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Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:40 PM

Yeah, you'll need to try harder to be awful if you think your image/lyrics are not ok. Ask T-Rex, he manages it with just about everything he does. Also see Jediscum, Kybo Ren, ZBF & Kelly Chaos.
Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 556776)
You guys are all jerks. You keep being jerks and I'll do more lyrics w/pics


Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:41 PM


Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 556779)
The coward part is still correct though >:

I don't think you're playing this up enough on your own. Come on, tell us how many times you saw her today & cacked your shorts.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 556778)
Man I was just all peeved yesterday because a lot of the threads I had to catch up on had were boring don't be draggin' my name through the mud like that :x

Oh... weeEEELL, YEAH! YOU HAD ME FOOLED! HAHA! I WAS REALLY BELIEVING THAT YOU DIDN'T FIND FUNNY IN PEOPLE PICKING ON SPELLING ERRORS AND MENTIONING THE NAZIS AND POSTING BAD MSPAINT CREATIONS AND AND... AND THE OTHER STUFF THAT I WAS ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY THAT WAS HILARIOUS

COMPLETELY OPPOSED TO JEDISCUM, KYBO REN AND T-REX DOING THE EXACT SAME THING BUT DOING IT WRONG, OH SO WRONG AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL


:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

Grislygus May 20th, 2008 12:55 PM

Good, you're back. Redneck story time.



Of course, this is just a "best of" reel, but it gives a general idea of why I'm glad the faggot ended up running away, crying

Grislygus May 20th, 2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556783)
BAD MSPAINT CREATIONS

:(

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:56 PM

DOMO ARMY CRUSH!

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 556785)
:(

Not you Gus, you have underlying talent and creativeness. ;)

I'm talking about things like this:

Emu May 20th, 2008 01:00 PM

More stories.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 556784)
Redneck story time.

Was this the guy that lied about being from the south?

Or the one that never documents himself sliding across the hood of his car to show the internet?

Esuohlim May 20th, 2008 01:11 PM

I'D LOVE TO ARGUE WITH YOU PUB BUT I HAVE A CARTOONS I'D LIKE TO F*** THREAD TO CATCH UP ON.

THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BEST PEOPLE POST >:

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 01:15 PM

:wah @ that thread

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 556716)
10000 bc

i liked how cave jesus totally killed that goa'uld with a spear (spoilers whoops)

:lol Nothing in that movie could be as great as that.

Stop making me want to watch bad movies. >:

Grislygus May 20th, 2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556789)
Was this the guy that lied about being from the south?

Or the one that never documents himself sliding across the hood of his car to show the internet?

Nope, not the same guy. We seem to get a whole menagerie of idiots running through.

And you'll get the video once I can figure out how to stop being an unwieldy, clumsy motherfucker


Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 556796)
And you'll get the video once I can figure out how to stop being an unwieldy, clumsy motherfucker

Be sure not to wear jeans with those metal stud things on the ass. :eek

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2008 05:00 PM

This is bogus, I've lost 300GB of TV shows due to a shitty hard drive. They were all really nicely arranged and consistently named too. >:

JediScum May 20th, 2008 06:23 PM

I know Milhoser is tired of hearing this, but...

I TALKED TO A GIRL THAT I LIKED TODAY, AND FOUND OUT SHE'S TOO GODDAMN YOUNG!! TALK TO THE LADY, AND SLAP PUSSILIA OFF THAT DAMN PEDERAST, I MEAN PEDESTAL.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 11:05 PM

Any other oblivious people around here to which I can play stupid?

You know, victims that I caper about and make barking noises while they protest that I am varying degrees of stupid?

I already have one onlooker that knows I am capable of being reasonable, so that role is sorta filled, but if you want to do that instead it is ok.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 11:06 PM

edit: first 'stupid' to 'the fool'

Dang it.

Esuohlim May 20th, 2008 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556992)
I called you a coward at one point.

Man I wish saying things like this was grounds for a ban because I would prove you so wrong.

But it isn't.

Not that I'd ban you for it anyway probably :( :( :( :(

liquidstatik May 21st, 2008 02:00 AM

SPONGEBOB ON YO SHIRT LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

T-Rex May 21st, 2008 05:38 AM

Pub, you betta back da fuk up up or get smacked da fuk up. My fo fo make sho all you babies don't grow no mo.


HickMan May 21st, 2008 11:43 AM


Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole check,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin' to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It�s been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone

Grislygus May 21st, 2008 12:20 PM

MORE RAPS WITH PRETTY PRETTY PICTURES

Grislygus May 21st, 2008 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 557038)
I don't care how bad it's inevitably going to be, that movie was geared specifically towards my hardcore horror/western/wesley snipes fan demographic, of which there are few enough members, dammit

They had him in dreadlocks, cowboy Wesley Snipes in dreadlocks shooting undead tortured criminals back for revenge, and now it's all fucked to hell. FUCK YOU, Internal Revenue Service >:


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