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kahljorn Sep 26th, 2009 05:11 AM

30 dollars for the seed of guitar woman?

kahljorn Sep 26th, 2009 05:11 AM

seriously??

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 06:27 AM

You gotta be a college grad (or have good grades) with good genes, being athletic and free of ailments.

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 07:29 AM

oh shit, maybe i should look into this

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 07:43 AM

You'd get a bit more than plasma, fo' sho'.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 26th, 2009 09:33 AM

I gave up drinking pop at work and mostly drink coffee or tea instead now. I find myself being a lot less irritable.

Shrubfest Sep 26th, 2009 04:27 PM

I just got sent this from the boyfriend:
'Hey, gonna give u a call tomorrow (probs early afternoon), need to talk 'bout a few things...'

Should I be worried?

The Leader Sep 26th, 2009 04:45 PM

Why don't you ask Willie? :I

Shrubfest Sep 26th, 2009 06:32 PM

I wanted as much input as possible!

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 07:31 PM

(7:19:28 PM) Chojin (AIM): new favorite thing
(7:20:48 PM) Chojin (AIM): i just had sex with this girl and she gets a call from her SO immediately afterwards, and answers it while still romantically entangled
(7:21:12 PM) Chojin (AIM): and she's all like 'Aww, love you baby, k' on the phone
(7:21:22 PM) Chojin (AIM): Then hangs up, throws it down, and laughs
(7:21:31 PM) Chojin (AIM): women scare me

Aaarg Sep 26th, 2009 07:37 PM

no joke, man, womens is evil.

ps i like ur avataer :-*

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 08:11 PM

Unlike Sam, I'm not above creepily flying across the ocean.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 08:38 PM

I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

I'd feel weird about donating sperm, though. Like, really weird.

Plasma sounds like a winning solution but I pass out whenever I lose a lot of blood really fast. Do they just suck it out of you like they do when taking blood for substance tests or are they not cocks about it?

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650411)
I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

people in my family tend to be a few inches shorter than average, but also stronger

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 08:44 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 09:01 PM

+5 Strength
-3 Agility

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650414)

yes and we are also legendary craftsmen

LordSappington Sep 26th, 2009 09:20 PM

My sister's adopted kid, who's twelve, tried to convince me that he came up with the game 'Ghosting'. I lol'd.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 09:53 PM

Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2009 10:03 PM

Then you probably shouldn't shave your head.

I wish I could go back to Foy's this year :(

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700642

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650430)
Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

The part of my hair that DOES grow grew back to normal length in about 3-4 months. It is also super convenient to shave. But if you aren't balding and like your hair, I don't know why you'd do it.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 10:24 PM

For authenticity, obviously

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 10:28 PM

oh shit, what if I made a wig out of my own hair?

who would know the difference

LordSappington Sep 27th, 2009 12:45 AM

We would. :(

Wiffles Sep 27th, 2009 02:56 AM

that would be painstaking, planting every hair into the headpiece.


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