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Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 02:54 PM

:pagebrak

Now I find that hard to believe

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 02:56 PM

Seriously, I had a super lame boyfriend in high school. He wasn't interested in sex at all. He thought it would ruin our relationship.
:(

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 02:57 PM

I would totally grab a few drinks with Gus :(

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 02:57 PM

GREASILYGOOOOSED

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 02:59 PM

Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:01 PM

That was to CiG, not Sasm, Sam's just for the ladies

Wait, my bad, shrubfest, Sam's just for shrubfest
Sorry man, gotta watch your cover

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 03:01 PM

No Gus, he's just abstinence

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594889)
I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

Hah, I haven't broken the 13 year goal. yet :(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:02 PM

Most people like to grab drinks with me because I love paying tabs for friends, not necessarily because I'm entertaining company :( >: :(:(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:03 PM

And abstinece people ARE closet cases

Or just ugly and/or stupid

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:03 PM

Yeah, he was pretty lame. I can't believe I wasted 5 years with him.
He ended up cheating on me with some girl that was 4'7" and looked pregnant.
BWAHHAHAHAH.
Sex DID ruin our relationship, the lack of it encouraged me to be a cheating slut.
He was a terrible lay anyways.

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594925)
Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:06 PM

GRISLYGUS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO GO TO THE BAR.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:08 PM

I'M STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELLHOLE WITH NO WAY OUT

DON'T TRY TO RESCUE ME, JUST SAVE YOURSELF

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 594934)
Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

I had smaller boobies and no tattoos yet.
Thems was my modeling days.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:09 PM

I AM ALSO STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELL HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT. :(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:09 PM

With a schoolgirl outfit? :love

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:10 PM

DAMMIT SAM I'M TRYING TO PERV HERE

Wait, which hellhole are you stuck in?

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:10 PM

I would totally pay to see Sam in a schoolgirl uniform.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:10 PM

WE CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

MAKE TWO TEAMS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP GOING WHEN THE GUARDS FIND OUT

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 03:11 PM

I'm gonna spend my exchange year in the US, just to hang out with Gus and Sma in the bar :x

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:12 PM

VITTU!

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:12 PM

It'll be lively, the bars around here are cheap and infested with meth-wielding, cracked out rednecks

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:13 PM

AND DER CHUNKY BABBIE MOMMAS

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:14 PM

SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THAT INSTANT I AM OVERWHELMED

GRISLYGUS: I AM STUCK IN WILLITS, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND BACKWATER YOUR HELLHOLE IS, I ASSURE YOU I HAVE YOU BEAT

CiG: ;)

RANKERI: FINLAND


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