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Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:35 PM

WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:36 PM

Not if you're a Finn and no one loves you so you will continue to live cold and alone in an artic wasteland full of frozen piss and smelly gloves.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633295)
WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

YES SAM, I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:41 PM

YES FINLAND, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY RETORT YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH, MAYBE IF YOU GO PISS IN A PLATE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER WILL COME TO YOU :rolleyes

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:42 PM

I COULD MAIL SOME OF MY PISS TO YOU, SAM.
HOW 'BOUT IT? :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:43 PM

IT WOULD PROBABLY MELT BEFORE IT GOT HERE AND I WOULD JUST END UP WITH A SOGGY ENVELOPE :rolleyes

PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:44 PM

THERE'D BE ATLEAST SOME QUALITY PISS ON AMERICAN SOIL :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:46 PM

JUST THE SAME, I BETTER TAPE UP MY MAILSLOT AND THROW DOWN AN ABSORBENT TOWEL :rolleyes

Zomboid Jun 13th, 2009 04:47 PM

Rankeri probably just pees on oven plates because the difficulty in finding his penis in all those folds of fat makes squatting necessary.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633304)
PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

IT TAKES A DARING DOG SLEDDER TO ROAM THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF FINLAND - SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:50 PM

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A DARING DOG SLEDDER? WILL YOU PAY HIM IN FROZEN PISS? :rolleyes

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:50 PM

Let alone a Finn.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:51 PM

AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:53 PM

Eskimos are the illegal Mexicans of Finland.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633315)
AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri
SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN

>:

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:58 PM

I'M PART ESKIMO HAHAHAHA SO I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB KISS MY ASS FINLANDDDDDDDD

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 05:00 PM

You won this battle Sam




But the war goes on >:

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 05:12 PM

pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 05:15 PM


Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 633331)
pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

:lol

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 05:54 PM


Sam Jun 13th, 2009 05:55 PM

YEAH, FUCK YOU

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 06:00 PM

I'll let you know how hot Karen O looks.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 06:01 PM

YEAH, FUCK YOU

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 06:32 PM

SHIGITY SHIGITY SHWAA


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