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executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546826)
WIllie whats with the gay up?

because thats what it gets use for :x


Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546827)
A bad fake? So very apt.

nevermind :tear

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 02:01 AM

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i don't THINK that was how it was intended, but who knows these days :/
I know love, I was kidding. Errr, I hope.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 02:01 AM

well shit

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 02:01 AM

it should be it's own forum >:

This is the only funny place sometimes (except when you know who shows up with his HAI GUYS)

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546809)
You would be correct, and thanks for the insult.

Saying I am stupid (and drunkenly incapable :lol ) is an insult? :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546810)
one day pub, you're really gonna do it

What would that be?

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546829)

KITTIES :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546812)
you're gonna break the fucking page

we'll have to find something else to do

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 02:03 AM



I'm tempted to make that my avatar, but a captain can't sink his own ship

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546816)
I don't get it, WHY ARE WE NO LONGER REPRESENTING?

BECAUSE I SUCK

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 02:04 AM

yeah you really made a macubbin there that one time

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 02:04 AM

GODDAMNIT PUB WHY CAN'T I JUST FLIRT WITH YOU WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING THING

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546819)
im always late to these hip new fads

Is it a fad when it is a directed action from a single individual for everyone to conform?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546821)
Fucking took you long enough.

I like that you like me, or at least I like that you don't say you hate me. :(

Gadzooks. :(

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 02:06 AM

it depends, who started it

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 02:06 AM

I MEAN JESUS CHRIST

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546823)
i don't THINK that was how it was intended, but who knows these days :/

Willie is the King. He cuts babies in half!

Then eats the placenta. :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546825)
lol women are fragile

Especially if you buy them gifts & don't dump them when you really should. :rolleyes

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

THINGS ARE ALWAYS THINGS HERE :(

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLNS

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

It was me, I'm the best.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546826)
WIllie whats with the gay up?

He sees the truth of the matter. And a way to make a great snack.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546828)
their emotions anyway

thatd make more sense if it directly followed the angry red guys post

Then post somewhere where I'm not being an ass.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 02:10 AM

You got me started and I didn't know how to stop.

Asila-

The question you invoke with your other question, "is Seth smart, and if so, how?" is a pretty annoying one for me. Even if I knew how to answer it, that would cause me to apply the same standards of "smartness" to other people. Even if I thought that could be done accurately, I wouldn't want to because then I'd be the douche I pretend to be.

Pretending IQ means something, and settling that it takes both nature and nurture for it to get really big, I might have had a pretty damn high one if my parents knew how to nurture it or wanted to. I have great parents, but they're not the type that would even want a high-ability child. But, they didn't, so I don't. I was just left with bizarre wiring that made me interested in smartly things but not really able to conquer them. In middle school I came to train myself to think in certain patterns and such to create a facade of smartness that would be very convincing, but it was always a facade. In high school I felt like I should finally get around to making a real life personality and round it out with actual skills and interests, but it was pretty late in the game for that.

The metamorphosis from the guy that people look at and think, "hey, he might know who Socrates was" into the guy who reads Socratic dialogues for shits and giggles was a pretty trying one that coincided with other defects in my wiring.

So, if I ever doubted in any recess of my heart that I was full of shit, living in Hyde Park surrounded by people who were smarter than I could ever fathom being was most humbling because they didn't act like it. I've lived through being given opera commentary by a man who's in history books dealing with the invention of the laser. I've wondered whether or not I should expose myself as a moron for admitting to having seen the Austin Powers movies only to hear a Dr. Evil impersonation moments later from someone who was sent to University of Cambridge on a Harvard scholarship (which he won with essays written in his second language) to round out his understanding of resonance imaging physics with a philosophical background. I had a crush on my RA who was cute, funny, had a great taste in punk music, and having started college at age 16 had earned her JD from Harvard when she was 22.

All this while I'd take mediocre levels of calculus and physics and still do poorly.

IN CONCLUSION: finding girls around here, a major state university town, who are smarter than me isn't really that hard to do. Four years ago I'd go to parties and make out with half a dozen girls and most of them probably had higher IQs, better math proficiency, and fewer gaps in their understanding of British history than I do. So, if you want to know why I REALLY suck at relationships, find any post by me in the Loveline forum dating back to 2000 (if ezboard for i-mockery still exists if you go further than 2003).

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 02:11 AM

page 1468 is the page with the pumas


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