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Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 05:18 PM

Angela Lansbury, Alan Arkin, and Christopher Lee too, huh

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 05:23 PM

Oh, yeah.

I went to elementary school with this kid who honestly believed that she was a horse. Specifically, a lavender horse with a purple mane. She galloped around the playground and everything. I think she might have been a tad unbalanced.

Anyway, her big thing was to try and force people to reenact The Last Unicorn with her. She was the unicorn, of course.

Even way back then I thought people were stupid.

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 05:33 PM

Plot seems kinda dull

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2008 06:50 PM

This horrible day will not end.

I was making spaghetti for dinner. The noodles were cooked to perfection. I put the strainer atop the pot of noodles, as usual, and inverted it to drain them. The entire pot of spaghetti found its way out a 2-inch crevice on one side of the strainer and went straight down the garbage disposal.

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

After dinner, I'm going to bed.

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 07:21 PM

It's not a great plot, but it's amusing. Shmendrick and um... the lady with the wild hair, Molly, make it watchable. The love bits between the prince and Amalthea almost make it not. They're set to America.

Also it's very pretty.

Dixie Dec 1st, 2008 07:22 PM

:( bad day for you and me both darlin.
I HAD TO PASS UP SEX
I am so unhappy.

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 598833)
I AM ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

Nu uh.

Colonel Flagg Dec 1st, 2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598873)
We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

I've done this too - on the bright side, it's the kind of mistake you only make once.

I feel your pain, Kit. Have a whiskey on the rocks, on me. Tell 'em "Flagg's settin' me up". :(

JJ_Maniac Dec 1st, 2008 08:34 PM

Just to point sumfin out, if you pour salt on the suds, it'll make them go down.

MetalMilitia Dec 1st, 2008 08:36 PM

Don't listen to this guy - I tried that once and it exploded my kitchen into smithereens!

JJ_Maniac Dec 1st, 2008 08:38 PM

Blast! My nefarious scheme is ruined! CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 09:06 PM

i think i just sprained my ankle oh god ithurtsithurtsithurts

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 09:09 PM

Asila, honestly, do you need a boner hug? We could send someone




And by someone I mean Tadao, but you have to act surprised when he shows up at the door

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 09:10 PM

It might make me feel better :(

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 09:12 PM

You may have to share it with CiG and Kitsa though, get a hairpin ready

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 09:15 PM

we can take turns

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 09:17 PM

But who gets to hold his hair back when he pukes on your porch?

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 09:21 PM

That's what hair ties are for!

I'll bet Kitsa'll do it

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 09:38 PM

I wouldn't mind 3 seconds of sex and then watching you 3 fool around.

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 09:45 PM

Yah you pull that all together and let me know :rolleyes

;)

Tadao Dec 1st, 2008 09:48 PM

I'm pulling it now.

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 598960)
DEFINE "STROKE SHORTLY"

It's what you do when you wanna beat around the bush but you don't want your h*rdon to go soft :x

Dixie Dec 1st, 2008 11:28 PM

I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
:P

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 11:28 PM

So is that like a porno term? Should I add that to my list of porno terms right next to 'fluffer'?

Asila Dec 1st, 2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 598975)
I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
:P

HAWT


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