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RaNkeri Nov 25th, 2008 04:41 PM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Nov 25th, 2008 04:42 PM

G'NIGHT, BITCHES :rolleyes

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597249)
I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Thanks for the special pics Shrub ;)

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 05:01 PM

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me :(

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 05:04 PM

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 05:11 PM

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

Asila Nov 25th, 2008 05:20 PM

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 05:58 PM

ROLL WITH IT

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 09:11 PM

I LIKE CATS

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 09:14 PM

Show us yer cat, MM! :eek

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 09:17 PM

I don't have one anymore :eek

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 09:18 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 09:56 PM

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 10:22 PM

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597004)
I understand your disappointment to a degree. I remember feeling similarly when they gave Mario that water jetpack in Super Mario Sunshine. And while it changed things up, it didn't shake the foundations of the franchise, and the game was still quite good.

Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)
i have some weed right now :( it's dense and awesome looking.

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597174)
I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood


Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling. :x

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.>:

Oh god, I'm so fat. :(

pac-man Nov 25th, 2008 10:25 PM

Pub, you a crazy ******.

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2008 10:28 PM

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

kahljorn Nov 25th, 2008 10:36 PM

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

you prepare weed by smoking it :(

what does your weed look like?

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 10:41 PM

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub. :(

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597376)
Pub, you a crazy ******.

This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 597381)
It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)
you prepare weed by smoking it :(

That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)
what does your weed look like?

I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597390)
Be careful, Pub. :(

That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 597400)
I watch way too much late night TV

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling. :yum

DevilWearsPrada Nov 25th, 2008 11:20 PM

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 12:12 AM

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

Asila Nov 26th, 2008 06:53 AM

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 11:33 AM

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 11:58 AM

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys :eek


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