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Tadao Jan 12th, 2009 11:34 PM



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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 607594)
I ONLY GET THAT AD WHEN SOMEONE POSTS A PICTURE OF TADAO.

Keep it down, Rog will want the money for running my banner.

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 03:03 AM

I love this guys work.

http://joshuahoffine.com/

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 567696)
Edit: I retract my statement after reading Taddles' baby mama drama.

At first I was all WTF? And then I remembered the thread.

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 05:38 AM

Hey Poppy! I see you like bunnies too, so do I!

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 05:39 AM

:(

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 05:42 AM

https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.p...a0QyWGQzZUE9PQ

Adrian Belew - Inner Revolution

But you guys probably would hate it :(

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Grislygus Jan 13th, 2009 04:18 PM

Boring.

Better link.
http://swenglishrantings.com/

MattJack Jan 13th, 2009 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 607687)
Boring.

Better link.
http://swenglishrantings.com/

Charity begins at home



She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was VERY upset!
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children?!? I’m leaving you! I want a divorce straight away!!!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute, honey, so thatI can at least tell you what happened.”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!”

And he began:



“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments!
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair just like them.”
He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…, ‘Please………do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’”

Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 04:32 PM


Tadao Jan 13th, 2009 04:34 PM

So this is where my mom gets her funny emails from. :rolleyes

Grislygus Jan 13th, 2009 04:35 PM


Grislygus Jan 13th, 2009 04:36 PM

Posted: May 20 2008, 11:58CET
Category: News Article tags: Democrat, Foriegn Policy, Idiot, Obama, The DaliBama

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2009 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 607689)

Her legs :hypno

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2009 05:35 PM

Happy Birthday, Dr. Boogie. :)

Every year I'm annoyed that you're suddenly younger than me. :(

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2009 06:03 PM

Post #53889. :cool

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 607627)
I love this guys work.

http://joshuahoffine.com/

i saw a thing on pbs about him, he seemed almost creepy nice. and he uses his daughters in his photographs.

Kitsa Jan 14th, 2009 10:20 AM

Where was he when all of those Stephen King books with the shitty covers were coming out?

Zomboid Jan 14th, 2009 10:20 AM

For one of my electives this term, I picked "short fiction forms," and I can already tell that it's gonna be another one of those classes where all of the artsy douchebags have free reign and annoy me all class :(

I hate you sometimes, art school :(

Kitsa Jan 14th, 2009 10:21 AM

srsly, you chose art school and hope to avoid artsy douchebags?

impossible, sir.

Zomboid Jan 14th, 2009 10:23 AM

I'm here for a bachelor of communications in professional writing, so I was hoping the art fags would be confined to the dance, music, and art rooms, but no such luck.

Edit: this professor lady is really fuckable, though.

Sam Jan 14th, 2009 10:58 AM

HIT DAT SHIT, N*GGAHHHHHHHHH

Zomboid Jan 14th, 2009 11:07 AM

AFTA CLASS, IMMA BE AWWLIKE BITCH CUMMERE I WANNA TEOW U SUMMIN! N DEN WEN SHE GETS NEER, IMMA CUM IN HO EYE

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2009 02:10 PM

i watched the shining the other night and good fucking grief what is with Olive Oils fucking face? It was the most horrifying thing in the movie watching her fat toothed face contort into those HORRIFIED expressions.

RaNkeri Jan 14th, 2009 03:50 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Jan 14th, 2009 04:04 PM

:rolleyes


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