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kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 04:19 PM

yea well i dont spit in food or anything so they don't have to worry about that ;/

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 04:20 PM

THEY JUST HAZ TO WORRY ABOUT MY BAD ATTITUDE

MattJack Jan 10th, 2009 04:33 PM

FU*K WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS RIGHT?

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 05:03 PM

And the customer is always ... AN ASSHOLE!

Sam Jan 10th, 2009 05:08 PM

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "YOU IGNORANT FUCKS YOU THOUGHT THIS SANDWICH WAS FIVE DOLLARS?"

Sam Jan 10th, 2009 05:09 PM

THEN THREW IT AT HER, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL FUCKING U-GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FILL IT WITH BANANA PEPPERS AND PICKLES."

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 05:12 PM

:lol
I almost said something like that but instead I said, "You should have read the sign appropriately." ;/

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 05:23 PM

Is it just me, or are all the troublesome customers women? :x

Aaarg Jan 10th, 2009 05:44 PM

Lots of men are asshole bastards also.

Speaking of signs, there's one man who complains every time that "the tag says so-and-so" on his single bottles of beer and I get so sick of hearing him say it every time I ring him up so now any time I see him I ask "what did the sign say" and manually enter the price instead of scanning the shit. Go away.

Kitsa Jan 10th, 2009 05:58 PM

The worst ones I ever encountered were the bitches getting their hair done next door and told the kids to play at my place till they were done.

Then I had to worry about babysitting their damn kids because I was alone and couldn't leave the store.

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 06:10 PM

Little kids can be annoying too. Last summer I caught 2 russian kids snatching peas while one was trying to distract me. I solved the situation by using the little russian I had learned from war movies and comics, yelling "Rukiveer, perkele!" and pointing at them. The kids pretty much shat their pants and ran away. Feeling victorious, I lolled hard for a moment, before noticing how there had been a finnish couple with a young kid observing the situation the whole time, and I felt bad for giving the kiddo a bad example.

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 07:11 PM

I'm surprised that I'm still allowed to create threads at all.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 10th, 2009 09:22 PM

:pagebrak



Debating wheter to go out tonight or stay in.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 607263)
Talk any more smack about Malcolm MacDowell and I'll break you, son.

We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time. :love

Aaarg Jan 11th, 2009 06:47 AM

i had a dream about you fucks. you all apparently lived in some house down the road from me, and i stopped by as i was walking to work barefoot. you were all very welcoming, and dirty. a bunch of you were playing skip-bo (it's one of those card games like uno) and eating applesauce. also, there was like 5 black people and tadao wasn't there because he was out delivering mail.

then some girl with big teeth gave me a ride to work.

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 607272)
We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time. :love


Include me in that group- I love Malcolm McDowell hardcore. Caligula is one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even watched that godawful star trek movie just to see him.

And Time after Time, amirite?

Aaarg Jan 11th, 2009 10:18 AM

IN GOOD COMPANY

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 01:42 PM

I'm the one with a job? In your dreams!

Sam Jan 11th, 2009 03:17 PM

TANK GIRL

Fathom Zero Jan 11th, 2009 03:26 PM

LORI PETTY :3

RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 03:55 PM

MAX ZANDER :rock

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2009 03:57 PM

ERNEST BORGNINE

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2009 04:01 PM

HIS SECRET TO LONGEVITY IS HE MASTURBATES A LOT

RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 04:07 PM

MAX ZANDER IST DER CLOWN

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2009 04:08 PM

man

If I had a dollar for every person who scrolls past my description of food art ingredients to ask me what it's made of

well

I'd be very rich indeed.


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