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Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 08:18 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Sep 20th, 2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649238)
We're too racist for him. :(

I wish that was it, I fear something bad happened and he can't get to the internet right now. :(

darqmommy Sep 21st, 2009 12:20 AM

chat?

darqmommy Sep 21st, 2009 12:22 AM

ah, i have heard of these "Chat rooms." i am familiar with the procedure.
ahem...

Attention, gentlemen! i am a very attractive blonde girl with loads of free time!

darqmommy Sep 21st, 2009 12:25 AM

that went really well.

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2009 12:31 AM

huh wuh yeah mhmm

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 01:18 AM

i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
i wish i could drag one of you down this road with me

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2009 01:24 AM

Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 649267)
i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
i wish i could drag one of you down this road with me

Don't get shot by some bitch.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2009 08:46 AM

that's funny because the first thing I thought of was, "do Dixie gotta choke a bitch?"

MarioRPG Sep 21st, 2009 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649270)
Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.

Is he the one that wanted to be a church guy,

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2009 11:27 AM

Most would call them priests, but yeah.

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2009 11:48 AM

Too much of a horndog.

He's my favorite too :<

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2009 12:06 PM

:3

Colonel Flagg Sep 21st, 2009 12:42 PM

Funny how he wanted to be a priest in the Dumas story, yet his name is branded as a cologne (for the ladies).

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 01:10 PM

no married guys this week
this week i'm just getting completely wasted everyday all day til saturday comes.
dixie is a wastoid.
RESIN BALLLLLLLLLLLLL

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 21st, 2009 01:27 PM

On saturday are you just to drink too though? I'm all for it.

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 01:31 PM

saturday i will be experimenting with some uppers to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 01:41 PM

I got you uppers right here baby

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 01:47 PM

you wish

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 01:52 PM

I do, and you can snort one off my boner.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649290)
Did anyone ever tell you a stupid lie that was obviously bullshit, but you had no idea why they told it?

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649315)
I knew a guy like that. Then one day he said he was going to become a priest to perform exorcisms and hunt vampires. Didn't talk to him much after that. No reason to.

I'm an Habitual Liar, some of the time the things I hear myself saying are hilariously impossible and I'm lucky to have encountered a lot of people that agreed. Frequently I find my lying unhelpful and annoying, and I've met some people that agree to that view, but they are boring and unimaginative and no fun at all.

...I'm lying. :(

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 01:55 PM

I don't think a penis would be a good surface for a beginner

Fathom Zero Sep 21st, 2009 02:11 PM

Dude, that's expert level.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 02:15 PM

Like you guys have never had your nose against a penis before! :rolleyes


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