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Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 12:29 PM

Hey, change of subject.

Let's talk about Sam's cock.

elx Nov 20th, 2009 12:31 PM

did you hear about his legs

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:34 PM

I'M CRIPPLED

I GOT WHAT FDR HAD AND MY LEGS LOOK LIKE CRAZY STRAWS

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2009 12:34 PM

that's true until they start taking it for granted that there'll be a girl around.

attention is overrated.

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:35 PM

THAT'S WHY I PLAY DRAGON AGE

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659825)
Any guy more willing to play video games than hang out with a girl is either gay or has serious issues with priorities.

Or they dont want to hear some girl prattle on about some pointless BS. :rolleyes

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:47 PM

USUALLY IF YOU JUST IGNORE A GIRL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IT DRIVES THEM MAD WITH SEXUAL DESIRE AND THEY BUST OUT AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU.

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 659839)
USUALLY IF YOU JUST IGNORE A GIRL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IT DRIVES THEM MAD WITH SEXUAL DESIRE AND THEY BUST OUT AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU.

This is how I ended up with a wife. True story.

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:50 PM

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A KEEPER

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 12:52 PM

Oh she is great. I wouldnt trade her for a million bucks. Totally not like George's woman.







No offense George. :\

elx Nov 20th, 2009 12:55 PM

i don't mind video games as long as i get to play too :(

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:55 PM

THE REAL TEST IS WHEN SHE IS ORALLY STIMULATING YOU AND YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASE A FART. IF SHE DOESN'T SKIP A BEAT THEN HOLD ON TO HER, BUT IF SHE GAGS AND COMPLAINS THROW HER ASS TO THE CURB.

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 12:56 PM

What if she pauses for a moment to giggle then jumps back on it?

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:58 PM

You have to decode if it's a giggle of amusement or a nervous giggle and she assumes you are going to crap on her somehow. :\

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 01:00 PM

Oh it definitely amusement with a smile.

I wanted to shoot her in the chin or something at the time but couldnt squeeze one out fast enough. :\

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 01:07 PM

Shoot her with a fart?

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 01:10 PM

No a load. After she came up to giggle about the fart.

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 01:19 PM

OH. CHOKE HER OUT WITH THE "PUERTO RICAN FOGBANK"

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 01:22 PM

Something like that. But I wasnt quick enough. :lol

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 01:23 PM

If I was a pro-wrestler, I'd gimmick as a masked Puerto Rican wrestler and the name of my submission hold would be "The Puerto Rican Fogbank" :(

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 01:24 PM

:rolleyes
ELX learn to play something other than Barbie Make Me Pretty Photoshop

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 01:24 PM

YEAH ELX LEARN TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WITH THE GROWN-UPS

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 01:29 PM

Or ask them to watch porn with you.

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 01:33 PM

OR SMOKE POT OUT OF YOUR AMAZING APPLE POT SMOKING DEVICE YOU DESIGNED

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 01:35 PM

Skinny blond girl with pot and an apple bong never got turned down.


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