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Neen Nov 30th, 2008 12:27 AM


Tadao Nov 30th, 2008 01:09 AM

Teen vampires in love glitter.

MattJack Nov 30th, 2008 01:33 AM

DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX

Fathom Zero Nov 30th, 2008 07:09 AM

The Vampire Effect is pretty much along those lines as well, plus Jackie Chan is an EMT.

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 11:40 AM


Kitsa Nov 30th, 2008 11:43 AM

omg that's excellent.

Dixie Nov 30th, 2008 01:28 PM

*golfclap*

Tadao Nov 30th, 2008 01:35 PM

Perfect Pub

RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2008 01:55 PM

:rolleyes

Zomboid Nov 30th, 2008 02:49 PM

SAM!!!! I fucked that girl.

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598332)
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 597954)
Me. Bad picture. They're all bad. :(


actually he looks about like I thought he would.

I too am not surprised.
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 598471)
I once weighed the seeds and stems I got, (along time ago we had those) and got a refund in weight.

You got your weed from Wal-Mart? :eek
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 598266)
Apparently they don't realize that making a huge hullabaloo about it will get both of them a ton of publicity. Kind of like that whole bruhaha over that Satanic Verses thing. Probably no one would have looked at 'em if the Ayatollah hadn't called for the Muslims to kill the author and publishers.

Awwww. Did you only just learn about Salmon Rustie in school, little girl?
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Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 598392)
Spaz will just take his place if you do that :(

Spazboy or Father Spaz? >:
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 598268)
Just like the tetnis shot (which, prior to my needing it, my parents told me tales of how they got it and couldn't lift their arm after).

Does the Tetris shot protect against Super Mario Measles as well? :eek
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 598184)
Dude, I'm not small in anything! :eek

PICS PLZKTHNX! :orgasm
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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 598287)
I've been awake for over 22 hours now. In those 22+ hours, I have worked a full shift, driven 4.5 hours one way and then 4.5 hours back, done laundry, and been broken up with.

Fuck today in the ass.



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Originally Posted by There's A Bat (Post 598158)
The only qualm I had with Watchmen (comic) was that it was way too word heavy for my taste.

Yeah! If I wanted words I would read a book! :x
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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 598519)
I LOVE DICK

<3
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Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 598525)

*HUGS*
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Originally Posted by toolz88 (Post 598428)
How cool is this movie ,I remember seeing this movie on HBO back in the eighties.But this movie I digress like you said has good scares great actors like Tom Atkins and awesome one liners definately deserves to be on DVD.

You digress? From what, Mister Tool? From what do you digress? As you seem barely to have set any point to have strayed or returned to. :(

I expected better from you, Sir.

wobzire Nov 30th, 2008 03:38 PM

Fuck yeah a hug!

Tadao Nov 30th, 2008 03:39 PM

It wasn't a boner hug though.

wobzire Nov 30th, 2008 03:47 PM

Well DUH boners don't have arms silly! How could they hug?

Kitsa Nov 30th, 2008 04:09 PM

That's why we women pooch our asses out when some random guy goes in for a hug- we don't want to deal with possible boners.

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 04:14 PM

Who didn't know that? >:


I :tear everytime I see it happen.

Please love the random cocks, Ladies. They need tenderness too.

RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2008 04:22 PM

Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

Asila Nov 30th, 2008 04:27 PM

Oh man I could go for a boner hug right now

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598567)
Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

I haven't done any hugs since small times. :(

You know, before boners were down there. ;)

I'm just thinking of other dudes not getting their boners hugged. :orgasm

I think about it alot, and it makes me sad. :(

All those lonely boners going to waste. :wank

Shrubfest Nov 30th, 2008 04:46 PM

It's sad to see you've lost all hope for yourself, but still have sympathy for others loss...

Sam Nov 30th, 2008 05:04 PM

I saw like 4 guys dressed up like Santa driving around today. :(

Kitsa Nov 30th, 2008 05:32 PM

I saw a guy at Menards (large hardware store) pushing a cartful of furnace filters around, wearing a santa hat.

Neen Nov 30th, 2008 05:42 PM

Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2008 05:54 PM

So that commercial where the tongue can't tell the difference between normal coke and coke zero is a fucking lie

RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2008 05:56 PM

One must be a tard if he can't tell a difference normal coke and zero :rolleyes


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