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WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 11:16 PM

Yup, that's the military way. You marry a Japanese or Korean broad with the promise that she'll be able to work at the "Big PX in the Sky". I was really surprised to see so many asians working on base when I came here to Florida, though.

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 11:19 PM

I GUESS THE MILITARY IS ALL ABOUT GETTIN SOME SUCKY SUCKY

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 11:24 PM

For some saps, yes.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2008 11:50 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm

I wish this had happened on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Aaarg Sep 26th, 2008 11:53 PM

She'd like to know God
Love God
Feel, feel, feel her God
Inside of her
Deep inside of her
INSIDE OF HER!
DEEP INSIDE OF HER!

Guitar Woman Sep 27th, 2008 12:45 AM

I WILL BIRTH GOD

OM NOM NOM

WhiteRat Sep 27th, 2008 12:52 AM

For the sake of humanity I hope you abort that shit.

Sam Sep 27th, 2008 01:01 AM

I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY XBOX 360 WITH ME ;_;

Zomboid Sep 27th, 2008 01:58 AM

HAW, NOT LIKELY BRAW! NIGHT OF THE LEPUS IS ABOUT TO BE ON TCM.

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582136)
I bet Billy Bob got sick of all the death threats from CIG.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582168)
I only sent him roadkill once goddammit!

Since when does Billy Bob Thornton not want road kill?

MarioRPG Sep 27th, 2008 09:26 AM

It's Wilford Brimley's Birthday!!!!!!!!! I think he's 600 now.

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2008 09:32 AM

Nah, he's only 518. :(

Otto Sep 27th, 2008 09:34 AM

He's oatmeal years old.

RaNkeri Sep 27th, 2008 11:30 AM

R.I.P Paul Newman :(

Otto Sep 27th, 2008 01:12 PM

His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2008 03:03 PM

Fuck you for fucking up my deathpool, you old bastard.

Chojin Sep 27th, 2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 582414)
His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.

this made me lol :<

Kitsa Sep 27th, 2008 07:00 PM

His ginger-o's weren't as good as Trader Joe's, but Trader Joe's stopped selling theirs so fuck them. I elevate his ginger cookies to awesome.

Slap Shot :(

Dixie Sep 27th, 2008 07:18 PM

We had an old man shit himself in the store today.
Way lame.
We had to open all the doors to let the foulness out.
I hope no one thought he ate our food, we might lose business.

Aaarg Sep 27th, 2008 07:45 PM

I worked at a commercial cave over the summer and somebody shit in the cave one day.

Also somebody had taken a shit on one of the aisles in the grocery store a few years ago. We invented a title for the kid who had to clean it up, Fecal Clean-up Manager (FCM!). We would get on the intercom and say "FCM needed on aisle thirteen, please. FCM to aisle thirteen."

Stupid.

Dixie Sep 27th, 2008 09:42 PM

That sounds exciting.
I was hoping I'd no longer have to deal with doodoo after I stopped working with children.

Otto Sep 27th, 2008 09:54 PM

When I worked in a restaurant during the summer, somebody wrote "hello" on the bathroom wall in their own shit.

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 582554)
Protip: people don't like freaky looking asian meth-heads.

No way! I really like them. :(

Otto Sep 28th, 2008 12:15 AM

Most people like them, until they get too big and become dangerous and then you have to flush them down the toilet.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 28th, 2008 12:28 AM

And that's where urban legends are born


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