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Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 609621)
milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

It is lol and a badge of honor but apparently I made over 500 comics and I'd like to know where they all went >:

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 03:03 PM

Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609646)
Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link]

Please, knock it off.

I can still wank, so long as I massage my prostate ;)

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609650)
Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?


:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 04:19 PM

Dad has a virus that seems to be activated by Chinese New Year.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:22 PM

How do I group shapes in photoshop?

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 04:30 PM

Holy shit guys, over weight is contagious :eek

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609663)
How do I group shapes in photoshop?

Is this what you are talking about?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...2024839AAdFyc8

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:39 PM

Thank you, T-Dawg. Someday I'll install google on this computer and I won't have to keep asking for help. :)

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609661)
:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

That place was just epic for prison escapes. I lived in a town that housed one of those jails, and I actually worked across the street from it for a while (we got prank calls from them...attempted prank calls, since they attempted to do it collect and the operator always told us it was the jail, and we'd just refuse).

That city was already notorious because John Dillinger escaped from the jail there. It was the local Sheriff's big shame and no one was allowed to mention it while she was alive. She lived to 102 or something, in a big mansion downtown.

There was one very famous incident in the early 2000s where these two murderers escaped, shot police officers, held people hostage in their houses, had a shootout at a gas station, and (for a few long, long hours) hid out in the woods behind our house.

That was unbelievably fucking scary. It was like a movie...nighttime, rural house, you look out the front window and there's a police helicopter hovering right there with a searchlight, someone shouting through a bullhorn to stay on the floor in your house and don't move. Shit. And cops tromping all through your woods. They caught the guys the next day running through a cornfield, I think.

Right after I moved where I am now, there was some sort of minor juvie escape and they had roads blocked off and helicopters out...I had flashbacks. :hypno

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609667)
That place was just epic for prison escapes.

Epic? Really?

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 04:53 PM

Yes, epic, ass.

Do you think I'd bore you all with an account of every single one?

Anyhow, my ex in-laws trumped the experience of the escapees in the woods.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:04 PM

If it's not worth retelling then it's hardly epic at all, you ditzy bitch.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:06 PM

Hug it out you two!

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:10 PM

Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:12 PM


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Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:23 PM

Anyway, any newspapers I link to have the annoying "nuh-uh, you gotta buy the content" thing, which gets to be an irritating stumbling block in the retell.

And if you're nitpicking about word usage, I ain't bovvered.

But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609675)
Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

You insulted me first! And as I have made clear, I have the mentality of a child. Maybe I should ask how hanging around morons and perverts make you feel?

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:26 PM

normal.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609679)
But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

I stopped? :eek

I think it might be that I haven't read any ZeldaQueen posts yet today. She really makes your blathering seem tolerable.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609681)
normal.

I've never been, but I've heard it's nice.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:44 PM

STOP YELLING AT MOM!

kahljorn Jan 26th, 2009 05:57 PM

i hope you two kill eachother


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