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Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:33 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:35 PM

All I listen to lately is Ween and Beefheart

The Pod is my favorite buzzed album. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 02:46 PM

Jesus Christ, I love the smell of pot.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:52 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:55 PM

I think it smells like burning body odor and muslim incense.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:56 PM

it smells like my neighbors' garage and maybe warm Corona.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649762)

10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 03:27 PM

I appreciate raw, earthy smells, like freshly cut grass. I think it smells wonderful.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 649771)

Richard Belzer? :lol

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 03:36 PM

got a little of that look to him, doesn't he.

But then Joey Ramone did too.

When Joey Ramone pops up in my dreams with his random input, he sounds half like Vinnie Barbarino and half like that one metal guy from Little Nicky. (Not the one with the moustache). I don't know why.

MLE Sep 23rd, 2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649787)
10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

2.73. Suck it. <3

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 04:10 PM

Which one? :yum

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 05:36 PM

A buttload of explosives:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...is-bottom.html

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 05:44 PM

And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649811)

What a giant asshole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649813)
And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

:O

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 05:54 PM

I wonder if the last thing he felt was searing rectal pain? What a way to go.

And those are some giant poisonous snakes those rabbits have been killing. That's pretty damn brave for a rabbit.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 06:00 PM

I wonder if they were protecting the baby nest. Moms get fucking vicious.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 06:10 PM

I'm sure that must have been it.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 06:16 PM

There is a tree out back where I often sit and smoke and look at pretty things. When the birds have babies, the dive bomb me for like 2 weeks. They attack dad while he waters, the dogs have to run and poop at the same time. Nature is cute even when it's deadly.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 06:23 PM

I had a squirrel drop a full ear of dried corn on my head back in April. The only thing I can think of that would make a spring-hungry squirrel throw that much food at me was that I was close to a nest.

Note: an ear of dried corn hurts pretty fucking badly when it's dropped square on your head from about 15 feet up.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 06:48 PM

You sure got an earful! I'm in bad pun mode. Ever since I decided to try not to get into meaningless fights to amuse myself, I have reverted back to jokes that usually get you punched in the arm.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 07:03 PM

http://www.nataliedee.com/092309/royalty-supreme.jpg

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 08:00 PM

I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649851)
I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649848)
I knew you would try to be witty. What irony in your words. Your sentence states that your post killed all chance. It's like I'm fucking psychic.

..

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 08:03 PM

That one was unintentional, but I liked it enough. :(


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