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Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 07:45 PM


Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552497)
Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Yeah but nobody cares about him :rolleyes

Not that anyone cares about you either, but they care more :eek

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 07:49 PM

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2008 07:50 PM

I think emos are just dumb, yeah it's a stereotype. I just imagine them on their deathbed, looking back.
"God, I was so gay, I didn't even follow through on my suicide attempts... What the hell was I thinking? Those jeans were made for girls!"

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 07:51 PM

Oh shit that's such a gay post.

Good thing I have an edit button so I can pretend I never wrote it :lol

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552503)
I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

I'm booking my plane ticket now. I want that hug. I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE IF NEEDS BE!

Guitar Woman Apr 30th, 2008 01:10 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/wo...html?ref=world

:gannon

T-Rex Apr 30th, 2008 08:46 AM

Ling ling shuffles shuffles off off this this mortal mortal coil coil :-(

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...cle=1&catnum=0

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 552582)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552574)
I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!

what kind of medication...and why?

what did you have for breakfast?

Are you fucking kidding me. Ugh

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552492)
I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7



WINONA RYDER GIVES ME A BONER >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:01 AM

A
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Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:02 AM

BONER

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:04 AM

[img - boner.jpg]

T-Rex Apr 30th, 2008 11:16 AM

I had this discussion with my friends.

Winona Ryder vs Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman all the time son.



"I see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!"

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:23 AM

OK well since I'm a dork that finds intelligence just about the most attractive thing about a girl I'd probably pick Natalie Portman too >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:26 AM

Not that I'd pick a buck-toothed Princeton graduate horse face over Winona Ryder but you know what I mean >:

Guitar Woman Apr 30th, 2008 01:08 PM

Winona Ryder is pretty!

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 02:57 PM

Oh shit don't agree with me when it comes to taste in women :(

The girl I want to do a sex with has the same hair but hopefully not the same kleptomania :x

:ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA#7>:

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 04:06 PM

Boy hair?

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 04:09 PM

Yeah I guess jerk >: Well it depends to an extent :(

The only difference between me and GW in this case though is that if Winona Ryder had a penis GW would still go for it.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 04:15 PM

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 04:16 PM

Also the person in question should obviously be female at first glance without even a hint of doubt or else no sale. >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552645)
Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Probably I mean you saw how Cosmo jumped to the opportunity to start making gay ass small talk.

Grislygus Apr 30th, 2008 04:17 PM

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 552649)
Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x



You would bone this? :x


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