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MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 12:10 PM

So this guy is totally slamming his girl.

They are going at it hxc.

He decides he's going to put it in her b*tt.

When he does she turns her head back and says, "HEY! Don't you think that's a little presumptuous?"

He replies, "Don't you think presumptuous is a big word for an eight year old?"

:(

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 12:22 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 12:22 PM

only cause there isn't a :slightchuckle

MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 12:36 PM

hey man, that's the best I can do today

sometimes you gotta use a pedophile joke

Grislygus Oct 17th, 2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi (Post 588202)
To everyone in the board, seeing as I don't quite know anyone here. As for the lyrics nothing personal, I just think the song's kickass:

Megadeth - Sweating Bullets
Hello, me, meet the real me
And my misfit's way of life
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession
Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back is still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet
I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet
Sweating bullets

Hello, me, it's me again
You can subdue, but never tame me
It gives me a migraine headache
Thinking down to your level
Yeah, just keep on thinking it's my fault
And stay an inch or two outta kicking distance
Mankind has got to know
Its limitations

Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on my hands and I don't know where I've been
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet
I'm sharpening the axe and my palms are getting wet
Sweating bullets

(Sweating...
Sweating...
Sweating... Sweating... Sweating... Sweating...)
Well, me, it's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia
Someday you, too, will know my pain
And smile its blacktooth grin
If the war inside my head
Won't take a day off, I'll be dead
My icy fingers claw your back
Here I come again!

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin
Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on my hands and I don't know where I've been
Once you committed me
Now you've acquitted me
Claiming validity
For your stupidity
I'm chomping at the bit
I'm sharpening the axe
Here I come again
Oh, whoooooa!!!
Sweating bullets

fag :lol

MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 12:39 PM

Megadeth - Sweating Meticallica's Jock

Grislygus Oct 17th, 2008 12:43 PM

My universal dedication was better anyway >:



Cause it's completely true :lol

Dixie Oct 17th, 2008 01:32 PM

I think Kusagi likes the Sweating Bullets video better.
He likes to think of the multiple Mustaines gangbanging him.

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 588372)
I sure wish I didn't start my lab report 13 hours before it was due :( :( :(

I'm up to 29 pages >:

That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

I left a research assignment that was due today until the last minute last night and did a half-assed job...but hey, it's done! Then I didn't study for today's mid-term :(

Edit: Sweating bullets is the best example of why mustaine is a terrible fucking singer and should keep his mouth shut.

MarioRPG Oct 17th, 2008 03:56 PM

MattJack, pedo jokes are ALWAYS appropriate.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 03:58 PM

I'm offended

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 03:59 PM

Offended by the lack of a pic to go with that post

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 04:12 PM


Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 04:12 PM

dude :x

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 04:30 PM

:lol

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 04:36 PM

LS make me feel disgusting

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 04:50 PM

Here is proof that the drawing of Obama on a food stamp is not racist!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/pol...ewsletter.kcal

RaNkeri Oct 17th, 2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 588490)



Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 05:06 PM

I seriously can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 05:07 PM

It should be your new avatar then.

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 05:12 PM

I'm not THAT ugly :(

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 05:20 PM

Yesterday, I had the passing thought... If Scooby-Doo died and then, out of severe emotional trauma, Shaggy ate Scooby's dead body and became a Sith Lord, what would he look like?

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2008 05:21 PM

:)

EDIT: THAT WAS FOR GW NOT FOR YOU. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE PRETTY HIDEOUS TOO.

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2008 05:24 PM

Everyone, guess what?

Guitar Woman's real name is Mitch Bishop. :lol what a fag.

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 588508)
I seriously can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.

i don't get boners to boys


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