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Kitsa Sep 24th, 2008 07:06 PM

:pagebrakWeird, I've never heard that.

Agh shit shit page brak uh

Crash Dummie Sep 24th, 2008 11:27 PM

Canadians are the squareheads, and French Canadians the frogs. I think it's because the english saw the french eating frog legs.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 01:03 AM

Testing new signature

Zomboid Sep 25th, 2008 01:43 AM

Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2008 01:48 AM

Cats eat some weird shit, yeah.

My cat refused to eat any kibble for like a week after I got her; I finally was able to feed her some pasta and potato chips.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 01:51 AM

I still want an update on fattycatty :(

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 08:26 AM

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT!
MAURY DOESN'T START TIL 11!

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 08:47 AM

I'm waking up and baking :x

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 08:52 AM

I can't believe that i sleep so many hours, i usually only sleep 4 hours like my hero Tom Cruise.

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 08:57 AM

Yay!!
How long did you sleep?

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 09:09 AM

like 8 hours or so, Tom Cruise is not really my hero :\ i only read in an interview that he only sleep 4 hours back in The Last Samurai (best movie evar) days.

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 09:13 AM

sometimes i take a nap from 2 pm to 5 pm :wank

:x

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 09:14 AM

8 hours sounds nice.
Tom Cruise sleeps 4 hours a day because he's afraid of Xenu!

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 09:16 AM

I was sick yesterday and I slept the whole day. It was so goddamn awesome.

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 09:28 AM

I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 09:31 AM

You shouldn't judge! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!!

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 09:58 AM

God, I love Maury.
Paternity tests and out of control underage whores.
Surpasses Springer in the simplest ways.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 581747)
I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

WHA' EVA! WHA' EVA! I DON' CARE!!

Agreed, maury kicks ass

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 10:04 AM

I also love it when some women take Maury's paternity test like 19 times

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 10:19 AM

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2008 10:26 AM

I've been called a frog more than once, I've just never heard of a squarehead.

MetalMilitia Sep 25th, 2008 10:35 AM

Has anyone ever called you a "cheese eating surrender monkey" or accused you of "chomping on onions"?

Crash Dummie Sep 25th, 2008 10:39 AM

Those ones are for the actual French from France XD. For me, frog or poodle will do nicely.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:42 AM

I think you guys have to work harder getting Squarehead to catch on. I have honestly never heard that. It's nice to finally have a slur of my own I have to admit.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 581761)
YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.

Serious win :lol


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