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yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

I'm a halfbreed... my dad's flilipino (asian beaner) and my mom's mexican

Dixie Oct 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

They don't get taller than 5'4" either.

Dixie Oct 1st, 2008 03:58 PM

If you start quoting Carlos Mencia I swear to god I'll bribe one of the mods to ban you.

yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 03:59 PM

actually, there are some pretty tall people in my family... the whole only 5'4" thing is a myth

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 03:59 PM

Our maid in Hong Kong was filipino. Everytime she talked I wanted to jam knitting needles in my ears

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

Oh wait, ALL the maids in hong kong were filipino

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:01 PM

Look at his fat prom date, did you rent a flatbed to drive you guys to the prom?




Schimid Oct 1st, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yukinimura-chan (Post 583527)
I am about 5'9"...

Oh God, have you checked your BMI lately? I think Tadao's onto something, that weight simply can't be healthy for a boy your age.

Go call a doctor and schedule an appointment. Now. Tell them it's urgent. I'm serious, stop what you're doing and get help. If you can't hit the buttons, use a pencil or something. Given the assuredly hamhock-ian girth of your fingers, a novelty size rotary phone might be best for you.

yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 04:02 PM

she's a friend of mine, I didn't even go to prom... btw the girl next to her in the fourth pic is my girlfriend.

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 04:02 PM

Oh god the fish lips

Dixie Oct 1st, 2008 04:03 PM

Hahah we were just kidding!
We don't think you have a girlfriend.

yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 04:03 PM

my bmi is within average you dolt, I know how to calculate that... I kinda have to

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:03 PM

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rrent=Rika.gif

RaNkeri Oct 1st, 2008 04:04 PM

His BMI is 19,5. You're normal weight if your BMI is 18,5-24,9

Dixie Oct 1st, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583544)
No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rrent=Rika.gif

Complete with absurd sex midgets. Or are those illegitimate children from a previous relationship?

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:04 PM

You are 1 sick fucker dood.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...urrent=Kai.gif

yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583544)
No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rrent=Rika.gif

wow, that's the most original you could come up with? Raiding my photobucket doesn't get you much cred man...

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:05 PM

Just look at all this sad shit.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 04:07 PM

I could see him buying those creepy child-sized japanese dolls, whatever the fuck they're called. His little rika-chan will always understand him

yukinimura-chan Oct 1st, 2008 04:08 PM

like you don't have a hobby... I draw those for girls I know

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:08 PM

Well yeah, look at what he singed up for.

http://cosmosrpg.proboards82.com/ind...karekanoaddict

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:09 PM

Don't worry, we Japanese will always be there to supply you with imaginary girlfriends.

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 04:09 PM

Dear Yuki-whatsis, Sephiroth will never manifest in your bedroom late one night and take you away to forever be a one-winged misunderstood hero with a large-breasted girlfriend. I'm sorry.

Asila Oct 1st, 2008 04:10 PM

Oh Tadao, are you like the Japanese wish fairy of I-mock now?

Tadao Oct 1st, 2008 04:11 PM

Titled :
another reason to stay home


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...=ccs_6_800.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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