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Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 01:38 PM

Sup ladies?

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 01:49 PM

I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 01:51 PM

SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 01:55 PM

That's one down, 3 to go.

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 01:56 PM

Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 02:00 PM

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

Colonel Flagg Dec 8th, 2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600631)
I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

You sound like one of the "Gits":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 02:08 PM

Heh.

This has made me testy.

One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing.

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 03:34 PM

I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)
I feel really shitty.

*HUGS*
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)
I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

I HAVE A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS ALL OF POOR QUALITY, BUT I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600618)
Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600634)
I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE ;(

ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 04:28 PM

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2008 04:30 PM

I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 04:35 PM

BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600662)
fuck if i care what you guys say to me

AWWW... *NON-BONER HUGS*

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600661)
WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:

Whoops sorry it's hard keeping track of my internet persona :o

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 04:50 PM

WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 05:10 PM

If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email and let me know!

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 05:14 PM

Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 05:56 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Asila Dec 8th, 2008 07:17 PM

HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 08:02 PM

I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 08:20 PM

I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:

I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >:

THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >:

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 600697)
FATHOM ZERO

SAM SAM BOH BAM BANANA FANNAH FOH FAM FEE FIE FOH FAM... SAAAAAM

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 09:01 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600646)
[I would punch] All but one of my lechers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

I'd let you sleep as much as you want. ;)

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 09:09 PM

SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear


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