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pac-man Sep 28th, 2008 11:34 PM

That twist was Shyamalanian.

Sam Sep 28th, 2008 11:35 PM

I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS SO DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR BREATH.

Dixie Sep 28th, 2008 11:49 PM

One of my kittens tried to nurse on my armpit stubble the other day.
A subtle reminder to shave.

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 01:43 AM

Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:43 AM

as long as it don't try to nurse on your upper lip

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:44 AM

and by upper lip, I mean your assho*e

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:47 AM

srry but thas all the hairy assho*e jokes I got :(

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 01:48 AM

Tadao's gone for the weekend on a meth binge.
He'll be back soon.

No worries on the kittens licking my asshole, they've still got claws.

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:52 AM

meth is sooooooo 1997 :rolleyes

The Dukes of Hazzard did meth back in the day

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:56 AM

oh going back to asshol*s man I ran across a hairy one the other day and i didn't know what to do so i just pretended that i didn't notice she had one :sick

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 01:57 AM

One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:57 AM

she was all

:SICKBURN

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 01:57 AM

isn't that stuff bad for your skin?

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 02:00 AM

Yeah, people with sensitive skin can't use it.
But she's tough when you get a bottle of tequila in her, and pretty entertaining too.

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 02:03 AM

tequila no es bueno mi amiga

i have an ex who use to get her stuff waxed. Paid like $50 bucks for it.

what a job to have.

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 02:04 AM

Dude, imagine the horrors they have to witness.
it's not all cute hot chicks that get their pubes ripped out.

MattJack Sep 29th, 2008 02:09 AM

oh i know.

I think it must be horrible.

Just like being a gynaecologist :barf

What's the term for a dick doctor? Is there even a dick doctor?

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 02:11 AM

Prostitute.

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582822)
One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.


I would so pay to see that.

Dixie Sep 29th, 2008 02:25 AM

The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2008 02:47 AM

Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582834)
The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.

SEXY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 582837)
Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.

SEXY

Sam Sep 29th, 2008 10:43 AM

Oh god. :x

MetalMilitia Sep 29th, 2008 11:51 AM

Americans are the worst. In my continuing mission to seek out a huge beanbag chair I called the UK Sumo phone number to ask if I could get the SumSac in the UK (as the Omni is the only product listed on the UK site).
I got through to some American dude and I asked "Is it possible to get the SumoSac through the UK website as the Omni is the only product listed?". After some confusion about what I wanted he went off to find out. Couple of minutes later he told me yes - I could order it through the website. Naturally my next question was "Okay, but it's not listed so how can I do that?". Again there was some confusion and so I asked if I could order it over the phone. Again I was told "yes" at which point I thanked him for his help and hung up. Now call me a cynic but I don't believe for a moment he was giving me an informed opinion on anything - which is weird considering they only basically sell two products.

RaNkeri Sep 29th, 2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 582692)
Surely checking what type of hole your wall contains would've been easier than phoning people?

Unfortunately you can't tell cable plug apart from antenna plug, they look exactly the same :/


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