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pac-man Jan 16th, 2009 12:44 AM

Don't you hate it when you start breaking up your stash and you start finding like clusters of seeds?

DevilWearsPrada Jan 16th, 2009 01:04 AM

I usually shrug it off and chew the seeds

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 07:08 AM

Why can't you smoke the seeds? Or plant them and eliminate the middleman?

DevilWearsPrada Jan 16th, 2009 09:30 AM

:x , is why.

Seeds don't burn right, and make the smoke stale and hard to inhale.
plus, planting them is a whole diff. story

MetalMilitia Jan 16th, 2009 09:37 AM

Watch out guys I think Kitsa's a nark.

pac-man Jan 16th, 2009 09:41 AM

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 10:39 AM

just ignorant. A narc would try to pretend knowledge and fit in.

MetalMilitia Jan 16th, 2009 11:04 AM

Whatever nark.

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 11:12 AM

I stayed at the Ritz Carlton 5 years ago and got upgraded to some sort of fancy-schmancy suite because my room wasn't ready. It was a very weird experience, complete with bath menu (you could have a maid draw a bath with rubber ducky and piped in music for $50, but it didn't say how much to tip her):

and a lounge where there were five "food presentations" per day. Apparently Usher was on the same floor at the same time, and fell asleep in his bathtub and flooded the room below him, but I never saw him.

Anyway, the Ritz Carlton still sends me email despite my being disabled and poor now.

Oh, Ritz Carlton, you so funny.

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2009 12:20 PM

A Goth, a Vandal, and a disheveled Roman walk into a bar. The Roman gets a few drinks in him and launches a tirade at his two compatriots. "You can take our wealth, you can take our lives, but you can never take our culture!", he screams, then collapses to the floor. The Vandal turns to the Goth and asks, "Vatch iss ziss he isk saying?" His friend shrugs disinterestedly.

"Ich wiel nicht," the Goth mutters over the brim of his cup, "Iss all Greek to me!"

I miss Seth :(

Shrubfest Jan 16th, 2009 12:26 PM

How come you don't do anything or see anyone for weeks, and when you really just wanna stay in, everyone invites you out?

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2009 12:34 PM

Ingrained radar systems

Shrubfest Jan 16th, 2009 12:34 PM


Grislygus Jan 16th, 2009 12:39 PM

Shit, you're English too, you people have had radar down pat since WWII, you should be able to pick up on when not to answer the phone

glowbelly Jan 16th, 2009 01:22 PM


Zomboid Jan 16th, 2009 02:28 PM

I have to fart so badly, but I'm in class :(

glowbelly Jan 16th, 2009 02:29 PM

just let it fly.

i have awesome cleavage today

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 02:29 PM

My bf has a horror story about a quiet classroom and a fart that he was just sure was going to be silent.

glowbelly Jan 16th, 2009 02:43 PM

my son and i call each other "farticus" when we let loose at home :lol

Zomboid Jan 16th, 2009 02:51 PM

I tried to let it loose, thinking it would be more or less silent, and also because I'm in the very back corner of the room (need an outlet for my laptop), but I let a little toot sound out and this hot girl in front of me looked back at me curiously :(

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 02:56 PM

could've been worse, could've been liquid.

MetalMilitia Jan 16th, 2009 03:13 PM

Yeah if he'd heard he would've totally made a big deal about making sure everyone knew what had just happened.

Zomboid Jan 16th, 2009 03:26 PM

I went to the bathroom during the 5 minute break and farted, but I've been drinking a giant can of energy drink, and now my legs are shaking because I have to pee so badly.

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2009 03:35 PM

Oh man was it one of those megacans that act as baby bottles for young adults

I get those a dollar a pop at work and shotgun the motherfuckers, you end up making like old faithful :x

Zomboid Jan 16th, 2009 03:41 PM

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I have my legs crossed and my left leg is shaking like crazy. Right now, we're goin through the last bit of this class, but I keep looking at the clock and THAT IS NOT HELPING!

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