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Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:39 PM





I was never much for MadTV in general. Most of the sketches went on way longer than they should have (not that SNL doesn't have the same problem).

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:39 PM

my throat is sore, but when I swallow I feel pain in my ears instead of feeling it in my throat.

And the voices in my head have become a bit more aggressive too

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:44 PM

Oh no, more death metal from Finland :rolleyes

I haven't watched SNL for like 8 years.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:49 PM

Pablo Francisco is coming to Finland again, but I'm pretty sure that the tickets will be over priced :/

He's good, but not 30+ € good

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:51 PM

What is that equal to? 5 clams and a rock?

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:52 PM

your ears and throat are all one, Rankeri.


ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmm..............

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606979)
What is that equal to? 5 clams and a rock?


Shut your mouth, last time I checked was date raping $



Bitchin'

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2009 05:58 PM

hahaha

You remind me of a Polish guy I once knew, and I try to imagine everything you say in that voice.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:00 PM

It's true, 30 can get you a genuine member of the Swedish Bikini team to put the wig back on and dance for you dressed in nothing but a small towel

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2009 06:02 PM

Ahhhh, la vida!

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:04 PM

I swear, using American dollars is the monetary equivalent of having a tiny dick right now, soon we're going to turn into Japan in both areas

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 606987)
It's true, 30 can get you a genuine member of the Swedish Bikini team to put the wig back on and dance for you dressed in nothing but a small towel

:lol

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:07 PM

I've been enjoying History channels doomsday week. Without America the world would starve. :rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 06:11 PM

I think the History Channel Doomsday week is a load of bullshit. I kind of lost respect for them a little bit, pandering to the mass-panic crap.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:14 PM

The world starves with America in the picture, too, let the poor-ass little African scumfucks get what's comin to em, we need to spoil our genetic debris with Big Macs and more Walmart shopping locations

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:15 PM

I'm a fan of 2012 though. But yeah they haven't really been the same since Discovery Channel came along.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 9th, 2009 06:16 PM

I'm in debt again but at least now I have a bed. I moved into my new place 18 months ago and couldn't fit the box spring through the upstairs hallway. Mattress on the floor with a crippy back is no good at all. Can't wait until tuesday.

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 06:16 PM

Let's not forget that the world ends for hundreds of thousands of people every single day.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:17 PM

I've known about all of those little history factoids for three years, and yet all of a sudden dullards twice my age are popping off about this shit all over the place, cause they watched one history channel bit

I had to read fucking books and befriend a mythology professor to load up on that useless information, issa fucking jip

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:29 PM

Shut it 10k, you have 3 ho's to keep you warm.

All this Obama stuff does give way to Revelations. I love it. I think 2012 will scare the shit out of most Americans. It's awesome how it's so close to Jesus's supposed birthday.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606992)
I've been enjoying History channels doomsday week. Without America the world would starve. :rolleyes


Reasonable, noting how in these wishy-washy recent wars you run in, stomp all over a developing nation and run out again declaring victory around the time the population have to start eating their own dead

:rolleyes

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:32 PM

And how we rape your women in order to provide you more food.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:35 PM

I'm not so much un-american as I am disappointed by the whole human race. I'm sure the human race feels the same about me.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 07:30 PM

NVM too traceable :eek

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 01:47 AM

at work today this cunt straight up told me to ring her gay turkey sandwich up as a ham sandwich. she was all, "isnt that sandwich five dollars" "is that a turkey sandwich" "yes" "ok it's six dollars" "you didn't tell me it was five dollars" ok well it's six dollars and she was all "But the sign says five dollar footlongs and you didn't say it wasn't five dollars" and I said "well the sign says which sandwiches are five dollars for a foot long" and she walked over to the sign and walked back and said, "Ring it up for a ham sandwich" and i was all, "What? but it was a turkey" "ring it up as a ham" "why you ordered a turkey" "just do it as a ham you didn't tell me about it aren't you supposed to please the customer" "no and i dont see what that has to do with you ordering a turkey sandwich and not a ham" "you should've told me it was five dollars!" "You should have read the sign appropriately" "who's your manager?" ....


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