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Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 04:15 AM


Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 04:16 AM

I've got the best timing :sadclownface

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 04:18 AM

You could say that I took a bullet for my ****** Pac-Man.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 04:24 AM

Seriously, I'll murder you with my frustrated boner, Tadao.

It's whittled to a razor point.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 04:25 AM

Vodka hurts when it comes out your nose. >:

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 04:32 AM

Vodka coming out of my nose means I would have vodka to drink.

As it is I only have Whisky and Rum, and what am I meant to do with that shit?

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 09:41 AM

I feel a little bit better today but it still feels like my stomach is filled with cement :(

WhiteRat Jan 1st, 2009 11:30 AM

New Year's Eve was your standard get drunk and smoke a shit ton of cigarettes. Things were pretty tame until I found a mountain back with a bent rim and flat tire laying in the street. I rode that shit home for over a mile. I love my new bike.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:09 PM

Drunk bikes. :lol

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:16 PM

That's now tied for first in "things I wish I could have seen". Well, let's call it a close second. First is the show where Iggy Pop was so high he thought Elton John in a bear suit was a real bear coming after him.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:22 PM

Days of speed and slow time Mondays -
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday -
Watching the news and not eating your tea -
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls -

That's Entertainment.

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605308)
George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

i have seen his house, he lives by one of my old high school friends, trust me it's not the house of an a-list celebrity.

also, is pertbutted a compliment? i wouldn't call my ass pert >:

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:03 PM

actually maybe it is pert

Quote:

Originally Posted by dictionary.com
1. Trim and stylish in appearance; jaunty: a pert hat.
2. High-spirited; vivacious.
3. Impudently bold; saucy


Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, vivaciousbutted bigot. >:

>:

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, saucybutted bigot. >:

:eek

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Public Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, high-spiritedbutted bigot. >:

:(

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by more like public chub lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, jauntybutted bigot. >:

>:

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 03:12 PM

http://www.last.fm/music/DJ+Topcat/_/Hey+MIMS-83bpm+%28master%29

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 05:13 PM

I know my new avatar pic is old, but I looooovvvvveeeee this little bun bun.

WhiteRat Jan 1st, 2009 07:38 PM

What a lazy day. I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi for 5 hours now today, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 07:46 PM

Today has been so depressing, I've been very near to considering murder.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 07:57 PM

I ran out of energy again and napped most of the afternoon.

Only it was shitty napping because it was really cold and all the blankets were in the wash. I had to sleep under an inefficiently small throw :(

Woe is me.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 08:43 PM

What, you didn't get a snuggy?

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 09:52 PM

Nope, just a Tiddy Bear.

LOL, I actually like the Tiddy Bear, it (somewhat) does what it promises, only the back part that fastens over the seatbelt is hard and if that hits you on the chin it's annoying.

But the funniest part was that it came with a little ad tucked in the snapping part, and when I unfolded it, it was totally ghetto...xeroxed, and you could see where they'd whited out something on the bottom! WTG Tiddy Bear!

Shyandquietguy Jan 2nd, 2009 01:18 AM

I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!


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