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Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:11 AM

:pagebreak I think.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:12 AM

fuck :lol

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 01:16 AM

hahahahahahaha

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:18 AM

I obviously don't do it enough. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649586)
I always found him to be kinda full of himself, honestly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649610)
That was his schtick.

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649624)
and that's why mensa meetings suck.

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Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649580)
What's even worse is when it randomly decides to update you on a whole string of wall-to-wall conversations between two friends, so your whole wall is one conversation. Makes me feel like a creeper.

What is with this confusion of creeper/creep amongst young people today. :(

If I am being creepy I am a creep, you little shits. >:

Also, I'm not being creepy, get over yourselves. :wah

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649588)
...she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan...

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649589)
You dummy. Why do you show her that shit?

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649652)
Hey, she asked me if I knew about it, I replied to the affirmative, and she asked to see it.

She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.


That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 02:12 AM

Pubs got us all in check :eek

Wiffles Sep 23rd, 2009 02:35 AM

Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641681)
You only say that cause you think Shrub will talk to you.

She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649673)
Pubs got us all in check :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 649677)
Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O


Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649678)
She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

Fight cock with cock ;)

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 03:28 AM

I am well versed in how to deal with gents and their wang-obsessions, as you well know. Ladies, however, no clue what they want. The ludicrous bints.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 03:31 AM

whaheynow

Colonel Flagg Sep 23rd, 2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649671)
She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.

That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 649708)
...a lovely young Franšaise graduate student named Marie. A real sweetie. She was in the US to study, of all things, American Literature.

And no. No, I did not. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 649706)
Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

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Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 12:49 PM

It's like a one-man live DVD commentary. :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:04 PM

How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649725)
How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

OmiGosh! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649725)
How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649726)
OmiGosh! :eek

:eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:06 PM

..

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 01:13 PM

I think we should let pub post in other threads

he is unhealthy

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:19 PM

Dude, you badmouthed the Stooges just now. I'd say you ever being public would be unhealthy for your mongoloid face. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:19 PM

BECAUSE OF FISTS BEING PUT INTO IT SO SHARPLY! >:

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:20 PM

Then tongues, and cocks, because I love ya, baby. <3


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