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RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 04:13 PM


Kitsa Jan 11th, 2009 04:15 PM

I just gave my dog a haircut and she looks like Barbra Streisand :(

RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 04:18 PM

MAX ZANDER IST...



DER CLOWN

>:

Fathom Zero Jan 11th, 2009 04:36 PM


RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 04:48 PM


Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 04:56 PM

Clowns suck

RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 05:01 PM

Max Zander doesn't >:

RaNkeri Jan 11th, 2009 05:20 PM

What's wrong bitch? Cat got your tounge?

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 05:32 PM

I miss my cats :( YOU DICK!

Never heard of Max Zander, so I'll have to take your word as value.

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 06:35 PM

Shower farts make an awesomely horrifying noise.

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 607361)
I'm gonna post all my thrift store electronics. I just need to finish this bottle of vodka first.

Perfect opportunity to post yer dick?

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 07:53 PM

You know who has a pic of that already? Not you! :P

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2009 07:54 PM

Somehow I don't see Tadao holding back from showing anyone his dick.

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 07:58 PM

Only because I know it drives Pub crazy to know someone has it, and he can't get it.

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2009 08:01 PM

Everyone here has seen my dick.


Sometimes I regret this?

Tadao Jan 11th, 2009 08:03 PM

I haven't :(

Battle Net Edition Jan 11th, 2009 09:46 PM

I haven't :o

Fathom Zero Jan 11th, 2009 09:57 PM

The vessel with the pestle holds the pellet of the poison and the chalice from the palace holds the brew which is true.

Battle Net Edition Jan 11th, 2009 10:36 PM

This is messing me up a bit: there's a lick in Night Lies that sounds just like the ringtone on my phone. Everytime it plays I freak out and turn to look at my phone. I don't know how to alleviate this.

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2009 02:10 PM

Last night i saw the most hilarious thing! This guy was kind of making fun of my brother-in-law at a party and i guess it had been going on before that and also he was sort of making fun of his girlfriend (in an off-handed not really intentionally MAYBE kind of way) and my brother in law told him to stop and he wouldn't

SO MY BROTHERINLAW HELD UP A PIECE OF NEWSPAPER IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND PUNCHED HIM THROUGH THE NEWSPAPER and then crumpled the newspaper all up in his face
LOL
I couldn't stop laughing. I feel bad for the other guy though kind of ;o

and my wife and i were just talking about how in old movies sometimes they would hold up their hats in front of people's faces and punch the bottoms of their hat out

MetalMilitia Jan 12th, 2009 02:45 PM

So wait - what was the point of the paper?

Sam Jan 12th, 2009 02:46 PM

SO HE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!

IT'S CALLED THE "SUCKER PUNCH" :rolleyes

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2009 02:48 PM

THE POINT OF THE PAPER WAS THAT WHAT SAM SAID AND ALSO THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS.

EVEN I DIDNT SUSPECT IT, I JUSAT THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHOW HIM T HE FUNNIES THEN BLAM FLYING NEWSPAPER PUNCH

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2009 02:55 PM

And god damn trying to find anything online about xbox problems and xbox news is ridiculous! i was trying to find some updates about nxe causing freezing and like everything i read is a bunch of people saying THERES NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL ITS ALL SONY FANBOYS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE XBOX.

and one idiot actually said, "according to my calculations only 4% of 23 million consoles are having problems with this update. That's not really a big deal" thats almost a million consoles! What the fuck is wrong with people on the internet!
that's like saying ONLY FOUR PERCENT OF THE WORLDS POPULATION DIED OVER NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STATISTICS. THATS NOT A BIG DEAL WHY NOT MAKE UP SOME MORE DUMB STATISTICS I MEAN FOUR IS SUCH A SMALL NUNMBER.
geez it's only 240 million people worst things have happened overnight before :rolleyes

Sam Jan 12th, 2009 03:01 PM

I'M GLAD MY XBOX ISN'T YOUR XBOX. :(


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