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Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:15 PM


Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:24 PM

I forget what honey tastes like :(

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 04:28 PM

If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache . :x

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2008 04:29 PM

My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:32 PM

If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock :(

"It tastes like burning!"

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 581024)
My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

You're about to have (or by now have had) a seizure and/or you're schizo.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2008 04:59 PM

I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2008 07:00 PM


Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:06 PM

I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles. :(

I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties. :(

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2008 07:10 PM

If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?

I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:15 PM

I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.

Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:26 PM

Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 07:26 PM

I would only marry for love.

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 07:29 PM

I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property. :(

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581072)
I would only marry for love.

The love of conservatory living? You could put a wicker sofa and a plant in there.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 08:24 PM

I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 10:22 PM


DevilWearsPrada Sep 22nd, 2008 10:30 PM

Dear god, they're like little bearfoxraccoons

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:33 PM

Red Pandas. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:34 PM

Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal :eek

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 10:35 PM

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

Pub Lover Sep 22nd, 2008 10:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii! :eek

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 10:38 PM

They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.

Sam Sep 22nd, 2008 10:41 PM

I'm gettin some dome, ya'll.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 11:01 PM

otherwise known as "brain".


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