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RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2008 05:57 PM


Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 598590)
I like Skyy vodka with just a little ice. I don't keep my vodka in the freezer, there is never any room.

...what with the bodies and all

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 07:08 PM

I-Mockery Chat(BONER HUGS, WOOOO)

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161133)
boner hugs are the best kind of hugs to give :eek

-willie

<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

Asila Nov 30th, 2008 07:10 PM

MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

executioneer Nov 30th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 598596)
<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

not a lot but it's almost always great! the only time a boner hug is inadvisable is when the boner is for someone else besides who you're hugging :awkward

Tadao Nov 30th, 2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 598598)
MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

Hmm? what's that you say dear?

Asila Nov 30th, 2008 08:14 PM

You're late to the party

THE BONER PARTY

DevilWearsPrada Nov 30th, 2008 10:40 PM

The Sausage Fest

Neen Nov 30th, 2008 10:47 PM

More like Cocktoberfest.

Neen Nov 30th, 2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 598581)
Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that I'm a registered offender of the sexual variety. Court order.

Kitsa Nov 30th, 2008 11:46 PM

I already got the postcard.

BTW, I would just like to say that I watched 300 tonight and it was one of the dumbest pieces of shit I've ever seen.

And what was with all of the floppy little pancake-flap boobies?

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 12:17 AM


Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 12:27 AM

My cat just scared the shit out of everyone.

Midnight, dark, utterly silent, he steps on the vacuum "on" pedal. It's completely dark and silent in here and WHAM. Cat flew backwards with ears flat out and all his fur on end.

It's pretty startling to have a vacuum suddenly turned on behind you, at midnight, in utter darkness and silence, when you're not expecting it.

I forgot to unplug it so it's my fault, but the cats normally treat the vacuum like it's the antichrist so I didn't think they'd be climbing on it.

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 12:33 AM

Speaking of getting the shit scared out of you. Earlier today there was a big boom and the house shook. I guess the shuttle landed near by. I've had sonic booms before, but I don't remember them being this violent.

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 12:35 AM

I haven't heard a sonic boom since I was in elementary school. I think they might be illegal most places.

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 12:38 AM

It has ben a very long time yeah. I think only the government are allowed to fly that fast in our airspace, so maybe it's only illegal for the rest.

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 12:41 AM

I live right next to an air force base and I know Air Force One is constantly coming in and out of here, but no sonic booms. Not at their airshows or anything.

Other than John Glenn and some museum up in Wapakoneta that literally has not changed since the early 80s (went last year and the movie was still about the new Space Station they're gonna build! ), we're not much on shuttles around here.

That I know of. A lot of shit goes down on air force bases so who knows.

I'm going to bed.

kahljorn Dec 1st, 2008 01:20 AM

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!

didn't he have a kick attack too?

:(

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 01:36 AM

lol

DevilWearsPrada Dec 1st, 2008 10:26 AM


Dixie Dec 1st, 2008 10:27 AM

I just quit one of my jobs.
I think that's relief I'm experiencing.

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 10:43 AM

The head gasket in our car is leaking.

I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.

I want to put my head through a wall.

RaNkeri Dec 1st, 2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598729)
I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.

:conspiracy

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 10:56 AM

Trust me, no one wants any of this.


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