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DevilWearsPrada Sep 20th, 2008 03:25 PM



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Jeanette X Sep 20th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580508)
Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

Don't confuse not being able to get something with being afraid of it. :\

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2008 11:40 PM


RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 10:16 AM

I got meself a television, hurrah :posh

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2008 01:18 PM

Mark Hoekstra died.

http://geektechnique.org/

He's one of the few people I've ever looked up to. He was right where he wanted to be in life and did what was right to him. Goddamn it.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 02:02 PM

Oh man, he was murdered by the CIA. :geggy

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 03:44 PM

Heading out to West LA today, anyone need me to pick up some extra gay for them?

MarioRPG Sep 21st, 2008 03:48 PM

2 scoops please.

RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 04:28 PM

I'll keep the leftovers

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 04:30 PM

I'll try to bring back a bucket of gay then.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 04:38 PM

Is it possible to suddenly become allergic to apples :(

RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2008 04:49 PM

Most likely :science

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 04:59 PM

Man, you ever want to blow a bunch of little kids' minds, run out to the ice cream truck with them!

But "Pap Paw" of "Pap Paw's Treats" was a tad creepy for my taste, I don't think I'll be giving him my business again.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 580731)
Most likely :science

I guess it's better than celiac disease :lol

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 05:00 PM

I became allergic to most fruits. I think it was from lack of eating them.

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 05:04 PM

But I love apples :( :( :(

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:07 PM

Try washing them, they may have pesticides on them, but don't go organic, it's a way for hippies to use their mindcontrol drugs on you. :eek

Tadao Sep 21st, 2008 05:08 PM

Yeah, well, I can't eat mango, avocado, cherry, kiwi, etc without a serious irritation to my throat and a headache. :( :( :(

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 05:10 PM

Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I'm allergic to a ton of stupid shit and it sucks. It is possible to develop a sudden allergy. I shazamed my way into a honey allergy that way one day.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:11 PM

What about condoms in those flavours, you're still ok with them, right? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 05:12 PM

haha @me & Kitsa going for the same joke. :lol

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 06:18 PM

Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2008 06:27 PM

Yeah, isn't Tadao only half a man?

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2008 06:31 PM

Sure he has been fixed, but that doesn't make his massive dong any smaller.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 580753)
Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

Honey, I don't care what he gets up to with you, but when I'm with him, he always sheaths his piece.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2008 06:41 PM

He gets up to nothing with me, I can assure you of that.


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