seeing how much I don't care however! >:

Internet Homoisms. >:

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511900)
Drug the FOOD, god.

Jeese, it was hard enough getting him to eat the vegan burger the first time, nevermind if it had drugs in it.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:26 PM

By 'vegan burger' I mean 'my cock' of course. ;(

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:27 PM

Did you try clubbing him over the back of the head? Since you've been away from the internet awhile, I assume you've built up the required minimum of muscle mass.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 511899)
Scratch that...

He doesn't like THAT either. ;(

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2007 02:28 PM

Page Break.

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:28 PM

Oh shit, I meant "clubbing IT".


Faux Pas.

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:29 PM

Speaking of Page Breaks, check out page 1152-53.



I got your back, Person I Rarely Talk To.

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2007 02:40 PM

If I actually managed to creep you out, please clearly state so in this thread so that I may request a medal. Or a Barnstar.

Misdemonar Nov 21st, 2007 02:52 PM

WHATS CRACKIN PUB

MarioRPG Nov 21st, 2007 03:17 PM

Tis Pub! The apocalypse shall arive soon.


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