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10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 22nd, 2009 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649469)
Usually I try to bag my own stuff because I'm so damn particular (you know, not wanting ant poison in with my bread, not wanting lightbulbs in with food), but sometimes the bagger is too quick for me.


I agree with you. If there is a conveyor belt what I do is put items I want together on the belt, that way when it gets to the cashier they just put it in bags the same way.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649459)
There are these annoying whorish freshman girls in my neighborhood who have a knack for cornering you into long, retarded conversations if you run into them. Last night, they tried to get me into doing ecstasy (who the hell takes ecstasy while sitting around in a park?), so I came up with some bullshitted story about how I just crashed my bike and had a concussion, and needed to get home to go to the ER. I didn't even need to ACT; dumbasses believed I had one, even though I wasn't bleeding, limping, or showing any signs of a concussion, or ANY injury.
Moral of the story: Bullshitting dumb people is fun.

WAIT WHAT? YOU DIDN'T DO A SEXUAL DRUG WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS IN A PARK?

Colonel Flagg Sep 22nd, 2009 02:15 PM

He carries a torch for his one true snugglebunny.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 02:32 PM

Dear Snugglebunny forums, you'll never believe what I didn't do today!

Dimnos Sep 22nd, 2009 02:35 PM

Right. At least pocket the tab and just along with it man....

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 02:39 PM

No way, Ecstasy if great fun. It can make stupid girls tolerable, sexy even.

stevetothepast Sep 22nd, 2009 02:41 PM

oh gross old, dirty old, good for nothing, ecstasy.

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2009 03:17 PM

I thought ecstasy made you impotent and all you really ended up doing was rolling around and slobbering with a floppy dick.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 03:31 PM

Not at all. It was actually used to help marriages that turned loveless.

Dimnos Sep 22nd, 2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649530)
I thought ecstasy made you impotent and all you really ended up doing was rolling around and slobbering with a floppy dick.


Nah. Your thinking speed.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 03:35 PM

No way, you can fuck for 8 hours straight on speed.

Dimnos Sep 22nd, 2009 03:45 PM

Not that I went around checking boners but everyone I ever knew said they had a damn awful time getting it up on speed. More often than not they were more interested in doing more speed that fucking anyway. :\

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 03:56 PM

Maybe they had a hard time thinking about fucking.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 03:56 PM

Maybe it has to do with the person, I prefer my drugs to involve sin at the same time.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 03:57 PM

Is that a line from the Book of Tadao?

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 03:58 PM

Sounds more like a gay Oscar Wild quote :(

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 04:05 PM

It's sad because it's true kinda. :(

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 04:11 PM

Even worse, it sounds like someone trying to act like Oscar Wilde, but isn't witty at all.

:( :(

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 04:13 PM

The hills around me are on fire AGAIN. Every year, same shit.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 04:13 PM

I know someone like that. But I know it's just part of his persona.

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 04:14 PM

You could live in Greece; your whole country would be on fire all the time.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 22nd, 2009 04:15 PM

You should move to a less fire hilly region. I don't mind getting snowed on. Fired on is too much for me.

Colonel Flagg Sep 22nd, 2009 04:16 PM

Hope you're not in any danger, Tad. No more than normal, anyway. :\

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2009 04:18 PM

ALAN RICKMAN DANGER CYCLE

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 04:19 PM

North of LA is always on fire. We don't really pay attention to the huge out of control wildfire 10 miles from us anymore. A lot of people will try to fight the fire with a garden hose and only leave if they can't take the heat.


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