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Tadao Aug 31st, 2008 04:41 PM

and by I wont exclude anybody who is hot he means boys too :x

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 (Post 576667)
Labor Day is a joke. I don't get off, or get holiday pay. It's like a slap in the face from our corporate masters.

Take it up with your union rep. :rolleyes
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576670)
I bet Wobzire has today off.

I bet he does, but he went into work anyway. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 576680)
Is this Zeldasbiggestfan?

For such a new member of the forum comment, a storm of Bapery on you, Sir. :posh

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DUDE, SERIOUSLY? :eek[/html]

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 576692)
no its a vet

No Kidding. :notavet

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576697)
What is Labour Day? Sounds gay.

The tyrant lord Thatcher hated Labour Day & cancelled it while you & I were bab-ies.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2008 08:30 PM

I never know when Memorial Day is.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576703)
How far away from dog shit would a 1 coin (or equivalent US currency) need to be for you to pick it up?

I'd say... 4-5 inches minimum. Two feet if I'm walking past a traffic jam. Four feet if I'm walking past a bus.

These really are the questions that can keep a man up at night.

I'm picking that outta the dogshit, spending it, and then thinking of washing my hands.

I doubt I would put it in my pocket though.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 09:23 PM

What if there were a traffic jam which meant in excess of 3/4 people may see you do it?

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:26 PM

I'd wave.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 09:29 PM

What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:31 PM

I hate to admit it, but whenever I'm in a corner shop and it's time to take my change I can't stop myself from staring at the Paki's hands and thinking that there is no way to know how clean they are.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 09:32 PM

You could smell them.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576715)
What if it was a 2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

I'm willing to eat human shit. That is way less of a gross out than dog or cat crap.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576718)
You could smell them.

Dude, Pakis always smell of shit & spices. :(

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576720)
I'm willing to eat human shit.

Lies. I don't remember you commenting on my thread about eating shit.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:39 PM

There is a scale. On how ill/fat a person is against how much the wager is for before I'm willing to lick a finger that has been dipped into their crap. I haven't bitten into a turd, so I don't know about texture. as for the taste. It really varies & mostly is just like it smells. I have been surprised by blandity.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 09:49 PM

Pub Lover, I'm not convinced you even talk to real life people - let alone host fat, ill, gay scat conventions in which wagers are placed on the eating of shit.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:02 PM

Rightly so. But wouldn't it be cool if I did? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576726)
Possibly NSFW but quite captivating!

Spoilers!

I really want to make that my avatar.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:08 PM

Remote file is too large. :tear

DevilWearsPrada Aug 31st, 2008 10:41 PM

:hypno that gif is too mesmerizing to look away from

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