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captain516 Sep 20th, 2009 10:22 AM

I just got rid of Police Pro. Edit: I also seem to have lost the ability to save pictures. Second Edit: Never mind, a second reboot fixed that.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 649186)
Mines red atm, i dyed it twice to keep it fresh.

Only problem is, it looks like Ariel the mermaid.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649187)
That's a problem?

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 649188)
If you've just been to the pub wit your dad, and been told you look like a cartoon, yeah.

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

Shrubfest Sep 20th, 2009 03:08 PM

I'm fine with keeping JC out of my life, thanks...

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:13 PM

Well, you can launch my keks any time. <3

captain516 Sep 20th, 2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649189)
Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

If she really wants him to get excited, she should also dress like his grandmother:lol

RaNkeri Sep 20th, 2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649189)
Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:35 PM

1. GrannyShrub would be hawt.
2. I don't recall Jon saying he got the big time hards on when he played with his Nana's taters.
3. Nana's taters would be a great instant mash potato brand.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 649194)
Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

He found a Rule 34 of her with Ron Stoppable and He-Man. He was aghast that she would cheat on him like that.

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 03:40 PM

Is nobody posting today because of fucking football

Womti Sep 20th, 2009 03:42 PM

because of fucking tom brady

RaNkeri Sep 20th, 2009 03:48 PM

women are such whores >:

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 03:50 PM

I am the biggest whore

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 649201)
women are such whores >:

Especially when you hold them responsible for what happens to their likeness online.

Womti Sep 20th, 2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649202)
I am the biggest whore

:love

stevetothepast Sep 20th, 2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649202)
I am the biggest whore

GW props for the beefheart sig, but it's too distracting :s

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 05:09 PM

also trout mask replica is waaaaaay overrated.

stevetothepast, you likes music i likes.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 05:15 PM

Baroness in the G.I. Joe movie is so goddamn hot, I've gotta say.

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 05:26 PM

Safe as Milk and Clear Spot are my favorites, but I haven't heard all of them yet.

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2009 06:00 PM

Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.

Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability :( STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 06:11 PM

Yeah, Safe as Milk is my favorite. Admittedly, I need to hear more.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 06:25 PM

You should eat your dog.

stevetothepast Sep 20th, 2009 07:22 PM

you should get rid of the dog and regret it for a few years.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 07:30 PM

Or you could hobble it, if you don't wanna feel as bad.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 08:15 PM

my sister sent me a text message asking "what was the movie where billy bob thornton played a retard?" i responded with "some folks call it kaizer blade but i call it sling blade."

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649231)
No one knows what happened to Pacman. :(

We're too racist for him. :(

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649232)
Or Sethomas. :(

The world wasn't enough. :(


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