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Grislygus Jan 16th, 2009 03:43 PM

Oh fuck, and then you always have everyone packed up to go five minutes before the end of class because people can tell when somebody's gearing to go and do likewise, and the teacher gets irritated and deliberately starts babbling as much as she possibly can and time slows to a crawl

Tadao Jan 16th, 2009 04:09 PM


Zomboid Jan 16th, 2009 04:26 PM

In my rhetoric class, the prof was taking attendance, and when he called out this girl who's last name is BROWN-RING, I started laughing uncontrollably :(

pac-man Jan 16th, 2009 07:29 PM


Tadao Jan 16th, 2009 09:24 PM

From : Weekly Comic Review: Maakies

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 608297)
The cartoon would be a lot better if they used traditional animation, it looks like a bad videogame cutscene.


I really fucking hate the shit that comes out of this guys mouth.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2009 03:34 AM

Is ZeldaQueen an UberTroll, or is someone actually encouraging this?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2009 03:36 AM

MetaTroll*

UberMetaTroll! >:

Tadao Jan 17th, 2009 05:07 AM

Normal people are trolls in bizarro world.

Supafly345 Jan 17th, 2009 07:49 AM


Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 608331)
Normal people are trolls in bizarro world.

She is normal? :eek

Fuck non-bizarro world if she is normal. >:

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2009 12:31 AM

And by 'fuck' I mean 'to hell with'. >:

No way I'd bone such a shitbag. >:


Although, if she offered... :love

Tadao Jan 18th, 2009 12:45 AM

She needs something to keep her mouth busy.

Fathom Zero Jan 18th, 2009 12:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_401dYdvp8

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2009 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 608579)
What the fuck are you talking about? He's talking about this month being fucked up, not January of 27 million B.C. I mean, shit, I don't think we're going extinct this month. Not to mention journalism from that era is spotty at best.

Dude, you're being trolled! Don't rise to it, Man.

Kitsa Jan 19th, 2009 08:58 AM

I'm glad I apparently missed this.

pac-man Jan 19th, 2009 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 608591)
Dude, you're being trolled! Don't rise to it, Man.

I know! I know! She's just too... normal. >:

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 608683)
That, it seems, is were we must disagree. >:

On the venn diagram of Glowbelly & ZeldaQueen's interests, is there much correlation? :eek


Where is Fartin? I want to talk about dildos. >:

That was the sole intersect between GB and that crazy lawn mowerer's Interest Venn. :(

Womti Jan 20th, 2009 10:40 AM

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...g?t=1232465857



wait what :(

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2009 11:32 AM

One Christmas my grandmother got me a sushi set. :loveThen she insisted I use it immediately to make sushi for her and my grandfather. :)

I was puzzled about this because I never knew them to be especially open to sushi-style options, particularly seaweed wraps and/or anything raw. But we went out to the Asian grocery and bought sushi rice and wraps, along with pickles and wasabi because I was trying to think of something that would be palatable to them. :|

So we get home, I make the sushi rice, I make rolls of rice, wasabi, and strips of leftover turkey.

My grandmother picks it apart, dislikes the nori (seaweed wrap). She opines that the sushi would be better if it were wrapped in bologna. And without wasabi.:\

I make a second set of rolls, rice and turkey wrapped in bologna. As you can imagine, bologna doesn't really stick to itself and makes a shitty sushi wrap. But I aim to please.:)

My grandmother surveys the floppy bologna-wrapped turkey and rice and pours a liberal amount of turkey gravy over it, then eats it.:hypno

She now tells everyone she's had sushi.:lol

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 12:33 PM

I've got a sushi roll she can gum at.

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2009 12:37 PM

Gotta make everything ugly, don't you.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 12:40 PM

Yeah :(


:lol

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 12:50 PM

At first I thought, Grandma and Grandpa doesn't know what sushi is and is gonna hate it, then I though, this could be surprising and maybe they'll love it. But then it didn't. :(

I use to have to make smoked salmon and cooked fish rolls for my less risk taking friends. I've made a chicken roll but never made a turkey roll.

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 608742)
My grandmother surveys the floppy bologna-wrapped turkey and rice and pours a liberal amount of turkey gravy over it, then eats it.:hypno

She now tells everyone she's had sushi.:lol

Yes. She probably also likes tofu, but without the bean curd.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 01:24 PM

OMFG no way :(

http://thegoodcheercompany.com/


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