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WhiteRat Dec 16th, 2008 10:29 PM

If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 01:28 PM

Damn I'm dizzy today

wtf is it with this defective body

I want a refund

edit: here's another Serge Gainsbourg clip for Tadao....him burning a 500-franc note on TV to protest heavy taxation- he really got people riled up with that one. I think this was in 1984 but not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTjXQvwGh-0

(It was about 8.5-9 francs to the dollar back then, but to hardcore nationalists he might as well have burned the flag)

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 02:48 PM

Haha, what a trouble maker. From what I could gather I think he said it was illegal to destroy it. The thing that probably got people crazed was the vivid image of whoever was on the bill being burned, kinda like burning an effigy.

Btw, how much do you want for your body? :yum

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 02:50 PM

4 AM this morning I became an aunt for the umpteenth time.
At least this niece isn't a bastard child.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 02:55 PM

I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 03:02 PM

Well, it is illegal to burn the currency, or at least I think it was back then.

Your French must be pretty okay because he slurs a lot, lol.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 03:04 PM

NEWS ALERT! NEWS ALERT! WHITE POWDER SENT TO 15 US EMBASSIES IN EUROPE!!!!


OMG FLOUR OMG!11111!


http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...ref=rss_latest

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602481)
I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Don't feel bad. You and I both would be horrible parents, even if we didn't breed together, so it's better that we didn't fuck up some kid's brain and genes.
I prefer to ruin other adults lives than childrens'.

Guitar Woman Dec 17th, 2008 03:27 PM

FAST AND BULBOUS!

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE, FAST AND BULBOUS! ALSO A TINNED TEARDROP!

BULBOUS, ALSO TAPERED!

THAT'S RIGHT.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 03:28 PM

No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602488)
No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

You forgot your puppy!

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 03:45 PM

Yeah, I guess so. I didn't want a puppy, but I guess I have one now.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 03:51 PM

I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 04:06 PM

If I ever accidentally have one, I'll put you at the top of the list for ownership. How did the art show go btw?

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 04:10 PM

I meet with the head of the arts council on Friday, I think the gallery show will be next summer.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 04:11 PM

Cool, plenty of time to prepare.

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 602493)
I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

I would happily donate all my genetically defective eggs to you my dear.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 05:01 PM

I MADE MY SISTER IN LAW A CHARM BRACELET THAT SAYS CUNT

HEY EVERYBODY

OVER HERE OVER HERE OVER HERE


(thanks, Tadao and CIG, this message was unrelated and badly timed)

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

this message was unrelated and badly timed
That's disappointing.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 05:07 PM

idontgetit

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 05:15 PM

I had a thread and it disappearinated oh noes

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 05:16 PM

It was eaten.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 05:20 PM

I'm sure it was.

Big McLargehuge Dec 17th, 2008 09:09 PM

there is no longer a forum for me to put my bad poetry so i am gonna put it here >:

I'll kiss your face until you hate me,
and punch me in the throat.


Gasping for breath I'll rub,
my sweaty forehead on your lips.


Ours is saturated, fat with meaning,
even careful words, tend to offend.


The language, gone too wordy must be culled.
Our love, (my love) has been long lived, and gone to seed..

Asila Dec 17th, 2008 10:23 PM

GW I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR PRESENCE IS KIND OF CALMING, LIKE

FAMILIARITY OR SOMETHING


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