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elx Dec 31st, 2009 03:03 AM

happy new years eve :D

Chojin Dec 31st, 2009 09:02 AM

man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit

MLE Dec 31st, 2009 10:28 AM

They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.

Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 10:34 AM

Ah see? You found it without my help :P

MLE Dec 31st, 2009 10:37 AM

I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 665647)
I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway

MLE Dec 31st, 2009 11:26 AM

Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 665653)
Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

Totally :lol

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 12:58 PM

Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF

Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 01:10 PM

I have never seen one myself (never had cause to look for one either thankfully)

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 01:14 PM

They were next to my anal lube

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2009 01:25 PM

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 01:33 PM

I think it's a fairly new product.

Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 665668)
If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 31st, 2009 02:04 PM

In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2009 02:21 PM

lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused :(

I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?

Colonel Flagg Dec 31st, 2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 665668)
If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2009 02:55 PM

Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.

Immortal Goat Dec 31st, 2009 03:17 PM

It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 03:32 PM

IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.

MarioRPG Dec 31st, 2009 03:35 PM

IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY

Maury is great.

e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 03:37 PM

yep, next one will be in 028

bigtimecow Dec 31st, 2009 03:51 PM

oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money

maybe i'll get some then

Sam Dec 31st, 2009 03:55 PM

THE FUCKING MOOOON

Tadao Dec 31st, 2009 03:59 PM

dude


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